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The Worst Episodes of Pizza

Every episode of Pizza ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Pizza!

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S3E6 SEXPO Pizza
6.010 votes
Best episode
S2E1 New Pizza
8.010 votes
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Season 4
7.2avg
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20h 0m
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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Pizza Season 3 Episode 6 - SEXPO Pizza
    6.0/10(10 votes)

    S3:E6

    The pizza delviery boys go to SEXPO in this special episode where Pauly interviews pornstars.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Pizza Season 1 Episode 2 - Space Pizza
    6.4/10(14 votes)

    S1:E2

    Pauly finds himself left for dead in the desert as a result of the previous episodes alien abduction. Sleek is lost in the corridors of SBS on his way to a delivery and Bobo hires a replacement for Pauly; Dougie the pizza boy. In this show Dougie is a former actor and star of TV comercials who has been in prison for drugs charges and is on work release when Bobo hires him. Unfortunately for Dougie he meets a gruesome end at the hands of serial killer Clarence Bumpkin. Pauly is lost in the desert and is attacked by snakes, bumpkins and the supermodel on a desert shoot.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Pizza Season 1 Episode 4 - Crime Pizza
    6.3/10(10 votes)

    S1:E4

    The premier of NSW passes a new homeboy law allowing police to detain and search anyone in a baseball hat or tracksuit. Unfortunately for the workers at the fat pizza pizzeria their uniforms consist of tracksuits and baseball caps. Pauly is arrested in a case of mistaken identity by two hopeless detectives. A disgruntled customer hires a hitman to kill Pauly because of a mix up on a pizza delivery. Even though its Sleeks birthday he is beaten Rodney King style by the whole police force. Claudia MacPherson has been videoed having sex with her boyfriend and the video is being broadcast on the internet and mama Gigliotti is under attack by some middleclass homeboys. The episode is narrated by Ian Turpie doing his version of Australia most wanted.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Pizza Season 1 Episode 8 - Snowy Pizza
    6.4/10(12 votes)

    S1:E8

    Its Australia Day at the Fat Pizza pizzeria, Sleek is exhausted after winning a rap marathon and dreams himself into colonial times. Although in his dreams colonial Australia keeps turning into a rap video clip with sexy female dancers at every corner. He becomes the man from snowy pizza. Bobo is furious at a TV chef, chef Bernard for a bad review on his pizzas and he wants revenge. Claudia MacPherson hires a personal trainer because she is told she is fat and Pauly ends up giving a heart attack victim mouth to mouth with a vacuum cleaner.

    Director:Unknown
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  5. Pizza Season 1 Episode 7 - Road Trip Pizza
    6.3/10(9 votes)

    S1:E7

    Bobo is shot in the testicles by a disgruntled former worker. While he is in hospital Pauly and Sleek decide to make a road trip from Sydney to Surfers Paradise so they can party it up. During the trip we learn about all the amazing things Pauly did before h is career in pizzas, he saved the Pope's life, was a champion iron man and surfer " but I had to give it up because of that hole in the ozone". Pauly also started the kids performing group the Wigglys. Bobo mean while is given some bionics by a specialist doctor to solve his groin problem.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. Pizza Season 2 Episode 8 - Girlfriend Pizza
    6.3/10(9 votes)

    S2:E8

    The Pizza guys have girlfriend problems—Sleek falls in love; Pauly takes a date to the top of the Sydney Harbour Bridge; and Bo Bo meets a disabled woman on the internet and takes her to dinner.

    Director:Unknown
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  7. Pizza Season 2 Episode 6 - Flashback Pizza
    6.4/10(10 votes)

    S2:E6

    Bo Bo visits the shrink because of mental problems brought on by the shop. Pauly wants to become an actor and quit working. Sleek applies for a loan to kick-start his rap career.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Pizza Season 5 Episode 3 - Melbourne Cup Pizza
    6.4/10(10 votes)

    S5:E3

    Bobo holds a Melbourne cup lunch at Fat Pizza. Everything goes wrong, from bad food to power failures; the obese customers are unhappy at the lack of food and alcohol.

