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Sarah Silverman plays a character named Sarah Silverman, whose absurd daily life unfolds in scripted scenes and songs. With her sister and her gay neighbors by her side, Sarah always manages to fall into unique,

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 1 Episode 3 - Positively Negative
    8.0/10(187 votes)

    #1 - Positively Negative

    S1:E3

    Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Meanwhile Jay celebrates his birthday with a party.

    Director:Steven K. Tsuchida
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 1 Episode 4 - Not Without My Daughter
    8.0/10(188 votes)

    #2 - Not Without My Daughter

    S1:E4

    Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Steve's behavior in a police car result in unforeseen consequences.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 1 Episode 5 - Muffin' Man
    7.8/10(176 votes)

    #3 - Muffin' Man

    S1:E5

    Sarah tries to explore her own sexuality. Meanwhile Brain and Steve bicker over a soft drink.

    Director:Steven K. Tsuchida
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 2 Episode 1 - Bored of the Rings
    7.8/10(117 votes)

    #4 - Bored of the Rings

    S2:E1

    Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 2 Episode 8 - The Mongolian Beef
    7.7/10(86 votes)

    #5 - The Mongolian Beef

    S2:E8

    Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'd never thought possible.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Dan Sterling

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  6. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 2 Episode 11 - Pee
    7.7/10(92 votes)

    #6 - Pee

    S2:E11

    Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 2 Episode 7 - High, It's Sarah
    7.6/10(104 votes)

    #7 - High, It's Sarah

    S2:E7

    Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 2 Episode 10 - Patriot Tact
    7.6/10(84 votes)

    #8 - Patriot Tact

    S2:E10

    Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 1 Episode 2 - Humanitarian of the Year
    7.5/10(163 votes)

    #9 - Humanitarian of the Year

    S1:E2

    Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 1 Episode 6 - Batteries
    7.5/10(217 votes)

    #10 - Batteries

    S1:E6

    Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 2 Episode 2 - Joan of Arf
    7.5/10(102 votes)

    #11 - Joan of Arf

    S2:E2

    Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 2 Episode 3 - Face Wars
    7.5/10(115 votes)

    #12 - Face Wars

    S2:E3

    Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.

    Director:Liam Lynch
    Writer:Dan Sterling

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  13. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 2 Episode 4 - Doodie
    7.5/10(109 votes)

    #13 - Doodie

    S2:E4

    When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 2 Episode 14 - I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not
    7.5/10(116 votes)

    #14 - I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not

    S2:E14

    Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 3 Episode 8 - Just Breve
    7.5/10(92 votes)

    #15 - Just Breve

    S3:E8

    Sarah narrates the story of Steve creating a baby robot.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 2 Episode 6 - Maid to Border
    7.3/10(94 votes)

    #16 - Maid to Border

    S2:E6

    Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Harris Wittels

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  17. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 3 Episode 3 - A Slip Slope
    7.3/10(59 votes)

    #17 - A Slip Slope

    S3:E3

    Sarah sues "Home Alone", the movie, for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly poos on his head.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Harris Wittels

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  18. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 3 Episode 10 - Wowschwitz
    7.3/10(60 votes)

    #18 - Wowschwitz

    S3:E10

    Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 1 Episode 1 - Officer Jay
    7.2/10(185 votes)

    #19 - Officer Jay

    S1:E1

    Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 2 Episode 12 - There's No Place Like Homeless
    7.1/10(73 votes)

    #20 - There's No Place Like Homeless

    S2:E12

    Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 2 Episode 5 - Ah, Men
    7.0/10(96 votes)

    #21 - Ah, Men

    S2:E5

    Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 2 Episode 9 - Making New Friends
    7.0/10(79 votes)

    #22 - Making New Friends

    S2:E9

    Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 3 Episode 1 - The Proof is in the Penis
    7.0/10(64 votes)

    #23 - The Proof is in the Penis

    S3:E1

    In an attempt to get Sarah to “man up”, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 3 Episode 2 - The Silverman and the Pillows
    7.0/10(63 votes)

    #24 - The Silverman and the Pillows

    S3:E2

    After Sarah's morning brunch at Romanski's is interrupted by a children's book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade of her own to show how easy it is to make children's books and television. Jay and his "anti-Sarah" support group, square off with Sarah on Real Time with Bill Maher. Laura informs Brian and Steve that their balls have an unpleasant odor.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. The Sarah Silverman Program. Season 3 Episode 4 - Nightmayor
    6.8/10(85 votes)

    #25 - Nightmayor

    S3:E4

    Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"Positively Negative" is the best rated episode of "The Sarah Silverman Program.". It scored 8/10 based on 187 votes. Directed by Steven K. Tsuchida and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/15/2007. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Not Without My Daughter".