All Episodes of The George Carlin Show
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Season 1
6.7/1025 votesWhen Unexpected Things Happen to George
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/16/1994
In the opener, George walks of the job when he's ordered to cut his ponytail; but his problems have less to do with the length of his air than they do with his huge gambling debt.
Director: Sam Simon
Writer: George Carlin, Sam Simon
- 7.0/1022 votes
George Sees an Airplane
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/23/1994
George's sanity is questioned after he sees a UFO.
Director: Sam Simon
Writer: Sam Simon
- 7.5/1026 votes
George Goes on a Date (1)
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/6/1994
George dates a pet-shop owner. (Part 1 of 2)
Director: Sam Simon
Writer: Sam Simon
- 7.0/1021 votes
George Goes on a Date (2)
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/13/1994
Friends offer fashion advice when George shows up at the Moylan in a Nehru jacket, ready for his date with Kathleen, which is later interrupted by news that Miles has run away. (Part 2 of 2)
Director: Sam Simon
Writer: Sam Simon
- 7.4/1024 votes
George Helps Sidney
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/20/1994
George helps Sydney get a modeling audition, but then accidentally breaks her nose.
Director: Steve Zuckerman
Writer: Unknown
- 6.8/1017 votes
George Expresses Himself
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 2/27/1994
A pompous newsman's TV tirade about incompetent New York cabbies prompts a verbal letter bomb from George, who later surprises pals at the Moylan with his on-screen rebuttal.
Director: Unknown
Writer: George Carlin, Sam Simon
- 7.6/1017 votes
George Gets Some Money
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 3/6/1994
George makes a killing off a drunken passenger and begins spending with reckless abandon, ignoring Harry's warning about ""bad money"" until he attends a championship boxing match.
Director: Sam Simon
Writer: Unknown
- 6.7/1018 votes
George Destroys a Way of Life
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/20/1994
Movie buffs frequent the tavern, to the dismary of the regulars.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Unknown
- 8.2/1017 votes
George Loses His Thermos
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 3/27/1994
After his thermos disappears at the Moylan, George makes a big stink, raving on about the declining quality of life at his neighborhood tavern.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
- N/A/100 votes
George Digs Rock ‘n’ Roll Music
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 4/10/1994
George takes pity on a has-been '60s rocker when he sees him performing for spare change in the street.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
- N/A/100 votes
George Speaks His Mind
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 4/24/1994
After an encounter with his ex-wife in his cab, George, now in a very dark mood, runs afoul of an undercover inspector from the New York City Taxi and Limousine Commission, drawing a citation for using profanity on the job. He goes before the commissioner in a hearing to plead his case.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
- N/A/100 votes
George Looks Down the Wrong End of a Thirty-Eight
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 5/1/1994
George is driving Dr. Beck to the Moylan Tavern when a desperate criminal hijacks the taxicab. The cowardly Beck escapes, leaving George to fend for himself.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Unknown
- 7.2/1018 votes
George Plays a Mean Pinball
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 5/8/1994
After beating his girlfriend Kathleen at multiple games of pinball, George begins insisting to her that women are inferior to men.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
- N/A/100 votes
George Lifts the Holy Spirit
Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 5/15/1994
Harry steals a shipping truck containing a statue of Jesus Christ in the cargo area, then enlists a reluctant George to help him hide it.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown