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The Best Episodes of Secret Girlfriend

Every episode of Secret Girlfriend ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Secret Girlfriend!

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Secret Girlfriend is an American television series which aired in October and November 2009 on Comedy Central. The show features the viewer as the "star" of a dating satire, with the show's actors addressing the

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Secret Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 2 - You Find an Awesome Strip Club
    9.5/10(18 votes)

    #1 - You Find an Awesome Strip Club

    S1:E2

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Secret Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 9 - You Get An Aquarium Girl
    9.0/10(10 votes)

    #2 - You Get An Aquarium Girl

    S1:E9

    At a club, you, Sam and Phil debate the merits of having a pet hottie trapped in glass; Sam and Phil can't seem to get along, which leads to much punching and ketchup squirting.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Secret Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 11 - You Have to Choose Between Two Girls
    9.0/10(9 votes)

    #3 - You Have to Choose Between Two Girls

    S1:E11

    Jessica is at a family vacation in Hawaii so Phil, Sam and You go to a party to pick up chicks. While there you get girls for Sam and Phil. When you arrive back home Mandy is in tour room and apologizes for being a bitch and finally recognizes that you broke up. The next morning she invites all of you to her fathers birthday party, that night. The hand model Phil took home last night has hurt his penis because of a failed hand-job. It is also revealed that Hot Girls make Sam have premature ejaculation. At the party Mandy gets her sister to hit on Phil to piss off her dad. When she tries to touch his penis he yells and pushed her onto Sam who then ejaculates all over himself. You sneak off and while talking to a waitress Mandy finds you and tries to get you to come with her. By this time Jessica is back from the airport so instead you ditch Mandy and go over to Jessica's where you finally have sex.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Secret Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 7 - You Solve a Porn-Related Mystery
    8.9/10(13 votes)

    #4 - You Solve a Porn-Related Mystery

    S1:E7

    The guys use the latest technology to identify an adult-film star "you" encountered at the gym; Jessica tries to allay Mandy's jealousy by pretending to be "your" cousin.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Secret Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 8 - You Try to Make Some Internet Cash
    8.9/10(9 votes)

    #5 - You Try to Make Some Internet Cash

    S1:E8

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Secret Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 5 - You Hang with Some Lesbians
    8.7/10(8 votes)

    #6 - You Hang with Some Lesbians

    S1:E5

    Phil hopes to woo Jessica's lesbian roommate; Mandy tries to make "you" jealous by spending time with Sam.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Secret Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 6 - Your Ex Tries to Make You Jealous
    8.7/10(9 votes)

    #7 - Your Ex Tries to Make You Jealous

    S1:E6

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Secret Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 4 - You Help Sam Have His First Wet Dream
    8.6/10(10 votes)

    #8 - You Help Sam Have His First Wet Dream

    S1:E4

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    Director:Unknown
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  9. Secret Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 10 - Your Buddies Get Into a Fight
    8.6/10(7 votes)

    #9 - Your Buddies Get Into a Fight

    S1:E10

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Secret Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 12 - You Get a New Girlfriend
    8.3/10(9 votes)

    #10 - You Get a New Girlfriend

    S1:E12

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    Director:Unknown
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  11. Secret Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 3 - You Learn to Appreciate Life
    8.2/10(8 votes)

    #11 - You Learn to Appreciate Life

    S1:E3

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    Director:Unknown
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  12. Secret Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 1 - You and Your Ex Call It Quits
    7.5/10(18 votes)

    #12 - You and Your Ex Call It Quits

    S1:E1

    The web series becomes a full-fledged TV show in which the viewer at home is the main character as "you" deal with "your" roomates, new girlfriend, and an ex-girlfriend, who doesn’t want to be "your" ex. In the series premiere, two friends try to help "you" get over an ex while promoting their favorite strip club's buffet and encouraging "you" to pursue another woman. Based on the Web series of the same name.

    Director:Unknown
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Best Episodes Summary

"You Find an Awesome Strip Club" is the best rated episode of "Secret Girlfriend". It scored 9.5/10 based on 18 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/7/2009. This episode scored 0.5 points higher than the second highest rated, "You Get An Aquarium Girl".