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The Best Episodes of The Conners Season 2

Every episode of The Conners Season 2 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Conners Season 2!

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This iconic family—Dan, Jackie, Darlene, Becky and D.J.—grapples with parenthood, dating, an unexpected pregnancy, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    The Conners Season 2 Episode 1 - Preemies, Weed, and Infidelity
    7.2/10(367 votes)

    #1 - Preemies, Weed, and Infidelity

    S2:E1

    In the wake of Emilio's deportation, Jackie steps into the role of a paternal figure and creates a meticulous birth plan for Becky; but as the Conners know, nothing ever goes according to plan. Meanwhile, Darlene is tangled in a complex love triangle with David and Ben, and - like her mother - Harris is caught up in a problem of her own.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. The Conners Season 2 Episode 2 - A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
    7.4/10(336 votes)

    #2 - A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

    S2:E2

    Darlene continues to struggle with deciding between David and Ben. Becky begins to doubt herself as a mom, and Mark gets in trouble at school when a picture of him and his boyfriend kissing goes viral. Meanwhile, Jackie continues to avoid her problems by keeping busy with everyone else's.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. The Conners Season 2 Episode 3 - The Preemie Monologues
    7.4/10(313 votes)

    #3 - The Preemie Monologues

    S2:E3

    Harris is forced to confront Darlene about her lifestyle, while Jackie involves herself in other people's problems to avoid confronting her own. Meanwhile, Becky is overwhelmed by the costs of raising a baby, so her family steps in to help.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. The Conners Season 2 Episode 4 - Lanford... Lanford
    7.5/10(303 votes)

    #4 - Lanford... Lanford

    S2:E4

    Desperate for more income, Becky seeks a bartending position at Casita Bonita, causing major concern for Dan due to her struggle with alcoholism. Meanwhile, Darlene finally nears a decision between David and Ben; and Harris' new friend, Odessa, means new trouble.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. The Conners Season 2 Episode 5 - Nightmare on Lunch Box Street
    7.4/10(297 votes)

    #5 - Nightmare on Lunch Box Street

    S2:E5

    Halloween brings nothing but horror for Jackie after she uncovers a shocking secret when trying to reopen the Lunch Box; Mary gets upset when a woman assumes she is adopted; Darlene continues to deal with her complicated love life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. The Conners Season 2 Episode 6 - Tempest in a Stew Pot
    7.3/10(288 votes)

    #6 - Tempest in a Stew Pot

    S2:E6

    Jackie and Becky pitch their business plan to Darlene in hopes of getting the Lunch Box back, but Darlene's decision leads to hostility among the three.

    Director:Fred Savage
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. The Conners Season 2 Episode 7 - Slappy Holidays
    8.0/10(345 votes)

    #7 - Slappy Holidays

    S2:E7

    Chaos ensues when Dan finally gets the entire family together for Thanksgiving dinner; mixed feelings about the Lunch Box continue to build tension in the house; Harris makes an unexpected move.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. The Conners Season 2 Episode 8 - Lanford, Toilet of Sin
    7.4/10(286 votes)

    #8 - Lanford, Toilet of Sin

    S2:E8

    Jackie is faced with a difficult decision that brings the family and community together. Meanwhile, Becky starts working a new late-night shift at Casita Bonita, and Darlene goes to extreme measures to mend her relationship with Harris.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. The Conners Season 2 Episode 9 - Smoking Penguins and Santa on Santa Action
    7.5/10(275 votes)

    #9 - Smoking Penguins and Santa on Santa Action

    S2:E9

    Dan is disappointed when everyone but Becky forgets about his birthday. Darlene and Ben face an issue at work. Dan takes advantage of the family Christmas Santa photo to force Jackie to befriend Louise.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Simone Finch, Kimberly Altamirano

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  10. The Conners Season 2 Episode 10 - Throwing a Christian to a Bear
    7.2/10(288 votes)

    #10 - Throwing a Christian to a Bear

    S2:E10

    The Conners struggle to accept a Cheesehead in their midst when Becky brings her new boyfriend, a devout Christian and a Green Bay Packers fan, home to watch the Bears/Packers game. Meanwhile, Dan tries to impress upon Mark the importance of the family’s die-hard loyalty to the Bears. Ben and Darlene try to get a loan for their new magazine.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. The Conners Season 2 Episode 11 - Mud Turtles, a Good Steak and One Man in a Tub
    7.4/10(271 votes)