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  9. Pizza Season 2 Episode 10 - Desert Pizza
    6.5/10(11 votes)

    S2:E10

    Pauly and Sleek get marooned on a South Sea island when a fishing trip goes wrong. Bo Bo hires escapees from an immigration detention centre to replace Sleek and Pauly, one of whom is an infamous Bosnian war criminal.

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  10. Pizza Season 3 Episode 1 - Brand New Pizza
    6.5/10(11 votes)

    S3:E1

    Pizza returns for a third season bigger, better and cheesier than ever. Pauly’s a victim of road rage and nearly chokes a cop; Bobo attacks Leonard, his new and disabled apprentice; and Habib gets home detention for keeping a rocket in his backyard. The new series introduces Davo, who’s new to the delivery game—he’s on day release from jail; Slick, a rapper who can’t rap and Rocky, the chick magnet.

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  11. Pizza Season 4 Episode 2 - Small and Large Pizza
    6.5/10(11 votes)

    S4:E2

    Pauly's car gets confiscated by the police and destroyed. He then buys a new car, DJ BJ breaks Bobo's pizza oven, by hooking up his turntables. With the oven broken, Bobo is forced to ring Pizza Shack to order pizzas for his customers. Habib rips off a Christian family and a gang war between Kev the Kiwi's Maori gang and Rocky the Lebanese Rambo's Lebanese gang, causes problems for Fat Pizza.

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  12. Pizza Season 5 Episode 8 - BBQ Pizza
    6.5/10(11 votes)

    S5:E8

    Habib fakes the death of his wife, Toula, while she is in Greece whereby Habib receives $100,000. Bobo's gay Italian cousin Santino comes to visit from Italy. He shows Bobo how to make good pizzas. He gets a crush on DJ BJ. Bobo's mama goes interstate and Bobo has a barbeque to celebrate his engagement to his ex porn star girlfriend Ruby. Habib buries Toula's coffin (which he later tells Rocky there were only bricks in the coffin) and gets the insurance money.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Pizza Season 5 Episode 5 - Beach Pizza (2)
    6.6/10(11 votes)

    S5:E5

    After causing the Cronulla riots and bashing radio shock jock Allen Ford Jones, Pauly and Junior are deported to Coconut Island, only there is a twist the department of immigration makes a mistake and they are sent to Crocodile Island.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Pizza Season 5 Episode 6 - Doctor Pizza
    6.7/10(14 votes)

    S5:E6

    During an argument over cockroaches on Bobo's pizzas, Bobo accidentally bites off Rocky's finger. Both are sent to Hashfield Hospital, meanwhile Pauly is road raging all the hospital doctors and after bashing them there are no doctors to help Bobo and Rocky. In the end Junior decides to help with Bobo's surgery (after he lied to a Coconut Island nurse saying that he is a doctor).

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  15. Pizza Season 1 Episode 6 - Love Pizza
    6.7/10(9 votes)

    S1:E6

    Supermedial Claudia MacPherson is getting married to actor Roger Connery—the new Bond film star. Paully joins the army reserves (thinking he'll meet girls). Bobo falls in love with Angelina, Pauly's replacement. Sleek tries out a new deodorant that leaves such an attractive scent he ends up in tight squeezes with drag queens, crazy chefs, a porn star, and a rock band called Marilyn's Regurgitators.

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  16. Pizza Season 3 Episode 8 - Quarantine Pizza
    6.7/10(9 votes)

    S3:E8

    Bobo had previously ordered Habib and Pauly to steal some chickens to have more ingredients, when they realise that the chickens are infected and are causing fatalities to the customers.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Pizza Season 5 Episode 7 - Cracker Pizza
    6.8/10(11 votes)

    S5:E7

    In response to a new Government ban on crackers and new "working for tips" laws the pizza shop workers suffer more grief than usual. Habib sets off all his old crackers before the ban is enforced, Davo is arrested for robbing a service station to pay for pizzas and Pauly drives to Canberra with Habib's cousin Omar to buy crackers.

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  18. Pizza Season 3 Episode 7 - Birthday Pizza
    6.8/10(10 votes)

    S3:E7

    It's Bobo's 40th birthday and the boys get him a stripper which gets him in trouble with Mama and Lin Chow, Pauly has girlfriend troubles and Habib tries to pull off an insurance scam.

