Spoiler: Bert Gets Married

7.1/10 · 1,602 votesAug 20, 202620 min

Ranked #6 of 10 in Season 1•+0.1 vs season avg

The gang arrives in paradise, where everyone lives in harmony with nature and each other. Bert finds true love and the machine is broken.

Season 1 Episodes10

E1 7.2

Spoiler: Gary Dies

E2 7.6

Spoiler: Zack's in This One

E3 7.5

Spoiler: Bert Is Magic

E4 7.3

Spoiler: Stuart Makes a Wallet

E5 7.1Now viewing

Spoiler: Bert Gets Married

E6 6.4

Spoiler: Corn Is Delicious

E7 6.9

Spoiler: Dexys Midnight Runners Get a Royalty Payment

E8 6.7

Spoiler: We're as Confused as You Are

E9 7.3

Spoiler: We Couldn't Get Green Lantern

E10 6.4

Spoiler: Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience

Cast4

Kevin Sussman

Stuart Bloom / Alternate Stuart Bloom

Lauren Lapkus

Denise / Alternate Denise

Brian Posehn

Bert Kibbler

John Ross Bowie

Barry Kripke

Crew6

Zak Penn

Writer

Chuck Lorre

Writer

Bill Prady

Writer

Anthony Hardwick

Director of Photography

Kyle Newacheck

Executive Producer

Jonathan Frakes

Director

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Episode Summary

"Spoiler: Bert Gets Married" is episode 5 of Stuart Fails to Save the Universe season 1. It scored 7.1/10 from 1,602 votes, ranking #6 of 10 episodes this season (season average 7.0). Directed by Jonathan Frakes and written by Zak Penn, Chuck Lorre, Bill Prady, it aired on August 20, 2026.

Spoiler: Bert Gets Married

Seasons2

Season 1 Episodes10

Cast4

Crew6

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Episode Summary