Sign of Loneliness, Networking, Lopez 1, Fat Hitch-Hiker, Lopez 2, No Regrets, The Lamp, Lopez 3, Indian Woman, Lopez 4

Sketches:

-  Signs Of Loneliness: What's happening in the lonely city.  -  Networking: Gerald and Gerald network at a business party.  -  Lopez #1: Man calls out for Lopez outside of a house.  -  Fat Hitch-hiker: Man gives a "fat" guy a lift.  -  Lopez #2: Lopez continued.  -  No Regrets: Man criticizes donut shop customers.  -  The Lamp: Man who has to call the wife of a man who was killed by a lamp.  -  Lopez #3: Lopez continued.  -  Indian Woman: Boy who has decided to become an Indian woman.  -  Lopez #4: Credits.

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Mark McKinney

Scott Thompson

Dave Foley

Kevin McDonald

Bruce McCulloch

John Blanchard

Robert Boyd

Jack Budgell

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Call Girls, The Eradicator, Ballet, Crushing Your Head Part 2, Cause of Cancer, Pear, Kathie and the Blues Guy, Crushing Your Head Part 3

Sketches:  Call Girls: Two girls call each other simultaneously.  The Eradicator: The masked squash player.  Ballet: The cruel ballet school teacher.  Head Crusher #2: The head crusher crushes businessmen's heads.  Cause Of Cancer: The Kids discover the cause of cancer.  Pear: Man wakes up from the pear dream.  Kathie The Blues Guy: Kathie & Mississippi Gary talk about their relationship.  Head Crusher #3: Head crusher continued.

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Thirty Helens 1, Sketch Comedy, Thirty Helens 2, Cabbage Head, Restaurant, Tractor, Sarcastic Guy, Buddy's Better, Thirty Helens 3, Womyn

Sketches:

-  Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Love hurts."  -  Sketch Comedy: A comedy premise.  -  Thirty Helens Agree #2: "Honesty is the best policy."  -  Cabbage Head Restaurant: Cabbage Head goes on a date.  -  Tractor: Impromptu tractor formed with children.  -  Sarcastic Guy: The guy who can't help being sarcastic.  -  Buddy's Better: Buddy discusses the races.  -  Thirty Helens Agree #3: "You can't pay too much for a good pair of shoes."  -  Womyn: The guys discuss the ways they want to be like women.

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Gunslinger II, Gorilla, Hey Man, Citizen Kane, Contact Lenses, Hey Man 2, Salty Ham, Hey Man 3

Sketches:

-  Gunslinger #2: Gunfighter that runs a concession stand.  -  Gorilla: Slapstick sketch about guys attacked by gorilla.  -  Hey Man #1: Man harassed by guys on the street  -  Citizen Kane: Two friends have a dispute about the name of a movie.  -  Contact Lenses: Story of a modern hero told by guy in an alley  -  Hey Man #2: Family harassed by guys continued.  -  Salty Ham: Gordon complains about Fran's salty ham.  -  Hey Man #3: Funeral goers harassed by guys concluded.

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Deja Vu, Asshole, The Daves I Know, Menstruation, House Rules, The Dinner, Sick of the Swiss, Country Doctor

Sketches:

-  Deja Vu: Guys fighting in alley, one gets deja vu  -  Asshole: Rude guy ruins some friends' evening out.  -  The Daves I Know: Bruce sings about the Daves he knows.  -  Menstruation: Dave talks about menstruation.  -  House Rules: Man fighting with wife demands to be let into the house.  -  The Dinner: Timmy tries to console his mother & father.  -  Sick Of The Swiss: The guy who is sick of the Swiss.  -  Country Doctor: The leisurely country doctor comes to save the farmer.

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Indian Drum, Geralds, Crushing Disco 1, Good Grampa, Explore Scott, Are Extraterrestrials Dull?, Elvis, Crushing Disco 2

Sketches:

-  Indian Drum: Man screams about his lost indian drum  -  Geralds: Businessmen negotiate relationships.  -  Crushing Disco #1: Head crusher crushes heads outside a club.  -  Good Grandpa: Family at dinner talks about Grandpa's poo.  -  Explore Scott: Take a vacation on Scott's body.  -  Are Extraterrestrials Dull?: Exploration of the question ""Are Extraterrestrials Dull?""  -  Elvis: Bruce wonders what it would be like if Elvis were his landlord.  -  Crushing Disco #2: Head crusher continued.

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Thirty Helens 1, Bored Robbers, Running Faggot, Thirty Helens 2, Flogging, The Trucker, Can I Keep Him?

Sketches:

-  Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Tattoos aren't for everyone."  -  Bored Robber: Apathetic burglar robs apathetic homeowner.  -  Running Faggot: The song of the running faggot.  -  Thirty Helens Agree #2: Twenty-Nine Helens Agree, "Promptness is important."  -  Flogging: Tense businessmen go to the gym to relax.  -  The Trucker: The story of a truck owner.  -  Can I Keep Him?: Kid brings home a stray businessman.

