The Governor's Wrong Number

Spot Bellini Contest  The Alley Fight 1  Multiple Personalities

The Alley Fight 2  Sandwich People

Never Put Salt In Your Eyes

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Mark McKinney

Scott Thompson

Dave Foley

Kevin McDonald

Bruce McCulloch

John Blanchard

Kelly Makin

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Skits:

-  Cameraman Ted Riley Memorial  -  The Dog for Whom I Feel Nothing  -  Whores  -  Pitiful Mechanic  -  Spider on the Face  -  Whores  -  Hyper Business Executive  -  Cabbie Delivers Rush-Hour Baby

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-  Street Fight -- Parents Watching  -  Cathy & Kathie & the New Girl  -  Street Fight -- Confusion  -  Darryl on a Date -- the Oompah Band  -  Street Fight -- Unfair Fight  -  Buddy -- Virtual Reality  -  Cyril St. John the Escapist  -  Hardboiled NY Rednecks

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-  Fiore Parfums Commercial (S)(4): commercial of Fiore Parfums (Francesca Fiore)  -  Whores (SK)(4): "Are you holding out on me?" (Maudre, Rudy)  -  The Fantasy Sexual Indescretion (BKM)(4): woman who has sexual fantasies reveals it to her boyfriend  -  I'm Turning Assistant into a Rat (DMK)(4): the man who is turning his assistant into a rat  -  Whores (DSK)(4): turning tricks for asthma medication (Whores, Rudy)  -  Can You Dig It? (B) (4): He dances with strobe lighting  -  Phil from the Warehouse with the Pains in his Head (MSB)(4): Phil pesters a man in a shoe store  -  Whores (SK)(4): John Wayne imitation (Maudre, Rudy)  -  The "Will Do" Guy in Prison (KDM)(4): Dean in prison (Dean, Lex)

Skits:

Newscasters  -  Stars- Dave, Mark, Scott  -  Recurring Characters- Nina Spudkneeyak, Channel 7 News  -  In short- The weatherman is not God.

Emergency Room Practical Joker  -  Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Scott  -  Recurring Characters- Nurse Unloop  -  In short- A dying man pulls a few jokes before he dies.

Perks  -  Stars- Scott  -  Recurring Characters- n/a  -  In short- A man responds to Scott's personal ad.

Out of Body Experience  -  Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott  -  Recurring Characters- Myra  -  In Short- Myra has an out of body experience while choking.

Sex Girl Patrol

-  Stars- Dave, Bruce  -  Recurring Characters- Preacher Character  -  In Short- A filmmaker's "very sexist" new film.

So Says You  -  Stars- Dave, Kevin  -  Recurring Characters- n/a  -  In Short- A man tells his wife he has amnesia and a fear of death.

Radio  Big Bats

Apartment Games 1  Door-to-Door Knife Sharpener

Progress in Food

Apartment Games 2  Forced Date

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Crazy Dad (KD)-A man tells a story about his dad locking him up for 10 years, but as a cruel joke.

Chicken Lady Goes Home (all)-The chicken lady visits her old house (Chicken Lady, Tucker, Bearded Lady)

Assistant Fired (MB)-The 45-year-old man fires his assistant (45 guy)

Mixed Up Names (DS)-The bad doctor mixes up files at the hospital (bad doctor)

7 Things To Do (KD)-"Gotta keep on top of my life" (Thug a.k.a. Inept Hitman)

Interviewing New Assistant (BM)-He doesn't get the job. He slobbered on the guy's joint. (45 year old guy)

Hiring Assistant (B)-He finds a new assistant (45 year old guy)

Judy & Fran (DBS)-They meet the new widow (Fran, Gordon, Judy)

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Hookers - Rich Guy • Gavin - Religion • Try it NOW! • Just Terrific • Hookers - Puppet • Coincidence • Listening In • Hookers - New Coke • Thanksgiving

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Receptionist • Walk A Mile In My Shoes • Cops - Rookie Trick Question • A Soulfulness They Never Had • Cops - Rookie Coffee • Answering Machine • Celebrity • Cops - Rookie Puke • Divorce Court

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Alan Bouvier • Career Crisis • Nice Day For Work • Hookers - Plastic Surgery • Armada - Understudy • Hookers - Commitment • Lost and Found • Clothesline • Hookers - Too Easy • Comfortable High

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Luck • Fine Line • Tuck it In • Losing My Religion • Serpico • The Hangover • Wild Man

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Cops - Fridge • Third Time Lucky • Cops - Spring, Exposed • Hookers - Documentaries • Nudity • Cops - Europe • Business World • Katnapped

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The Unexpirienced Cannibal (DKS)-He is not an EXPERIENCED cannibal

Santa's Visit (MSK)-Boys have a doo doo and girls have a who hah.

