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Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby is a satirical New Zealand television series, created and written by Danny Mulheron, Dave Armstrong and Tom Scott. It stars David McPhail as the titular Mr Gormsby, whose politically incorrect

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby Season 1 Episode 5 - Period Five: The Retarded Boy
    8.9/10(12 votes)

    #1 - Period Five: The Retarded Boy

    S1:E5

    Dasent finds out how much money he can make from having physically and mentally handicapped boys at Tepapawai. A reatarded boy joins the school and causes hassle for all the teachers. Eventually Gormsby straightens him out and Steve ruins Dasent's plans with some loud insults.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby Season 1 Episode 2 - Period Two: Comrade Gormsby
    8.6/10(9 votes)

    #2 - Period Two: Comrade Gormsby

    S1:E2

    The other staff don't like Gormsby and try to get him fired. When Dasent refuses the staff strike and he gives in. But Gormsby learns some tricks from Hohepa's Uncle Dion to get himself reemployed.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby Season 2 Episode 3 - Period Three: The Slave Trade
    8.6/10(9 votes)

    #3 - Period Three: The Slave Trade

    S2:E3

    Hohepa is offered a contract to play rugby at a private school, which leads Dasent to see lucrative possibilities for Tepapawai by selling his Polynesian pupils to the highest bidder.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby Season 2 Episode 5 - Period Five: Camp Tepapawai
    8.5/10(6 votes)

    #4 - Period Five: Camp Tepapawai

    S2:E5

    The school camp funds vanish in suspicious circumstances, but Gormsby isn't about to let the boys miss out.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby Season 1 Episode 1 - Period One: The Appalling Mr Gormsby
    8.4/10(11 votes)

    #5 - Period One: The Appalling Mr Gormsby

    S1:E1

    A new relief teacher is required and the only person is Mr Gormsby. He trys to discipline a student physically and gets in trouble. When the student acts out again he threatens another to get a confession.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby Season 1 Episode 3 - Period Three: Human Relationships
    8.2/10(9 votes)

    #6 - Period Three: Human Relationships

    S1:E3

    One of the boys is having sex with a teacher and an investigation begins after a used condom is found. Agnes aborts Steve's baby.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby Season 1 Episode 4 - Period Four: Open Day
    8.1/10(8 votes)

    #7 - Period Four: Open Day

    S1:E4

    It's Open Day at Tepapawai and everyones got something to do except 5F. Steve is mucking round with his new video cameras, Fenn is doing an interpretive dance. 5F are put on car park duty. Everything goes wrong with switched videos, new computers lighting the school on fire and Agnes trying to commit suicide.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby Season 2 Episode 1 - Period One: Heads Will Roll
    8.1/10(7 votes)

    #8 - Period One: Heads Will Roll

    S2:E1

    Dasent is released from the mental hospital and returns to his roll as principal. Steve leaves, Gormsby is rehired as the new Guidance Counsellor. Steve returns and Gormsby goes back to teaching 5F

    Director:Unknown
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  9. Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby Season 2 Episode 2 - Period Two: Crime And Punishment
    8.1/10(7 votes)

    #9 - Period Two: Crime And Punishment

    S2:E2

    The Police are investigating Steve's car being lit on fire. Steve is arrested and Hohepa confesses. Hohepa returns to 5F as punishment.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby Season 2 Episode 4 - Period Four: Dancing With The Staff
    8.1/10(7 votes)

    #10 - Period Four: Dancing With The Staff

    S2:E4

    Gormsby uses the school dance as an opportunity to teach his boy some etiquette, Hakanui's gambling gets worse, and Hohepa needs a car to impress his girlfriend.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby Season 1 Episode 7 - Period Seven: The ERO Parade
    7.9/10(9 votes)

    #11 - Period Seven: The ERO Parade

    S1:E7

    The ERO Report is finally delivered revealing that two teachers must go. News that one of the teachers has a terminal illness sends the fragile Dasent's spirits soaring.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby Season 2 Episode 6 - Period Six: An Inspector Calls
    7.7/10(6 votes)

    #12 - Period Six: An Inspector Calls

    S2:E6

    The school is in danger of being closed following a report from Marion Patterson. The staff all band together to actually try to appear to be doing a decent job of teaching. Can they save Tepapawai?

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby Season 1 Episode 6 - Period Six: Coon Tunes
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #13 - Period Six: Coon Tunes

    S1:E6

    Dasent needs to impress Marion Patterson from the ERO so organises a special talent show. He wants the boys from 5F to do a hip-hop act but Gormsby prefers something a bit different - Coon Tunes.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby Season 2 Episode 7 - Period Seven: For Whom The Bell Tolls
    7.4/10(7 votes)

    #14 - Period Seven: For Whom The Bell Tolls

    S2:E7

    Marion breaks off her engagement with Roger and Tepapawai's future is not looking good. Steve is up to his old tricks and only thinking of himself. But the boys soon sort things.

    Director:Unknown
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Best Episodes Summary

"Period Five: The Retarded Boy" is the best rated episode of "Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby". It scored 8.9/10 based on 12 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 6/3/2005. This episode scored 0.3 points higher than the second highest rated, "Period Two: Comrade Gormsby".