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The Best Episodes of Rent-a-Goalie

Every episode of Rent-a-Goalie ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Rent-a-Goalie!

Rent-a-Goalie is a half-hour comedy television series from Canada that aired on Showcase from 2006 - 2008. Its third season premiered 20 October 2008. The first season was nominated for three Gemini Awards, including Best

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    Rent-a-Goalie Season 1 Episode 1 - The Arrivalist
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    #1 - The Arrivalist

    S1:E1

    Cake impresses the boys when Tiger Williams calls him to book a goalie, but his world is turned upsidedown when his one night stand walks back into his life.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Rent-a-Goalie Season 1 Episode 2 - The Irish Are Fags
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    #2 - The Irish Are Fags

    S1:E2

    When Cake's old enemy O'Malley registers the business name 'Cake's Rent-a-Goalie' and steals Lance "The Boil," a war ensues which can only be settled on the rink.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Rent-a-Goalie Season 1 Episode 3 - Malta
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    #3 - Malta

    S1:E3

    Old habits die hard when Cake's old flame Malta comes to town. The girl with game jeopardizes his standing with his own stable of goalies as well as with Johnny and Francesca and even with Phil Esposito.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Rent-a-Goalie Season 1 Episode 4 - Blue Balls
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    #4 - Blue Balls

    S1:E4

    As passion heats up between Cake and Francesca, a mysterious testicular infection spreads among the Goalies, threatening Cake's delicate truce with O'Malley.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Rent-a-Goalie Season 1 Episode 5 - Bar Code
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    #5 - Bar Code

    S1:E5

    Cake and Francesca have it out when she recruits a hot young goalie.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Rent-a-Goalie Season 1 Episode 6 - Shit Zone
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    #6 - Shit Zone

    S1:E6

    When a third goalie rental service threatens both Cake's and O'Malley's livelihood, Cake is forced to listen to Francesca's business advice.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Rent-a-Goalie Season 1 Episode 7 - Going to the Chapel
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    #7 - Going to the Chapel

    S1:E7

    Wedding bells ring when Billy proposes to Francesca and Cake's long forgotten same-sex partner arrives at Cafe Primo.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Rent-a-Goalie Season 1 Episode 8 - Fire in the Hole
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    #8 - Fire in the Hole

    S1:E8

    On the cusp of game seven of The Cup final, Cake gets blamed for hexing Toronto goalie Harry Bontar and suffers the wrath of Toronto fans.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Rent-a-Goalie Season 2 Episode 1 - The Voucher
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    #9 - The Voucher

    S2:E1

    As compensation for burning down Café Primo, Cake (Christopher Bolton) takes on NHL goalie Harry Bontar as a rent-a-goalie in a deal brokered by Darryl Sittler.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Rent-a-Goalie Season 2 Episode 2 - A Gazebo of One's Own
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    #10 - A Gazebo of One's Own

    S2:E2

    O'Malley (Oliver Becker) wages war on Cake (Christopher Bolton) after Bontar (James McGowan) burns down his beloved gazebo.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Denis McGrath

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  11. Rent-a-Goalie Season 2 Episode 3 - Domi Daze
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    #11 - Domi Daze

    S2:E3

    Cake (Christopher Bolton) goes toe-to-toe with Tie Domi when Short Bus (Jeremy Wright) gravely offends the former NHL star.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. Rent-a-Goalie Season 2 Episode 4 - Burlington
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    #12 - Burlington

    S2:E4

    Cake (Christopher Bolton) and Doc (Matt Gordon) head to Burlington to rescue Billy (Stephen Amell) and then race back home to save Café Primo from the hands of the Esposito brothers.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Rent-a-Goalie Season 2 Episode 5 - Everybody's a Fag
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    #13 - Everybody's a Fag

    S2:E5

    After unknowingly playing goal for the Gay League, Lance (Gabriel Hogan) is thrown into a crisis of self-examination.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Rent-a-Goalie Season 2 Episode 6 - Nickname Lockout
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    #14 - Nickname Lockout

    S2:E6

    When an argument over nicknames escalates to a goaltender strike, Cake (Christopher Bolton) enlists the authority of NHL legend Mike Palmateer to save the day.

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  15. Rent-a-Goalie Season 2 Episode 7 - Rabies Almost
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    #15 - Rabies Almost

    S2:E7

    When Joey Almost (Joe Pingue), convinced he has rabies, locks himself in the card room, Cake (Christopher Bolton) must enlist in the help of Joey's wife (Michelle Nolden) and a certain hallowed sports trophy to draw him out.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Rent-a-Goalie Season 2 Episode 8 - Gnarsty Snarch
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    #16 - Gnarsty Snarch

    S2:E8

    Cake's 313-day celibacy streak is on the line when Fran (Inga Cadranel) refuses to join him in abstinence and Malta (Sarain Boylan) makes it her mission to break him.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Rent-a-Goalie Season 2 Episode 9 - B-Boys
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    #17 - B-Boys

    S2:E9

    Lance (Gabriel Hogan) gets his first big DJ gig — only to be denied when it's revealed that Cake's (Christopher Bolton) old enemy is the promoter.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Denis McGrath

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  18. Rent-a-Goalie Season 3 Episode 1 - Upstairs
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    #18 - Upstairs

    S3:E1

    With the impending move of the Edmonton Oilers to Texas being blamed on him, Cake finds additional pressure being brought to bear by a secretive group dedicated to preserving the sport.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Rent-a-Goalie Season 3 Episode 2 - The Cheesemaker's Oath
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    #19 - The Cheesemaker's Oath

    S3:E2

    Cake puts Lance in change of a goat cheese making operation but things go sour very quickly.

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  20. Rent-a-Goalie Season 3 Episode 3 - Internetstopper
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    #20 - Internetstopper

    S3:E3

    Cake tangles with an old nemesis who is bent on revenge and looks to use the internet as part of his plan.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Rent-a-Goalie Season 3 Episode 4 - Eva Has a Dot Dot Dot
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    #21 - Eva Has a Dot Dot Dot

    S3:E4

    Cake helps O'Malley and his new girlfriend stage a wrestling benefit to benefit a mysterious illness no one has heard of before.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. Rent-a-Goalie Season 3 Episode 5 - Two Letters
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    #22 - Two Letters

    S3:E5

    An old nemesis of Johnny shows up at Cafe Primo and a family secret emerges that threatens the very existence of the cafe.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Rent-a-Goalie Season 3 Episode 6 - He Man
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    #23 - He Man

    S3:E6

    Fearing he may be losing respect and control of the goalies to an adventure writer, Cake resolves to prove his manliness.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Rent-a-Goalie Season 3 Episode 7 - Ham in a Pram
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    #24 - Ham in a Pram

    S3:E7

    Cake is intimate with Malta with the understanding that there is no consequences to be worried about afterwards. However, Cake quickly learns that there are repercussions after all.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. Rent-a-Goalie Season 3 Episode 8 - Shite Storm
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    #25 - Shite Storm

    S3:E8

    Fran and Cake wind up becoming intimate with each other one night but the aftermath threatens the very existence of Cafe Primo itself.

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Best Episodes Summary

"The Arrivalist" is the best rated episode of "Rent-a-Goalie". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/1/2006. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Irish Are Fags".