Sketches:

-  Guess Your Weight: Guy who can guess everything but weight.  -  Go For Guilt: Nena's first date with a guy.  -  Hustlers - Math Teachers: The message to the old math teachers.  -  Fag Basher: Leslie saves a guy from some delinquents.

-  Friendly Rivals: Worker who keeps a list of his office enemies.  -  Show Within A Show: The Scott Thompson show by Scott Thompson.  -  Mr. Hugula: A man in restaurant who can't remember who he is.  -  Housework Hustlers: Men whoring their maid service.  -  Chocolate: The girls have a get-together.  -  Eating In The Shower: Credits.

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Mark McKinney

Scott Thompson

Dave Foley

Kevin McDonald

Bruce McCulloch

John Blanchard

Stephen Surjik

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#209

Sketches:

-  Spring: What a man likes about spring.  -  Comfortable: How comfortable are these couples?  -  Trucker #2:  Truck Owner makes a phone call.  -  Hard Day: An undercover alien overreacts to innocent questions.  -  Off Swingin': One cool cat.  -  The Doctor: How far can you coast on just charm?  -  Bobby & The Devil: Bobby has a guitar fight with Satan.

#201

Sketches:

-  Cops - O Canada: Our home and native land.  -  Trapper: The daily hunt begins.  -  Cabbage Head - Old Friends: Cabbage Head at it again.  -  It's Not Working Out #1: Chris is fired.  -  The Loner: ...And his toe.  -  It's Not Working Out #2: Chris is fired... again.  -  Simon & Hecubus: In the Pit of Ultimate Darkness.  -  It's Not Working Out #3: Chris is fired... one more time.  -  Girls Of Summer: Coach Buddy does it again.

#202

Sketches:

-  Newscast - Paper Airplanes: The Channel 7 News Team  -  Sizzler & Sizzler: Sizzler sisters' lounge act.  -  Pageant: Kathie wins Miss Canadian  -  Tony & Nick: Two friends in the subway.  -  Newscast - Meech Lake: Channel 7 News Team, again.  -  A Little Something: Executive has cucumber salad on  his face.  -  Phone: A phone rings incessantly!

#203

Sketches:

-  Nutty Bunnies: Nutty bunnies frolic in a field.  -  Queer Nation: Buddy talks about who is gay.  -  Cops - Uniform: Proper Uniforms.  -  Excellent Dinner:  Darryl on a Date.  -  Cops - Stance: The proper way.  -  The Parrot: A man with nagging wife and parrot.  -  Cops - Naked: Naked through the woods.  -  Customer: Man who wanted his bill five minutes ago.  -  On The Run: The Cops chase some escaped convicts.

#204

Sketches:

-  The Jury: Bruce is charged in court with being an asshole.  -  Cops - Shootout: A standoff.  -  Prisoner: Buddy explains how he got put in prison.  -  Sizzler & The Bank: The Sizzlers try to rob a bank.  -  Cops - 211 In Progress: The cops in action.  -  Chicken Lady: The Chicken Lady gets a date.  -  Drugs Are Bad: Kevin reports hash dealers to the cops.  -  Cops - Prisoner: Locked keys in car.  -  Clean Sheets: Best things in life.  -  Justice: The trial of a lifetime.

#205

Sketches:

-  Second Novel: "The Heavy Pen."  -  Baboon: Humanoids for Humanism help animals.  -  Hair Loss: A man loses his hair in a restaurant.  -  Conversation: The amicable breakup turns nasty.  -  Buddy - Wood Nymph: Buddy spots a wood nymph.  -  Anecdote Guy: Good night! I'm joking!  -  Groovy Teacher: Theo the cool teacher confides to his class.

#206

Sketches:

-  Lady Is A Tramp #1: A man tries to befriend a whore.  -  Meet The Geralds: Gerald is in a slump  -  I'm English: Thinks everyone should speak English.  -  Lady Is A Tramp #2: Man proposes to the Lady.  -  Painting A Chair: Gavin pesters a guy painting a chair.  -  The Lack-O-Trust Blues: Philanderer sings a song in a western bar.  -  Lady Is A Tramp #3: Lady is a Tramp 30 years later.

#207

Sketches:

-  I Can't Play The Piano: A horrible lounge act sing a song.  -  Democracy: A birth of a nation.  -  Tampa Bay: Gordon is fired.  -  Cops - Duck: A duck?  -  Freak: A man who bleeds at will!  -  Cops - Tony Baldwin: Real cops with fake cops.  -  Seminar Money Momentum!!!  -  Celebrity: A night with Tony Baldwin.  -  Liposuction: What a lovely song.

