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The Best Episodes of The Red Green Show

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The Best Episodes of The Red Green Show

The Red Green Show is a Canadian television comedy that aired on various channels in Canada, with its ultimate home at CBC Television, and on...
  1. Background image for We Can't Help It - We're Men
    8.9/10(18 votes)

    #1 - We Can't Help It - We're Men

    S6:E25

    A collection of shorts from the first six seasons.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  2. Background image for Gladiator
    8.8/10(10 votes)

    #2 - Gladiator

    S11:E2

    The Town of Possum Lake is staging a live version of the movie Gladiator with Dalton Humphrey (Bob Bainborough) in the lead role. Meanwhile Red demonstrates how to change a flat tire without stopping and how to fish with a musket. Mike builds a sailboat that runs on land. Harold drops in to advise a married viewer who has fallen hopelessly in love with Queen Elizabeth.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  3. Background image for The Whooping Crane
    8.8/10(10 votes)

    #3 - The Whooping Crane

    S11:E3

    A whooping crane builds its nest and lays an egg in the chimney of Possum Lodge. Red demonstrates a creative way to go tobogganing in the summer. Harold gives advice on how to tell a fellow employee that they have a body odour problem. Ranger Gord presents his first animated feature of the season and Red shows you how to seal your driveway with paint roller blades. This week's adventure features Road Hockey.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Background image for Toe The Line
    8.8/10(12 votes)

    #4 - Toe The Line

    S15:E18

    Red and Harold end up as a couple competing in a line dancing contest. Red turns a sedan car into a hideaway hardtop. Mike brings his key collection to Harold's Hobby House. Red uses men's fascination with an open car hood to get guys to babysit. Ed Frid tries to guess the word 'gross' in the Word Game. Bill over-inflates a soccer ball so the game can be played with vehicles. Red uses an industrial vacuum cleaner to get rid of bees.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  5. Background image for Viva Las Possums
    8.7/10(12 votes)

    #5 - Viva Las Possums

    S11:E6

    Harold stages a 50's weekend at Possum Lake, culminating in an Elvis Impersonation contest. Red makes a wood chipper out of a clothes dryer. The adventure features a pit stop during the Possum Lake Car Rally. Marina Owner Dwight Cardiff extols the virtues of skydiving. In the word game, nervous Animal Control Officer Ed Frid tries to get the word 'confidence'. Red shows you an easy way to check the map while you're driving.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. Background image for School Demo
    8.7/10(8 votes)

    #6 - School Demo

    S13:E3

    The men of Possum Lodge get to tear down the local Public School and have deep emotional reactions. Red converts an old car into a yard clock. All of the steaks go missing in a barbecue adventure. Red has a way to get more gas out of the tank using an enema bottle and a whoopee cushion. Red also has a handy tip explaining how to get two cars into the same parking spot. Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jeff Lumby, Joel Harris, Rick Green.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Rules of Engagement
    8.7/10(12 votes)

    #7 - Rules of Engagement

    S15:E1

    Harold has broken up with Bonnie so Red tries to make him feel better by pairing up with him for a white water race in a two-man kayak Red made from washing machines. Bill and Winston get injured trying out a batting cage. Red makes his car pothole-proof. Mike tries to guess the word 'mistakes' in the Word Game. Red demonstrates a way to drive with no hands, and a trick to help you find your car keys.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  9. Background image for Mr. Clean
    8.7/10(12 votes)

    #8 - Mr. Clean

    S15:E3

    Trying to beat Caribou Lodge in the ratings for tourist resorts, Red and the men do a massive clean-up of the Lodge. Red invents a way to cut the lawn automatically. Mike shows them how to make a camp shower. Dalton goes for the word 'listen' in the Word Game. Red makes a scented candle out of car drippings and a super-sized windshield washer from a fire hose.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  10. Background image for Sausage Envy
    8.6/10(18 votes)

    #9 - Sausage Envy

    S10:E1

    The boys do their wurst for the Possum Lake Sausage Carnival. Red meets with the network programmer - an 18 year-old woman played by Stephanie Beard of Toronto's KISS FM. Red makes popcorn in a clothes dryer, converts a hot water tank into a snowmobile, and uses his dog to wash his car. George Buza plays the lazy owner of the Port Asbestos Marina. Dalton locks the keys in his car and has to blow the doors off to get them.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. Background image for The Fishing Derby
    8.6/10(10 votes)

    #10 - The Fishing Derby

    S11:E14

    Harold releases a prize fish into the lake as part of a fishing derby, with the intention of giving a $1,000 prize to whoever catches it. Red seeks to win the prize, by any means necessary. When no one catches any fish in a fishing derby, the men of the lodge test the lake water and make a shocking discovery.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  12. Background image for Go Fish
    8.6/10(11 votes)

    #11 - Go Fish

    S12:E1

    The wives stage a protest to prevent the men from going on a fishing weekend. Red builds a variable wheelbase car, demonstrates an easy way to change a burned-out lightbulb, and uses a blood pressure cuff to make orange juice. Ed Frid does a feature on lobsters and Walter learns how to back up a boat trailer in this week's adventure film.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  13. Background image for The Possum Panderosa
    8.6/10(11 votes)

    #12 - The Possum Panderosa

    S12:E2

    Red and Harold promote the Lodge on the basis that they are relatives of Lorne Greene, who grew up there. Red demonstrates how to cut down on your coffee intake and how to deliver pizza with a skeet thrower. The men have a pass, punt and kick competition. Red turns a car into a huge wrench.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  14. Background image for Reality Television
    8.6/10(10 votes)

