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The Best Episodes of Puppets Who Kill

Every episode of Puppets Who Kill ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Puppets Who Kill!

Best episode
S3E2 Cuddles The Manchurian Candidate
8.211 votes
Worst episode
S4E8 Bill's Wedding
3.036 votes
Top season
Season 3
6.7avg
Binge time
1d 2h
52 episodes
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Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Puppets Who Kill Season 3 Episode 2 - Cuddles The Manchurian Candidate
    8.2/10(11 votes)

    S3:E2

    No description available

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Puppets Who Kill Season 3 Episode 13 - Dan and the New Neighbour
    8.0/10(10 votes)

    S3:E13

    Bill must deal with Corrections Canada's new social worker intern at their house. Meanwhile, Dan, Cuddles, and Buttons fight for their new neighbour's affections.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 9 - Dan's Crush
    7.5/10(16 votes)

    S1:E9

    No description available

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 11 - Dan And The Necrophiliac
    7.8/10(11 votes)

    S2:E11

    At Uncle Harry's funeral Dan learns that the beautiful cousin he's always had a crush on is a necrophliac. Just how far will Dan go for the chance to get laid?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 4 - Buttons Goes To Court
    7.3/10(14 votes)

    S1:E4

    Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 13 - The Twilight Place
    7.3/10(12 votes)

    S2:E13

    Dan gets rid of the TV to stop the gang doing nothing but sitting around watching it so Cuddles and Rocko buy their own set from a thrift shop but it turns out to be cursed.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Puppets Who Kill Season 4 Episode 1 - The Joyride
    7.2/10(13 votes)

    S4:E1

    The puppets steal a car parked near a local variety store. However, they are unaware of the car's owner or the fact that the car contains unwanted baggage - a dead body!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Puppets Who Kill Season 3 Episode 10 - The Amazing Bill
    6.9/10(11 votes)

    S3:E10

    No description available

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Puppets Who Kill Season 4 Episode 7 - Buttons and the Dying Wish Foundation
    6.8/10(10 votes)

    S4:E7

    When news comes out that Buttons runs a slave labor factory that produces Buttons the Bear dolls, Buttons looks for a way to restore his public image. Rocko suggests contacting a foundation that grants wishes of terminally ill people but Buttons quickly finds out that granting such a wish isn't a short term fix as he thinks. Meanwhile, Dan is annoyed when Bill keeps interrupting at the most inopportune times and Rocko, with great reluctance, agrees to help out a former prison inmate.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 2 - Portrait Of Buttons
    6.7/10(10 votes)

    S2:E2

    Dan cons Buttons into thinking his portrait is cursed to reflect his evil to control him but accidentally drives the bear into a homicidal rage resulting in a bloodbath at the local church.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 2 - Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife
    6.6/10(15 votes)

    S1:E2

    When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 3 - Cuddles Goes To Jail
    6.6/10(15 votes)

    S1:E3

    Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.

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  13. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 5 - Bill's Brain
    6.6/10(14 votes)

    S1:E5

    Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 3 - Prostitutes For Jesus
    6.5/10(18 votes)

    S2:E3

    Button's has an affair with a woman with a very jealous and murderous ""husband"" while Rocko and Bill take advantage of two prostitutes who have announced a holy mission to see that the terminally ill get laid.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 8 - Cuddles The Safety Mascot
    6.5/10(12 votes)

    S1:E8

    Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Puppets Who Kill Season 3 Episode 9 - The Lovely Fred
    6.5/10(12 votes)

    S3:E9

    No description available

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  17. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 12 - Rocko And The Twins
    6.5/10(11 votes)

    S2:E12

    Cuddles' latest blind date turns out to have a siamese twin attached and wants him to find a date for her sister. Rocko barges into the situation and finds he's met his match in the bitter & angry sister. To everyone's surprise their mutual hostility turns into a passionate affair while Cuddles finds that the other sister is far more boring than her personal ad claimed.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Puppets Who Kill Season 4 Episode 9 - The Rival House
    6.4/10(13 votes)

    S4:E9

    Dan learns that Correction Services will be closing down one of the halfway houses in the area with the other run by an arch rival of Dan's. With the other house populated by seemingly perfect puppets, Dan and his charges seem destined to lose this competition.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 7 - Rocko's Telethon
    6.4/10(11 votes)

    S1:E7

    Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 9 - Pizza Boys Are Missing
    6.3/10(48 votes)

    S2:E9

    In this episode many pizza delivery boys disappear. Rocko and Cuddles decide to take a job delivering pizza. In the meantime, Buttons lies to a pretty lady, (Meredith Henderson), to get what he wants. The truth about Buttons is uncovered though, and the case of the disappearing pizza boys is solved.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 10 - Rocko Gets A Lung
    6.1/10(12 votes)

    S2:E10

    Rocko learns he's down to 2% of lung capacity and needs a transplant to survive but he's such a scumbag that no one's willing to donate them to him and he doesn't have the money to buy a new set. Bill's sent to a TV quiz show to earn the money but it turns out his genius at home was actually from cheating and in he's way over his head.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 5 - Buttons The Geriatric
    6.1/10(13 votes)

    S2:E5

    Buttons picks an elderly rich widow as his ticket to the good life and is willing to kill anyone who tries to stop her changing her will to leave him everything.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 13 - Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door
    6.0/10(12 votes)

    S1:E13

    No description available

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Puppets Who Kill Season 4 Episode 4 - Dan Is Dead
    6.0/10(12 votes)

    S4:E4

    Dan is presumed dead and his will reveals that he was a multi-millionaire at the time of his death. However, the puppets discover that the will had an odd provisal: the money would go entirely to the one person who could prove they loved Dan the most.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    6.0/10(14 votes)

    S1:E1

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Best Episodes Summary

"Cuddles The Manchurian Candidate" is the best rated episode of Puppets Who Kill. It scored 8.2/10 from 11 votes. Written and directed by Unknown, it aired on February 18, 2005. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Dan and the New Neighbour".

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