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The Best Episodes of Santa Clarita Diet Season 3

Every episode of Santa Clarita Diet Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Santa Clarita Diet Season 3!

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They're ordinary husband and wife realtors until she undergoes a dramatic change that sends them down a road of death and destruction. In a good way.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Santa Clarita Diet Season 3 Episode 1 - Wuffenloaf
    6.4/10(8 votes)

    #1 - Wuffenloaf

    S3:E1

    God, why me? That's what Sheila wants to know. Meanwhile, Joel feels a smidge threatened, Anne spreads the gospel, and Abby and Eric pretend to date.

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  2. Santa Clarita Diet Season 3 Episode 2 - Knighttime
    7.3/10(6 votes)

    #2 - Knighttime

    S3:E2

    Sheila and Joel meet a knight and Anne lays down the law. Plus, there's a rumor going 'round that Eric and Abby are k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Ooooooh!

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  3. Santa Clarita Diet Season 3 Episode 3 - We Let People Die Every Day
    7.3/10(6 votes)

    #3 - We Let People Die Every Day

    S3:E3

    Sheila and Joel want Anne out of their business. Hey, good luck with that. Also, Eric laments his heroics, and a woman's life hinges on potato salad.

    Director:Geeta Patel

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  4. Santa Clarita Diet Season 3 Episode 4 - More of a Cat Person
    7.2/10(6 votes)

    #4 - More of a Cat Person

    S3:E4

    Joel's feeling pressured to join the undead club. Meanwhile, Ramona wants Eric, the FBI wants answers, and poor Mr. Ball Legs wants some attention.

    Director:Andy Ackerman
    Writer:Ben Smith

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  5. Santa Clarita Diet Season 3 Episode 5 - Belle and Sebastian Protect the Head
    7.5/10(6 votes)

    #5 - Belle and Sebastian Protect the Head

    S3:E5

    Joel and Sheila engage in a battle of wits (well, kind of) with Tommy. Ron shares his plans. Lisa is forced to -- ugh -- get serious.

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  6. Santa Clarita Diet Season 3 Episode 6 - The Chicken and the Pear
    7.7/10(6 votes)

    #6 - The Chicken and the Pear

    S3:E6

    To stop the Knights of Serbia, one must become a Knight of Serbia. That's Joel's logic, anyway. Meanwhile, Sheila and Abby see another side of Jean.

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  8. Santa Clarita Diet Season 3 Episode 7 - A Specific Form of Recklessness
    7.3/10(6 votes)

    #7 - A Specific Form of Recklessness

    S3:E7

    Sheila's got a plan: turn Jean undead so she'll be around to meet her grandkid. Joel's not on board, but this train has already left the station.

    Director:Ken Kwapis

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  9. Santa Clarita Diet Season 3 Episode 8 - Forever!
    7.5/10(6 votes)

    #8 - Forever!

    S3:E8

    A twist in the FBI's investigation takes Eric and Abby by surprise. Sheila introduces Jean to a new diet. Joel tries to trick the ever-elusive Ron.

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  10. Santa Clarita Diet Season 3 Episode 9 - Zombody
    7.5/10(6 votes)

    #9 - Zombody

    S3:E9

    Joel's eager to nail his interview and become a Knight of Serbia, but Sheila keeps salting his game. Meanwhile, Abby hits the town with a new friend.

    Director:Steve Pink

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  11. Santa Clarita Diet Season 3 Episode 10 - The Cult of Sheila
    7.4/10(7 votes)

    #10 - The Cult of Sheila

    S3:E10

    Joel and Sheila have a scary man's undivided attention. Abby and Eric are surprised by hungry visitors. A troublesome trio crashes the Hammonds' party.

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Wuffenloaf" is the best rated episode of "Santa Clarita Diet" season 3. It scored 6.4/10 based on 8 votes. Directed by Marc Buckland and written by Victor Fresco, it aired on 3/29/2019. This episode is rated 0.9 points higher than the second-best, "Knighttime".