    #13 - Reality Television

    S12:E6

    Harold changes the show to make it more in keeping with the current trend towards reality shows. Red turns a car into a complete lawncare vehicle. The men undertake the world's largest towing job. Red builds an ultra-fast seed starting bed for his wife and demonstrates how to sneak up the driveway without waking your spouse.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Background image for Ranger Harold
    8.6/10(9 votes)

    #14 - Ranger Harold

    S13:E16

    Harold fills in for Ranger Gord while he's on sick leave, leaving Uncle Red alone and lonely at the Lodge. Red converts an old portable record player into a pizza maker. Bill and Walter have a life-size electric football game using cement tampers. Hap claims tp be a world class tap dancer. Red invents one device for keeping tailgaters away and another for clapping along with an audience. Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jeff Lumby, Joel Harris, Jerry Schaefer, Gordon Pinsent

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  16. Background image for Life Is A Circus
    8.6/10(8 votes)

    #15 - Life Is A Circus

    S14:E2

    The men put on a circus to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the Lodge. Harold is the human cannonball. Red does a giant stir fry in a satellite dish. The men attempt to rap rats in the adventure film. Red makes a lazy susan for long rectangular dining tables. Red has a special word for middle aged men who are still playing organized sports.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Background image for Do As I Do
    8.6/10(23 votes)

    #16 - Do As I Do

    S15:E19

    Harold loses the church and decides to get married at the Lodge with Red as minister.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Background image for The Spelling Bee
    8.5/10(8 votes)

    #17 - The Spelling Bee

    S13:E8

    The men of the Lodge decide to submit a couple of entrants into a spelling contest with a thousand dollar prize. Red uses ceiling fans to improve his car's gas mileage. Hap recounts his fight with Sonny Liston. Walter and Bill make an adventure out of splitting wodd and building a campfire. Red has a device that signals your wife's mood before you go in the house, and also demonstrates how to use a model train to clean your eavestroughs. Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jeff Lumby, Gordon Pinsent, Joel Harris, Samantha Weinstein, Rick Green.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  19. Background image for Exit Stag Right
    8.5/10(11 votes)

    #18 - Exit Stag Right

    S15:E8

    Red and the boys plan a surprise stag for Harold. Red makes a man-sized lawn torch out of birdbath. Ed Frid tries to guess the word 'bond' in the word game. Red turns an old steam press into a fat-free grill. The men have a sailboat race. Red makes ice cream in a washing machine. Glen Brackston gives advice on diet and exercise.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Background image for A Very Merry Red Green Christmas
    8.4/10(9 votes)

    #19 - A Very Merry Red Green Christmas

    S9:E17

    Harold returns home for Christmas.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  21. Background image for Back To Nature
    8.4/10(11 votes)

    #20 - Back To Nature

    S11:E4

    As part of his new job, Harold rents out the Lodge to what he thinks are a group of Senior Executives from a naturalist organization, but who are actually just old nudists. Red shows how you can attach an automotive supercharger to the human body. In the adventure film, Mike has borrowed a police car and has it stuck on a dirt pile. Ranger Gord writes a love letter to Susan Serandon. Red finds a useful purpose for accordions.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. Background image for Something In The Heir
    8.4/10(12 votes)

    #21 - Something In The Heir

    S11:E10

    Winston tries to adopt a child to carry on the family septic sucking business. Red turns a car into a castle, complete with turret. Mike and Walter turn a basketball competition into an adventure. Dalton finds out that surfing the internet leaves a trail. Other Handyman Tips - using a toy train to vacuum a rug, and a quick clean-up idea for bachelors who eat alone.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. Background image for Possum Air
    8.4/10(10 votes)

    #22 - Possum Air

    S12:E3

    In order to bring tourists into the area, Harold starts his own airline, with Red as his first passenger. Red makes a kiddie ride out of a coin-operated washing machine. Walter has a run-in with a wood chipper. Red demonstrates an innovative use of popcorn and an automatic newspaper remover.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Background image for Red And Breakfast
    8.4/10(9 votes)

    #23 - Red And Breakfast

    S12:E16

    Harold gets Red to help him turn the Lodge into a bed and breakfast with Mike Hammer as their test customer. Red demonstrates a way to avoid speeding tickets. Ed Frid brings in the most dangerous animal in the world. Walter helps Red gte a lawnmower started. Red turns water wings into fake jogging weights. Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jeff Lumby, Jerry Schaefer, Joel Harris.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. Background image for Hindsight Is 20/20
    8.4/10(10 votes)

    #24 - Hindsight Is 20/20

    S13:E19

    The men reminisce about their time at the Lodge.

    Director:Unknown
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  26. Background image for The Lodge Election
    8.4/10(10 votes)

    #25 - The Lodge Election

    S14:E8

    The men find out that Red has been breaking the rules of the Lodge Charter and an election is called to pick a new leader. A new guy, Blair Cobden, comes on the show to promote his snowmobiling show on a local station. Red strips an old car to make a luxury bass boat. Walter accidentally goes for a ride on a mechanic's creeper. Winston runs a new commercial for "septile disfunction."

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Best Episodes Summary

"We Can't Help It - We're Men" is the best rated episode of "The Red Green Show". It scored 8.9/10 based on 18 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 3/17/1997. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Gladiator".