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The Best Episodes of Please Sir! Season 3

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Please Sir! Season 3 Episode 9 - Catch a Falling Drop-Out
    7.7/10(17 votes)

    S3:E9

    Bernard and 5C drop in at the Conservative Club and make new friends. Maureen also makes a new friend, but he is more interested in dropping out.

    Director:Mark Stuart
    Writers:Bob Larbey, John Esmonde

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  2. Please Sir! Season 3 Episode 12 - Situations Vacant
    7.5/10(19 votes)

    S3:E12

    With the end of the school term approaching, most of Fenn Street's form 5C are already fixed up with jobs, but animal-loving Dennis Dunstable still has no apparent future. Then Bernard has a brainwave which looks like the solution.

    Director:Alan Wallis
    Writers:Bob Larbey, John Esmonde

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  3. Please Sir! Season 3 Episode 13 - Peace in Our Time
    7.5/10(16 votes)

    S3:E13

    As 5C break up for the very last time, they prepare to take life by the throat, the shirt, the vest or anything else they can lay their hands on.

    Director:Alan Wallis
    Writers:Bob Larbey, John Esmonde

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  4. Please Sir! Season 3 Episode 7 - The Honour of the School
    7.1/10(18 votes)

    S3:E7

    Bernard has an annoying habit of being honourable - even when playing golf. But what of his pupils? When Duffy invites Sharon to a half-term Majorcan holiday, will the habit be catching?

    Director:Mark Stuart
    Writers:Bob Larbey, John Esmonde

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  5. Please Sir! Season 3 Episode 11 - The Facts of Life
    7.1/10(18 votes)

    S3:E11

    When Bernard hears Abbott's version of the facts of life - which can only be described as high fiction - he feels that it is time to teach 5C the facts of life in an adult way.

    Director:Mark Stuart
    Writers:Bob Larbey, John Esmonde

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  6. Please Sir! Season 3 Episode 14 - And Everyone Came Too
    7.0/10(21 votes)

    S3:E14

    Bernard and Penny dream of their wedding day: it should be the happiest day of their lives. However, Potter is chief usher, class 5C are guests, the meteorological department forecasts snow and there are those inevitable unforeseen problems.

    Director:Mark Stuart
    Writers:Bob Larbey, John Esmonde

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  7. Please Sir! Season 3 Episode 1 - Ag Bow Rumber
    6.9/10(23 votes)

    S3:E1

    A new term starts at Fenn Street and this means even more trouble for Bernard Hedges. Apart from the day-to-day hazards of teaching 5C, he has to prepare his unruly bunch for their imminent launching on an unsuspecting world. As prospective school leavers, 5C have to consider their future prospects.

    Director:Mark Stuart
    Writers:Bob Larbey, John Esmonde

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  8. Please Sir! Season 3 Episode 10 - A Star is Born
    6.9/10(17 votes)

    S3:E10

    It takes a face in a thousand to star in an advertising campaign, but Bernard and Potter make it a two-horse race.

    Director:Alan Wallis
    Writers:Bob Larbey, John Esmonde

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  9. Please Sir! Season 3 Episode 2 - Stitches and Hitches
    6.8/10(25 votes)

    S3:E2

    Bernard gets engaged and Abbott gets appendicitis.

    Director:Mark Stuart
    Writers:Bob Larbey, John Esmonde

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  10. Please Sir! Season 3 Episode 8 - Cromwell's Last Stand
    6.8/10(17 votes)

    S3:E8

    When "Hank" Abbott, private detective, goes into action, he opens the cupboards that let out the skeletons. One produces a rash of honesty from Potter. The other makes Cromwell feel that Miss Ewell might yet be won back from Mr Sibley.

    Director:Mark Stuart
    Writers:Bob Larbey, John Esmonde

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  11. Please Sir! Season 3 Episode 3 - Knick Knack Taffy Whack
    6.7/10(22 votes)

    S3:E3

    Why does one set about weighing Fenn Street School? It seems that Bernard believes that acts like this will help prepare 5C for their entry into the great, wide world at the end of this term.

    Director:Mark Stuart
    Writers:Bob Larbey, John Esmonde

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  12. Please Sir! Season 3 Episode 5 - It's a St Bernard's Life
    6.7/10(18 votes)

    S3:E5

    When Smithy falls ill in the country, Bernard sees Reigate in all its rustic glory. He is quite smitten and dreams of the idyllic married life there, but his fiance, Penny, dreams otherwise.

    Director:Mark Stuart
    Writers:Bob Larbey, John Esmonde

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  13. Please Sir! Season 3 Episode 6 - Two and Two Make Nun
    6.7/10(18 votes)

    S3:E6

    Maureen feels rejected, not only by Sir but now by Monsignor Sopwith.

    Director:Mark Stuart
    Writers:Bob Larbey, John Esmonde

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  14. Please Sir! Season 3 Episode 4 - Enter Mister Sibley
    6.5/10(17 votes)

    S3:E4

    Duffy enters the embraces of the cold and harsh world outside school and finds it cold and harsh.

    Director:Mark Stuart
    Writers:Bob Larbey, John Esmonde

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Catch a Falling Drop-Out" is the best rated episode of Please Sir! season 3. It scored 7.7/10 from 17 votes. Directed by Mark Stuart and written by Bob Larbey, John Esmonde, it aired on November 15, 1970. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Situations Vacant".