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Hotel La Rut, Plummet, Hotel La Rut 2, First Poem, Fletcher Christian, Hotel La Rut 3, Joymakers

Sketches:

-  Hotel La Rut #1: They can't help thinking about Tony.  -  Plummet: Parachuters wonder about the odds.  -  Hotel La Rut #2: Hotel continued.  -  First Poem: Angered by world, Bobby writes first poem.  -  Fletcher Christian: Not the real Fletcher Christian.  -  Hotel La Rut #3: Hotel continued.  -  Joymakers: Nena from Joymakers makes a surprise party at A.T. & Love.

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Ping Pong, The Vacation, Ping Pong 2, Chain Gang, The Banker Doesn't Like Us, Dinosaurs, Ping Pong 3, Tony Comes to Dinner, The Banker Doesn't Like Us 2

Sketches:

-  Ping Pong #1: The annoying ping pong watcher's commentary.  -  The Vacation: The family blowout before the trip.  -  Ping Pong #2: The annoying ping pong watcher.  -  Chain Gang: Guy from the chain gang is recognized in a restaurant.  -  Banker Doesn't Like Us #1: The ""Nobody Likes Us"" Guys try to get a loan.  -  Dinosaurs: Buddy talks about dinosaurs' bad manners  -  Ping Pong #3: The annoying ping pong watcher.  -  Tony Comes To Dinner: White girl brings home a black boyfriend to meet her parents.  -  Banker Doesn't Like Us #2: The ""Nobody Likes Us"" Guys continued.

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A Place to Die, Secretaries, A Place to Die 2, Preacher, Weston, A Place to Die 3, Teddy Bears' Picnic

Sketches:

-  A Place To Die #1: Man explains how he's going to die in the house he was born.  -  Secretaries: Cathy & Kathie gossip about Tanya  -  A Place To Die#2 : Die in that house continued.  -  Preacher: Mark's preacher character  -  Weston: Weston discusses the stars.  -  A Place To Die #3: Die in that house continued.  -  Teddy Bear's Picnic: Father tries to put his kid to sleep with a story.

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Hoopla McGuillicutty and Green, Wake Up!, MacIntyre Name, One Step at a Time, Nobody Likes Us, McGuillicutty and Kurosawa, Three for the Moon

Sketches:

-  Hoopla: Security guard complains about hoopla.  -  McGuillicutty & Green: Vaudeville act with bad straight man.  -  Wake Up!: The drunk brothers come over at 3AM.  -  MacIntyre's Name: The story of a farmer.  -  One Step At A Time: Two guys discuss taking things one step at a time..  -  Nobody Likes Us: ""Nobody Likes Us"" guys sing on a bus.  -  McGuillicutty & Kurosawa: Yet another bad straight man.  -  Three For The Moon Three guys sit on wall and discuss the moon.

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Night of the Living Dead, Can Never Go Home, Thirty Helens Coleslaw, Under Control, Gunslinger 1, Star-Crossed Lovers, Thirty Helens Hawaii, Barbershop

Sketches:

-  Night Of The Living Dead: Silly parody of the movie.  -  Can Never Go Home: Attila and his lover have a spat.  -  Thirty Helens Agree #1: Coleslaw  -  Under Control: Fire at A.T. & Love.  -  Gunslinger #1: Once shot a man just to watch him die.  -  Star Crossed Lovers: The lovers that were like Romeo and Juliet were.  -  Thirty Helens Agree #2: ""Hawaii was better before.""  -  Barbershop: Clem tells stories in the barber shop.

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Turning Over, Mood Swing, Billy Dreamer 1, Folk Music, Who's Gay in Hollywood?, Billy Dreamer 2, Skoora!

Sketches:

-  Turning Over: Kathie turns over.  -  Mood Swing: Several mood swings happen in this lovely home.  -  Billy Dreamer #1 : Billy Dreamer talks to his boss.  -  Folk Music: A discussion of folk music.  -  Who's Gay In Hollywood?: Weston Esterhazy and Virgil discuss who's gay in Hollywood.  -  Billy Dreamer #2: Billy Dreamer dreams while watching TV with friends.  -  Skoora: The legend of Skoora, the gentle shark.

Editors Intro, Editors (Film), Break Up, I Lied, Dull Death, I'm a Cat, My Routine, Schoolroom, Editors Finale

Sketches:

-  Editors Intro: Editors discuss what to cut.  -  Breakup: Song about Bobby's breakup.  -  Editors #2: Editors discuss what to cut continued.  -  I Lied: Story of a man and his father.  -  Dull Death: The guy with the life-after death experience.  -  I'm A Cat The life of a cat, with the cat jazz band.  -  My Routine: The everyday routine of one man.  -  Schoolroom: Boring teacher has affair during class.  -  Editors Finale : Editors discuss what to cut continued.

