The Best Episodes of The New Adventures of Old Christine

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   9.0/10(1 votes)

   #1 - Truth or Dare

   S5:E131/20/2010

   Mr. Harris returns just as Christine starts falling in love with Max.

   Director:Andy Ackerman

   Writer:Jack Burditt

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   9.0/10(1 votes)

   #2 - Scream

   S5:E205/5/2010

   Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. In order to feel more secure, Christine asks Matthew to stay over. Meanwhile, New Christine goes into labor, with the sole goal of avoiding having the baby arrive on Old Christine's birthday.

   Director:Andy Ackerman

   Writers:Jeff Astrof, Matt Goldman

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   8.7/10(3 votes)

   #3 - House

   S3:E73/10/2008

   Christine finds herself forced to feign happiness when she covets the house Richard and New Christine have purchased.

   Director:Andy Ackerman

   Writer:Katie Palmer

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   Writer:Katie Palmer
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   8.0/10(4 votes)

   #4 - Supertramp

   S1:E23/13/2006

   When Christine learns that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, she becomes determined to make her own conquests. After several failed attempts to meet eligible men, she finally runs into a guy named Stan at the grocery store. Unbeknownst to Christine, Stan is a father at Ritchie's school who is known as "Sad Dad."

   Director:Andy Ackerman

   Writer:Jeff Astrof

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   8.0/10(1 votes)

   #5 - Open Water

   S1:E33/20/2006

   When Christine learns that her close friends, Barb and Pete, are responsible for introducing Richard to his "new" Christine, she allows them to set her up on a blind date of her own. After a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love in the strangest of places. Meanwhile, Matthew takes Ritchie to swimming lessons.

   Director:Andy Ackerman

   Writer:Adam Barr

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   Writer:Adam Barr
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   8.0/10(1 votes)

   #6 - One Toe Over the Line Sweet Jesus

   S1:E43/27/2006

   Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton with lawyer jokes. But when he tries to make it up to them by inviting Christine and Burton to dinner with him and "new" Christine, his best-laid plans go awry.

   Director:Andy Ackerman

   Writer:Adam Barr

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   8.0/10(1 votes)

   #7 - I'll Show You Mine

   S1:E54/3/2006

   After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton. Will she or won't she? Let him in the house, that is, to meet her son, Ritchie. She eventually relents, only to be thrown for a loop later.

   Director:Andy Ackerman

   Writers:Steve Baldikoski, Bryan Behar

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   Writers:Steve Baldikoski, Bryan Behar
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   8.0/10(1 votes)

   #8 - The Other F Word

   S1:E64/10/2006

   Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchie's schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student body at his private school.

   Director:Andy Ackerman

   Writer:Jeff Astrof

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   Writer:Jeff Astrof
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   8.0/10(1 votes)

   #9 - A Fair to Remember

   S1:E135/22/2006

   Christine volunteers to help out at Ritchie's spring carnival and while there, she runs into the mean moms -- Marly and Lindsay -- who are clucking over the attractive father of a new student at Westbridge. Christine is excited to learn that the hot dad is her ex-boyfriend, Burton, but her hopes of re-igniting their romance are shot down when she learns Burton has a new girlfriend.

   Director:Andy Ackerman

   Writers:Kari Lizer, Adam Barr

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    #10 - The Passion of the Christine

    S2:E19/18/2006

    Since "New" Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at her house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together. When Christine tells Richard that Ritchie told this to his new teacher, Mr. Harris, Richard suggests that they give their relationship another try.

    Director:Andy Ackerman

    Writer:Kari Lizer

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    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - The Answer Is Maybe

    S2:E29/25/2006

    Richard tells Christine that the reason he has good luck with women is that he "says yes to life." When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.

    Director:Andy Ackerman

    Writer:Adam Barr

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    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - Come to Papa Jeff

    S2:E310/2/2006

    Christine is stunned to find out the man she's seeing, New Christine's father, is also a grandfather.

    Director:Andy Ackerman

    Writer:Jeff Astrof

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    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - Playdate With Destiny

    S2:E711/6/2006

    Christine's attraction to Ritchie's teacher causes a scene at a school fund-raiser--especially after she wins a playdate with the man.

    Director:Andy Ackerman

    Writer:Jennifer Crittenden

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    Writer:Jennifer Crittenden
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    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #14 - My Big Fat Sober Wedding

    S2:E204/23/2007

    The stresses of going to a wedding with Richard and Barb are multiplied by Christine's agreeing to be designated driver, depriving her of some much-needed alcohol.

    Director:Andy Ackerman

    Writers:Katie Palmer, Jonathan Goldstein

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    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #15 - Burning Down the House

    S3:E83/17/2008

    Christine hopes acting a bit more wild will stop Barb thinking she's uncool.

    Director:Andy Ackerman

    Writer:Aaron Shure

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    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - A Decent Proposal

    S4:E19/24/2008

    Christine offers to marry Barb to help her stave off deportation. Meanwhile, Richard looks to pop the question to New Christine.

    Director:Andy Ackerman

    Writers:Jeff Astrof, Kari Lizer

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    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - How I Hate Your Mother

    S4:E210/1/2008

    Richard begs Christine for the return of her old wedding ring which was an heirloom from his mother, in hopes of giving it to new Christine when he proposes.

    Director:Andy Ackerman

    Writer:Katie Palmer

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    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - White Like Me

    S4:E310/8/2008

    Barb's profile in a business journal brings in new clientele.

    Director:Andy Ackerman

    Writer:Lew Schneider

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    Writer:Lew Schneider
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    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie

    S4:E510/22/2008

    Christine is distraught when Ritchie stops saying "I love you" to her. When she reveals her distress to Matthew, she also admits that she's been sleeping in Ritchie's room every night. Matthew tells her that if she's not careful, Ritchie will end up like him -- he can't go to sleep without talking to their mother. They spend the night helping each other break these habits.

    Director:Andy Ackerman

    Writers:Jeff Filgo, Jackie Filgo

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    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down

    S4:E610/29/2008

    Christine and Barb prepare for a casual, non-relationship-seeking double date with two guys they meet at a video store, but jealousy arises when only one of them gets asked out for a second date.

    Director:Andy Ackerman

    Writers:Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer

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    Writers:Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer
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    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - Self Esteem Tempura

    S4:E811/12/2008

    A talent scout caught Ritchie's great school performance and he liked what he saw and offered him a audition to do a TV commercial, much to a thrilled Christine, but Richard won't approve of it and refuses to like him go.

    Director:Andy Ackerman

    Writer:Jeff Astrof

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    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #22 - Rage Against the Christine

    S4:E911/19/2008

    Christine thinks she has the perfect boyfriend, until he has a 'bizarre' reaction to her competitiveness after losing to her at tennis.

    Director:Andy Ackerman

    Writers:Jeff Astrof, Kari Lizer

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    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #23 - Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner?

    S4:E1011/26/2008

    Over a Thanksgiving visit, the discovery of a shared secret gives Christine a way to negate one of her mother's criticisms.

    Director:Andy Ackerman

    Writers:Lew Schneider, Katie Palmer

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    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #24 - Happy Endings

    S4:E1212/17/2008

    The girls change their building into a spa after learning that they can't get a loan to keep their gym afloat.

    Director:Andy Ackerman

    Writers:Jeff Filgo, Jackie Filgo

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