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The Best Episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3

Every episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 1 - That's My Boy???
    9.1/10(589 votes)

    S3:E1

    Rob recounts the day he became convinced that they brought home the wrong baby from the hospital.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 5 - All About Eavesdropping
    8.7/10(468 votes)

    S3:E5

    Rob and Laura overhear Jerry and Millie complaining about them on the kid’s walkie-talkies, which makes for a cold dinner party.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Sheldon Keller

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  3. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 28 - October Eve
    8.4/10(400 votes)

    S3:E28

    Laura's past comes back to haunt her in form of painting that is at an art gallery.

    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writers:Bill Persky, Sam Denoff

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  4. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 17 - The Life and Love of Joe Coogan
    8.3/10(398 votes)

    S3:E17

    Rob meets Laura's old flame Joe Coogan at the country club, Rob tells Laura he met Joe and Laura thinks he looked in her shoebox where her pomes are kept. (The pomes are kept in the basement) What Laura doesn't know is the Sonnets give a clue as to what Joe does for a living. Laura & Millie play Golf with Father Joe Coogan. Laura invites Joe to dinner along with Buddy & Sally only to get a big shock.

    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:Carl Reiner

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  5. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 2 - The Masterpiece
    8.1/10(368 votes)

    S3:E2

    Rob unwittingly bids on a painting at an auction, and when he gets it home, he uncovers another painting underneath that looks like a Grant Wood.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 7 - Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
    8.0/10(375 votes)

    S3:E7

    While working on a joke, Rob should be going to Alan's house to talk about the joke. After hitting himself on the head with a violin (a real one) Rob goes to a party. The party is in Red Hook, New Jersey!

    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:Carl Reiner

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  7. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 18 - A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards
    7.9/10(335 votes)

    S3:E18

    Rob and friends play poker with marked cards that Rob was using to teach Ritchie some magic tricks.

    Director:Howard Morris
    Writer:Ernest Chambers

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  8. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 26 - Scratch My Car and Die
    7.9/10(330 votes)

    S3:E26

    Rob has a new car that he loves and won't let anyone touch. When Laura takes Ritchie to school she gets a scratch on the car! When Rob finds out he wants to sue the person who did it.

    Director:Howard Morris
    Writer:John Whedon

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  9. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 15 - My Husband is the Best One
    7.8/10(332 votes)

    S3:E15

    Rob is interviewed by a reporter, but the resulting story gives him a little too much credit for comfort at the office, thanks to Laura’s input.

    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:Martin Ragaway

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  10. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 22 - My Part-Time Wife
    7.8/10(328 votes)

    S3:E22

    Laura helps out at the office but drives Rob crazy while Sally is away.

    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writers:Bill Persky, Sam Denoff

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  11. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 3 - Laura's Little Lie
    7.7/10(342 votes)

    S3:E3

    Are Rob and Laura married? This episode brings up that question as Rob asks Laura to sign insurance forms that Laura never signed. Laura does everything she can to hide a mistake Rob doesn't know about. Rob is tired of ""losing his wife"" He finds out he married a 17 year-old Laura.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Carl Reiner

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  12. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 4 - Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
    7.7/10(337 votes)

    S3:E4

    Rob and Laura must get remarried for legal purposes, but it provokes an argument that could derail their plans.

    Director:John Rich
    Writer:Carl Reiner

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  13. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 13 - The Alan Brady Show Presents
    7.7/10(393 votes)

    S3:E13

    The staff has to plan a Christmas show.

    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writers:Bill Persky, Sam Denoff

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  14. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 23 - Honeymoons Are for the Lucky
    7.7/10(303 votes)

    S3:E23

    Rob recalls a time when he left Camp Crowder to spend his honneymoon with Laura.

    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:Carl Reiner

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  15. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 24 - How to Spank a Star
    7.7/10(336 votes)

    S3:E24

    Rob's favorite star Paula Marshall is due to guest on the Alan Brady show but her demands cause problems for everybody.

    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writers:Bill Idelson, Nathaniel Curtis

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  16. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 29 - Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail
    7.7/10(331 votes)

    S3:E29

    Rob ends up in jail after contacting an army buddy.

    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writers:Garry Marshall, Jerry Belson

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  17. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 31 - I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
    7.7/10(324 votes)

    S3:E31

    Rob goes to Buddy’s barber for a dubious treatment to prevent baldness.

    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writers:Bill Persky, Sam Denoff

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  18. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 32 - Teacher's Petrie
    7.7/10(322 votes)

    S3:E32

    The teacher falls in love with Laura.

    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:Garry Marshall

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  19. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 6 - Too Many Stars
    7.6/10(355 votes)

    S3:E6

    Rob is recruited to direct another talent show, but this time Laura faces competition as the star.

    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:Sheldon Keller

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  20. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 9 - Big Max Calvada
    7.6/10(372 votes)

    S3:E9

    A gangster asks Rob and the gang to write an act for his no-talent nephew.

    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writers:Bill Persky, Sam Denoff

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  21. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 10 - The Ballad of the Betty Lou
    7.6/10(313 votes)

    S3:E10

    The Ballad of Betty Lou, Is episode seventy-two, In which Rob and Jerry buy a boat, That really got their goat, 'Cause just as Laura predicted, As the Wisard of Id did, Their friendship was tested, But as soon as they rested, All was fine, So cast off the Line! - [email protected]

    Director:Howard Morris
    Writer:Martin Ragaway

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  22. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 12 - The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears
    7.6/10(314 votes)

    S3:E12

    Rob thinks he has seen the suspects in a jewelry store robbery, but is afraid to go to the police.

    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writers:Bill Persky, Sam Denoff

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  23. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 14 - The Third One from the Left
    7.6/10(312 votes)

    S3:E14

    Rob tries to stop a guest star from falling in love with him.

    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writer:John Whedon

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  24. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 25 - The Plots Thicken
    7.6/10(311 votes)

    S3:E25

    The Petrie's parents fight over where Laura and Rob should be buried. They have to decide which burial plot to choose without upsetting their in-laws.

    Director:Jerry Paris
    Writers:Bill Persky, Carl Reiner, Sam Denoff

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  25. The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 3 Episode 27 - The Return of Edwin Carp
    7.6/10(347 votes)

    S3:E27

    Alan Brady is on vacation so Rob arranges for Edwin Carp and other stars of the golden era of radio comedy to guest on a tv special.

    Director:Howard Morris
    Writer:Carl Reiner

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"That's My Boy???" is the best rated episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show season 3. It scored 9.1/10 from 589 votes. Directed by John Rich and written by Unknown, it aired on September 25, 1963. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "All About Eavesdropping".