Death Row, White Guy, Crazy Love, Buddy's Island, Captain Alan, Mechanic, Baby

Sketches:

-  Death Row: Girls discuss cutest boy on death row.  -  Man Guy: The faux blues man from Vermont.  -  Crazy Love: The men who love all women.  -  Buddy's Island Buddy stranded on a desert Island.  -  Captain Alan: Drunk guy pretends to be a cop.  -  Mechanic: The mechanic with the beautiful blonde locks.  -  Baby: A baby-less couple talks to a mother in the park.

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The Floater, Is He?, Thirty Helens: Pens, Manny Coon, Thirty Helens: Minds, Bass Player, Compensation, Thirty Helens: Disagree, Power of my Cock

Sketches:

-  The Floater: Man wonders how did this happen.  -  Is He?: Cathy & Kathie wonder if the new guy is gay.  -  Thirty Helens Agree #1: Pens.  -  Manny Coon: A brief speech by Manny Coon.  -  Thirty Helens Agree #2: Minds.  -  Bass Player: A tribute to a bass player  -  Compensation: Workmen explain how compensation works.  -  Thirty Helens Agree #3: Disagree.  -  Power Of My Cock: A man holds the house hostage from inside the bathroom.

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Boo!, Dracula, The Middle, Crushing Girlfriend, Mass Murderer, B & K, Beautiful Women

Sketches:

-  Boo!: The author of scary books.  -  Dracula: Leslie has a friend over.  -  The Middle: A comedy sketch premise.  -  Crushing Girlfriend: Head Crusher's friend comes over.  -  Mass Murderer: A look at the life of a murderer.  -  B&K: A song and dance team.  -  Darcy Pennell: Ugly women's fashions.

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Love Me, Stinky Pink, Premise Beach, Crouton, Olympics, Premise Beach 2, Shitty Soup, She's Gone

Sketches:

-  Love Me: Guy cooking steaks; guys runs up.  -  Stinky Pink: Fran's friend Barbara explains to her son about her separation and new hair color.  -  Premise Beach #1: People who shouldn't run for office.  -  Crouton: The story of the big crouton.  -  Olympics: Tragedy at the Olympics.  -  Premise Beach #2: People with gift heads.  -  Shitty Soup: Everyone who comes here has it.  -  She's Gone : Girl leaves guy because of fly on his face.

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Hey Baby, Island Boys, Can't Kill Rock, Tarantula, Cat's Away, Mutilated, Car Ride, OWWW

Sketches:

-  Hey Baby: Guys at a bar bark at women.  -  Island Boys: Island-native brothers discuss manhood.  -  Can't Kill Rock: Bobby and teacher discuss the death of rock.  -  Tarantula: The pick up artist.  -  Cat's Away: Guys party when girlfriends leave.  -  Mutilated: Scott complaining about some missing... skin.  -  Car Ride: A nice ride through the country.  -  Owww: Monique the pyromaniac is fired.

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Fat Man, How We Met, Thirty Helens: Photos, Bank People, Double Date, Buddy is Canadian, Buddy Holly, Thirty Helens: Helens, Dr. Seuss Bible

Sketches:

-  Fat Man: The fat man song.  -  How We Met Nena and husband find out how their friends met.  -  Thirty Helens Agree #1 : "There's a time and a place to show photos of your kids."  -  Bank People: Who the hell are they.  -  Double Date: The guys go on a date in a restaurant.  -  Buddy Is Canadian: Buddy discusses Canadians.  -  Buddy Holly: What Buddy Holly was really like.  -  Thirty Helens Agree #2: "A Helen is a Helen."  -  The Dr. Seuss Bible: A presentation of the Bible if it was written by Dr. Seuss.

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Sketches:

Death Row:  Episode 115    

-   Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark   

-   Recurring Characters- Melanie   

-   In short- Girls discuss cutest boy on death row.

Banker Doesn't Like Us:  Episode 108    

-   Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott   

-   Recurring Characters- "Nobody Likes Us" Guys   

-   In Short- They can't get a loan because Elinor doesn't like them.

Buddy's Better:  Episode 102

-   Stars- Scott   

-   Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole    

-   In short- Buddy comments on what "they say" about the races.

Crushing Your Head #2:  Episode 101

-   Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Kevin, Scott   

-   Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher    

-   In Short- The Headcrusher crushes businessmen's heads.

Citizen Kane:  Episode 103

-   Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Scott   

-   Recurring Characters- n/a    

-   In Short- It was Citizen Kane...or maybe it was Psycho.

Car Ride: Episode 119    

-   Stars- Bruce   

-   Recurring Characters- n/a   

-   In short- The $300 car.

Womyn:  Episode #102

-   Stars- Dave, B

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The Kids in the Hall is a Canadian sketch comedy group formed in 1984, consisting of comedians Dave Foley, Kevin McDonald, Bruce McCulloch, Mark McKinney, and Scott Thompson.

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