    #11 - Mud Turtles, a Good Steak and One Man in a Tub

    S2:E11

    Becky thinks that Jackie's new friend Dawn, a restaurant supplier, is only cozying up to her to sell them things they can't afford for the Lunch Box. Darlene is thrilled when Harris gets into Central Illinois State, but Harris might have found a better offer on her own. When Dan finds himself in an embarrassing situation nursing an injury, Louise tries to help him out.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. The Conners Season 2 Episode 12 - Live from Lanford
    7.2/10(300 votes)

    #12 - Live from Lanford

    S2:E12

    The Conners share their differing takes on why they all think everyone should vote; Louise gets an opportunity that might send her away from Lanford, prompting the family to interfere in Dan's complicated relationship.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. The Conners Season 2 Episode 13 - Brothers, Babies and Breakdowns
    7.8/10(297 votes)

    #13 - Brothers, Babies and Breakdowns

    S2:E13

    Dan avoids coping with a death in the family, only to be confronted by it head-on. Ben and Darlene address Ben's baby fever and have "the talk." The Lunch Box is officially open for business, and Dwight gets the jitters when he has to fill in for the chef who suffers an accident.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. The Conners Season 2 Episode 14 - Bad Dads and Grads
    7.6/10(288 votes)

    #14 - Bad Dads and Grads

    S2:E14

    Dan starts to bond with his younger half-brother but he can’t get over the fact that their father paid for Ed Jr.’s college education, something he refused to do for Dan. Jackie hits it off with a fun married couple, so much so that they “invite” her into their relationship. Harris and Mark do not react well to the news that Darlene is trying to have a baby with Ben.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. The Conners Season 2 Episode 15 - Beards, Thrupples and Robots
    7.5/10(265 votes)

    #15 - Beards, Thrupples and Robots

    S2:E15

    Harris is the boss of Darlene after her mom, desperate for money, gets a job at Price Warehouse. Jackie decides to take her "thrupple" relationship with Ron and Janelle to the next level. Everyone makes fun of Ben's appearance after he shaves his beard in an attempt to appear more clean-cut to potential advertisers for the magazine.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. The Conners Season 2 Episode 16 - Tats and Tias
    7.4/10(253 votes)

    #16 - Tats and Tias

    S2:E16

    Harris is newly unemployed, depressed and has moved back into the house, while Becky struggles to find affordable childcare. Jackie suggests Becky reach out to Emilio's family for support and he gladly suggests she contact the two aunts who helped raise him. Dan runs into an old riding buddy, Tony, who recently opened up a leather and tattoo shop and is looking to hire some help. Dan and Darlene tag team to get Harris the job and the family contemplates celebratory tattoos.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. The Conners Season 2 Episode 17 - The Icewoman Cometh
    7.6/10(252 votes)

    #17 - The Icewoman Cometh

    S2:E17

    Bev is back from Arizona and has come to the realization that she'd like to use her finances to spread happiness. She has decided to fund Mark's tuition to a prestigious coding camp, while Darlene tries to convince her to give the money to Harris instead. Dan realizes how much he misses Louise, and Becky persuades him to visit her on tour.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. The Conners Season 2 Episode 18 - Pilot Lights & Sister Fights
    7.4/10(234 votes)

    #18 - Pilot Lights & Sister Fights

    S2:E18

    Dan is finally ready to share his feelings with Louise; Darlene realizes how badly she wants a baby. Ben gets caught up playing handyman and babysitter for Becky, which causes him to miss an important meeting.

    Director:Fred Savage
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. The Conners Season 2 Episode 19 - CPAPs, Hickeys and Biscuits
    7.4/10(239 votes)

    #19 - CPAPs, Hickeys and Biscuits

    S2:E19

    Dan and Louise take their relationship to the next level and come to appreciate the complexities of aging. Meanwhile, Darlene spends the night in jail and hands off parenting duties to Ben. Mark and a friend work on a class experiment that leaves them both with hickeys, and Becky contemplates marrying Emilio.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. The Conners Season 2 Episode 20 - Bridge Over Troubled Conners
    7.5/10(242 votes)

    #20 - Bridge Over Troubled Conners

    S2:E20

    Darlene and Ben go apartment hunting; Jackie and Becky take Beverly Rose on a road trip to Mexico to meet her father for the first time; Dan reluctantly shares his financial troubles with Louise.

    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Emily R. Wilson

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Season 2 Ratings Summary

"Preemies, Weed, and Infidelity" is the best rated episode of "The Conners" season 2. It scored 7.2/10 based on 367 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/24/2019. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "A Kiss Is Just a Kiss".