#208

Sketches:

-  Cops - Dream: Bust the queen while drinking tea.  -  Crushing Hospital: Mr. Tyzik is injured and must undergo physical therapy.  -  Cops - Dad: Don't love my dad.  -  Daddy Drank: The story of how daddy drank.  -  The Leash #1: The slave and master on the street.  -  Cops - Shelley Long: Enough said.  -  Knocked Out: A guy knocks himself out.  -  The Leash #2: Shelly Long.  -  The Last Straw: Gavin pesters his mother while she's on the phone.  -  Parenting: Disillusioned parents hold a press conference.  -  Dead Dad: The Kids discuss beating up their fathers.

Sketches:

-  Fact #2: Beethoven's 5th  -  That's America: Bruce salutes America.  -  Prisoner's Jam: A politician judge at a jam-tasting contest.  -  Fact #3: Queen's ABC's  -  Cuttin' It Close #1: A guy who watches for tits on TV.  -  Secret Of Broadway: Girls backstage discuss the new play.  -  Cuttin' It Close #2: A guy who finally sees some tits on TV.  -  Hustlers - Richard Nixon: A message to Richard Nixon.  -  Mispronouncer: This is why some words are spelled FOU-NET-ICK-LY  -  Fact #3A:  Red-headed Witches.  -  Dead Fish: Guys who hold their arms in a tank of dead fish.  -  Fact Girl & Queen: Credits.

Sketches:

-  Cops - Bubble Bath: Disturbing.  -  How I Sleep: Kevin shows us how he sleeps.  -  Old Friends: Woman talks about her husband's mistress.  -  Standing: "Stand in the New Style" hip-hop song.  -  Vegas: On a faraway planet, son asks his father about the place they call Vegas.  -  Carpenter: Proof that Jesus was a bad carpenter.  -  Cops - Daughter: She's so young.  -  Encounter: The support group for people that won't be tyrannized by their bladders.

#212

Sketches:

-  Cops - Good Cop/Bad Cop: They're getting the hang of it.  -  Brad & The Phone: A guy calls for phone sex.  -  Fact #1: Uncle Tony.  -  Book, Bottle, Blonde: A story of a guy who writes children's books.  -  Cops - Money: Best thing about being a cop.  -  Shoes: Evan the intense shoe salesman.  -  Evil T: Maybe it's the letters?  -  Fact #5: Bigfoot Singing.  -  Heckler: Mississippi Gary is heckled.  -  Fact #4: Neighbors in love.  -  The Long Note: The Kids visit Bruce as he recovers from his suicide attempt.

#213

Sketches:

-  Report: A man coughs up the report in a business meeting.  -  Gandar #1: An attempt at hypnosis.  -  M. Piedlourde Court Un Marathon: Speaks for itself.  -  Jazz Music: Bruce hates jazz.  -  Gandar #2: Hypnosis attempt continued.  -  Touch Bellini: Announcement of the contest winner.  -  The Affair: Story of the secret affair.  -  M. Piedlourde Essait L'Auto: Speaks for itself.  -  Queen To Queen: Buddy and the Queen's correspondence.

#214

Sketches:

-  M. Piedlourde Donne Un Cuop De Pied An Ballon: Speaks for itself.  -  Scott's Not Gay: Panic!  -  First Time: Melanie has a date.  -  Bad News: He's kinda evil.  -  Poo Guy: Bruce is the Poo Guy  -  M. Piedlourde A Une Rende-Vous: Speaks for itself.  -  Victim: A guy who apparently wants to get beaten up.  -  Night Of The Cow: The story of the Night of the Cow.  -  M. Piedlourde Sur La Lune: Speaks for itself.

#215

Sketches:

-  One Of These Five Men: Really?  -  Cincinnati Kid: The Cincinnati Kid looks for the Toronto Kid.  -  Career Ending #2: Leslie de Gaulle Trio -- anti-Communist folk singers.  -  Thirty Second Stories - Joe: Magnetic Joe.  -  No Words: A woman misinterprets an innocent request for the time.  -  Thirty Second Stories - Dump: Going to the zoo.  -  Career Ending #1: Woman thanks Hitler.  -  The Trip: A trip to the farm.  -  Wild Weekend: Cathy has a scandalous weekend.

#216

Sketches:

-  Thousand Dollars: Song in a western bar.  -  Cops - Towing: Ticketing my car.  -  Decorator #1: A man gets a demon to brighten up his apartment.  -  Headcrusher - Rival: A battle to the death.  -  Shortest: They haven't got a clue.  -  Bellini Finale: Bellini gets touched.  -  Cops - Graveyard: First traffic ticket.  -  Governor: A governor talks with hooker.  -  Ham Of Truth: It's F-ing good ham.  -  Decorator #2: Credits

#217

Sketches:

-  Clandestine Meeting #1: Humanoids for Humanism plan to kill Cabbage Head.  -  The Letter: A disturbing piece of mail.  -  Plungers: A man talks about a great plunger salesman.  -  Clandestine Meeting #2: Cabbage Head is shot!  -  Fact #7: Aliens  -  Mr. Pin: Pin waiting in grocery store line impatiently.  -  Liza's Party: Weston Esterhazy's Hollywood spoon-head movie.  -  Clandestine Meeting #3: Cabbage Head in Heaven.