Spot Belinni Conclusion (B)-The exciting conclusion of who gets to have breakfast with Belinni at his or her local airport (Belinni)

Looking For Frank (KD)-He's dealing with Steve "TWO PHONES" Macabee!

Tammy's New Video (BM)-Tammy ain't gonna spread for no roses! (Tammy)

My Art! (KB)-He borrowed his art and now he's stealing (the artist with the weird hair)

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New Guy • Dad and Son Phone Call • Cops - Puck • Clear the Air • Seat 12B • Cops - Hair • Roller Bladers • Love and Sausages

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Guilt • The Kathi's - Monday Meeting • The Voices • Steps - Hot • Becoming A Man • Steps - Drag • The Collector • Steps - Issues

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Pops • Poker Face • Cheers • Cops - Worms • The Nap • Cops - Hungover • Contest • Just One Bite

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Hookers - Transvestite • Excellent Composer • Hookers - Movie Star • Quarter Life Crisis • Cemetery • Drunk As a Crow • Advantage

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People - Bike Courier • Ricardo • Chargin' Ya • Atrium • People - Winnipeg Chick • Art Studio • People - Hopeless Romantic • Surrogate

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Cabbie • Seminar • Gezbo • Diploma • Cabbie Two • On Board • Scary Sandwich • Extreme Argument

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Skits:

Fiore Parfums Commercial

-   Stars- Scott   

-   Recurring Characters- Francesca Fiore   

-   In short- Smell like a bitch.

Things To Do

-   Stars- Dave, Kevin   

-   Recurring Characters- Thug   

-   In Short- He's gotta keep on top of his life and on top of his schedule.

Art Collector

-   Stars- Bruce, Mark   

-   Recurring Characters- Shirling Guy   

-   In short- Man negotiates the price for a piece of "art" to add to his collection.

Who's Hot and Who's Not

-   Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott   

-   Recurring Characters- Smitty, Butch, Riley   

-   In short- They guy-watch from the steps.

Night I Connected With My Dog

-   Stars- Bruce   

-   Recurring Characters- n/a   

-   In short- Bruce connects with a dog for which he previously felt nothing.

The Life of Cyril St. John

-   Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark, Scott   

-   Recurring Characters- n/a   

-   In short- A 70s-style documentary on an escape artist.

Gay Marriage

-   Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott   

-   Recurring Characters- Smitty, Butch, Riley   

-   In short- They

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Skits:

Inexperienced Cannibal

-   Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott   

-   Recurring Characters- n/a   

-   In short- He didn't get on the plane expecting to eat anyone.

Try it NOW!

-   Stars- Kevin, Scott   

-   Recurring Characters- Danny Husk, Danny's Wife   

-   In short- Maybe the uh spark plugs aren't firing.

Sock Puppet

-   Stars- Dave, Scott   

-   Recurring Characters- Jocelyn, Maudre   

-   In Short- It's for nervous johns.

Do Re Mi

-   Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott   

-   Recurring Characters- n/a   

-   In short- Turning that frown upside down.

Anal Probing Aliens

-   Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark   

-   Recurring Characters- Tucker   

-   In short- Alien questions the point to his work.

Transvestite

-   Stars- Dave, Scott   

-   Recurring Characters- Jocelyn, Maudre   

-   In short- A man wants to know if Maudre is one.

Answering Machine

-   Stars- Bruce, Kevin   

-   Recurring Characters- n/a   

-   In short- Husband and wife make their answering machine greeting.

Chicken Lady Goes Home

-   Stars- Dave, Bruce,

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The Kids in the Hall is a Canadian sketch comedy group formed in 1984, consisting of comedians Dave Foley, Kevin McDonald, Bruce McCulloch, Mark McKinney, and Scott Thompson.

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