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  19. Pizza Season 4 Episode 3 - Father's Day Pizza
    6.9/10(13 votes)

    S4:E3

    We visit Hong Kong and Hashfield Heights. It’s Father’s Day and Bobo is giving away screwdrivers as part of a Father’s Day promotion. The pizza boys reminisce about their dads. Kev the Kiwi remembers his first beer with his dad. We learn the whereabouts of Habib’s father and Pauly reflects on his dad Alfredo, who disappeared when he was five. We learn that Alfredo Falzoni was the basis for Ian Fleming’s anglicized James Bond. Alfredo, the Maltese James Bond, was trained in espionage by the British after World War II. We discover secrets about the JFK assassination, Bruce Lee, Area 54, dead aliens, Harold Holt, Gough Whitlam and the moon landing. It's retro, conspiracy Pizza at its best. Cameos include Bessie Bardot, JFK, Marilyn Monroe and Bruce Lee.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Pizza Season 1 Episode 9 - Gambling Pizza
    6.9/10(11 votes)

    S1:E9

    Bobo loses his shop gambling to the mafia. Pauly and Sleek unknowingly start delivering illicit goods through the pizza boxes. Supermodel Claudia is desperately chasing a magic slimming drug and we reunite the cast of prisoner.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Pizza Season 5 Episode 1 - Carwash Pizza
    6.9/10(10 votes)

    S5:E1

    Bobo does an insurance job on his old Fat Pizza pizzeria and buys a new shop in Hashfield Valley, because business is so bad he is forced to turn the shop into a pizzeria café carwash.

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  22. Pizza Season 5 Episode 2 - Law & Order Pizza
    6.9/10(10 votes)

    S5:E2

    Davo steals a police drug-sniffer dog and then tells the cops when the dog was suddenly cut up into pieces, then Chong Fat is suspected of the crime. Chong Fat admits that Davo had stolen the dog, Habib and Rocky had stolen the dog off Davo and offered him a ransom to pay if he wanted it back or else they would chop off its head. Davo is taken to the police station and tells the officers that Habib and Rocky then stole the dog off him. The cops arrested Rocky and Habib and took them to trial. Habib confesses that he took the dog but then gave him to Bobo who was believed to have cut it up to use for pizza meat. Bobo is then sentenced to trial and admits that Chong Fat had cut up the dog. Chong Fat is then taken into custody and sentenced to prison, Where he gets raped by a gay cellmate (the same inmate who also raped Habib in the earlier series of Pizza).

    Director:Unknown
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  23. Pizza Season 3 Episode 2 - Terrorism Pizza
    7.0/10(9 votes)

    S3:E2

    The Fat Pizza crew have been seeing too many terrorism ads, which leads Jabba to beleiving that Habib's a terrorist. Meanwhile Pauly trys to rescue captured hostages from City Link, while Bobo meets Prime Minister John Howard at the pizza shop.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Pizza Season 1 Episode 3 - Film Pizza
    7.0/10(11 votes)

    S1:E3

    The new James Bond film is being made at some movie studios near the Fat Pizza pizzeria. Supermodel Claudia MacPherson is cast in the film much to the dismay of co-star Brad Pitts. Sleek is injured in a delivery to a wrestling ring and spends the episode chasing a good compo lawyer as well as trying to deliver a pizza to an elusive Bobby DeNiro who is in Australia for the new film. Bobo chainsaws a runaway kangaroo for salami and Pauly has a run in with petrol station owner Kamahl over a difference of opnion concerning the dangers of mobile phones.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. Pizza Season 1 Episode 1 - Dangerous Pizza
    7.0/10(15 votes)

    S1:E1

    Pauly warns Sleek about the dangers of pizza delivery: "mate it's the second most dangerous job in the western world, in the third world they don't even have pizza delivery its that dangerous". Sleek and Pauly encounter SWAT teams, pyscho customers, celebrity orgies, home invasions and even alien life. As pauly says "pizza delivery—it's a dangerous buisness".

    Director:Unknown
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Worst Episodes Summary

"SEXPO Pizza" is the worst rated episode of Pizza. It scored 6.0/10 from 10 votes. Written and directed by Unknown, it aired on August 25, 2003. This episode scored 0.4 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Space Pizza".

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