#218

Sketches:

-  The Cure: A man embarrasses his friend at a bar.  -  Secretaries - Logey: The office is exhausted.  -  Thirty Second Stories - Tess: Who Built Cars  -  Directions: A guy who speaks English meets a guy who claims to speak no English.  -  Excellent Guy - Big Brother: Darryl spends time with his "Little Brother."  -  Thirty Second Stories - Office Party: Shame!  -  Taxpayer: A bad sketch is a waste of taxpayer money.  -  Thirty Second Stories - Fries: The Stones concert.  -  Into The Doors: A man in record store thinks about getting a Doors album.

#219

Sketches:

-  Lively Party: A group of people play charades.  -  Butcher Shop: Gavin prices meat in a butcher shop  -  Cops - Sexism: Is it real?  -  Who's To Blame: The boss looks for someone to blame!  -  Cops - Clouds: What do they look like?  -  Having Tea: Two destructive guys have a tea party.  -  Faux Pas:: A man makes inappropriate comments.  -  Cops - Partners: What happened to them.  -  Messages: He is the best.  -  Tube Top Of Justice: What a story.  -  Hazy Movie: A man in a bar tries to explain a Francesca Fiore movie.

#220

Sketches:

Fact #1: Episode 213

- Stars- Bruce

- Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl

- In short- Her uncle Tony can spit really far.

Headcrusher - Rival: Episode 217

- Stars- Kevin, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Mr. Tyzik aka "The Headcrusher"

- In short- There can be only one.

Off Swingin': Episode 201

- Stars- n/a

- Recurring Characters- n/a

- In Short- The most handsome man in the world.

Daddy Drank: Episode 209

- Stars- Dave, Kevin

- Recurring Characters- n/a

- In Short- A story about how Daddy drank.

The Affair: Episode 214

- Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Darrill

- In short- Story of the secret affair.

Fact #2 - Queen's ABC's: Episode 211

- Stars- Scott

- Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl, Queen

- In short- The Queen sings her ABCs.

The Doctor: Episode 201

- Stars- Dave

- Recurring Characters- Bad Doctor

- In short- He's not boosting, he's just stating a fact.

A Little Something: Episode 203

- Stars- Bruce, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Don

- In short- Executive has cucumber salad on face.

Fact #4 - Neighbors: Episode 213

- Stars- n/a

- Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl

- In short- Her neighbors have been in love for forty-five years.

First Time: Episode 215

- Stars- Kevin, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Melanie

- In short- Melanie has her date over in her parent's bedroom.

Girls Of Summer: Episode 202

- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole, Shona, Patty

- In short- Buddy manages the Sappho Sluggers.

#221

Sketches:

Cops - Prisoner: Episode 205

- Stars- Bruce, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Cops

- In short- Suspect is locked in car.

Comfortable: Episode 201

- Stars- Dave, Mark, Kevin, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Nina Spudkneeyak, Nina's husband

- In short- Nina's husband makes a "pass" at his old friend's wife.

Trapper: Episode 202

- Stars- Dave, Mark, Kevin, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Francois, Jacques

- In short- The French-Canadian trappers who trap businessmen for their suits.

Painting A Chair: Episode 207

- Stars- Bruce, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Gavin

- In Short- There's this guy and he's paintin' a chair.

Cops - Shootout: 205

- Stars- Bruce, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Cops

- In short- A standoff outside a house.

Chicken Lady: Episode 205

- Stars- Dave, Mark, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady

- In short- Man answers her personal ad.

Simon & Hecubus: Episode 202

- Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Sir Simon Milligan, Hecubus, Satan

- In short- Hecubus proves he is impolite and evil; Satan likes the show.

Cops - Dad: Episode 209

- Stars- Bruce, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Cops

- In short- Never told his Dad he loved him.

Hazy Movie: Episode 220

- Stars- Dave, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones

- In Short- Man in a bar tries to explain a Francesca Fiore movie.

Eating In The Shower: Episode 210

- Stars- Kevin

- Recurring Characters- n/a

- In short- Over the credits, Kevin eats in the shower.

#222

The Kids in the Hall is a Canadian sketch comedy group formed in 1984, consisting of comedians Dave Foley, Kevin McDonald, Bruce McCulloch, Mark McKinney, and Scott Thompson.

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