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The Best Episodes of Onion News Network Season 2

Every episode of Onion News Network Season 2 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Onion News Network Season 2!

Onion News Network is a parody television news show. The show premiered its ten-episode first season on January 21, 2011, at 10:00 p.m. EST on IFC. In March 2007, The Onion launched The Onion News Network,

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Onion News Network Season 2 Episode 1 - Asteroid Heads to Earth
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    #1 - Asteroid Heads to Earth

    S2:E1

    With a giant asteroid expected to hit Earth on October 4th, the Onion News Network has announced it will continue broadcasting until the moment the planet is destroyed.

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  2. Onion News Network Season 2 Episode 2 - Missing Baby Kate
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    #2 - Missing Baby Kate

    S2:E2

    Cross Examination's Shelby Cross leads a crusade to rip through every home in America to search for missing one-year-old Baby Kate. In the FactZone, Brooke and the ONN team reveal an extremist obese society's foiled attempts to kidnap Michelle Obama and O'Brady Shaw takes a drunk driving victim's death so personally that the victim's family must take a break from their own grief to comfort O'Brady. In other news, reports show that the iPhone 5 will come conveniently packaged with rumors about the iPhone 6.

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  3. Onion News Network Season 2 Episode 3 - Fantasy Brainwall
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    #3 - Fantasy Brainwall

    S2:E3

    FactZone introduces its newest piece of technology: an updated touchscreen that Tucker can control with his mind. Unfortunately for Tucker, the new "Brainwall" starts to display Tucker's darkest thoughts. Also, O'Brady's compassion for stray earthquake victims goes a little too far, when he starts "mercifully" killing dogs to relieve them after the disaster. Brooke reports on a coma-bound Republican Presidential candidate who is polling surprisingly well due to his lack of politically disastrous gaffes, and Rapper Kanye West faces down the nation of Syria in a Twitter battle over who was chanting first.

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  4. Onion News Network Season 2 Episode 4 - Dead Reporter
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    #4 - Dead Reporter

    S2:E4

    FactZone says goodbye to legendary newsman, Brandon Armstrong, who was killed in a brothel fire. Shelby Cross admonishes parents not to let their children trick-or-treat during Halloween, or what she refers to as the "Pedophiles' Christmas." Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, asks the tough questions about a search and rescue mission's dismal chances of finding missing hikers and the First Responders react to the latest GOP debate, that they may or may not have even watched.

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  5. Onion News Network Season 2 Episode 5 - Exposed, Brooke Alvarez
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    #5 - Exposed, Brooke Alvarez

    S2:E5

    A revealing documentary airs on public television about Brooke Alvarez's secret life as a Russian child cosmonaut . Brooke is forced to relive the traumatizing experience of being trapped in a space shuttle with a vicious chimpanzee named Mr. Dmitry. Also, the U.S. government hires the genius behind Zico coconut water to try to help America out of its economic hole and a prostitute is caught paying Mitt Romney for sex.

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  6. Onion News Network Season 2 Episode 6 - Today Now! Special
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    #6 - Today Now! Special

    S2:E6

    The network morning show stages a very special takeover.

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  7. Onion News Network Season 2 Episode 7 - Sex in America
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    #7 - Sex in America

    S2:E7

    A report on sex in America.

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  8. Onion News Network Season 2 Episode 8 - Artificial Intelligence
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    #8 - Artificial Intelligence

    S2:E8

    The studio gains artificial intelligence and falls in love with Brooke, millions across the country are dangerously trapped in an Animal Hoarders marathon, and Jean Anne Whorton investigates the cruel underground blood sport of spouse fighting.

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  9. Onion News Network Season 2 Episode 9 - Brooke vs. O'Brady
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    #9 - Brooke vs. O'Brady

    S2:E9

    O'Brady Shaw joins Brooke on FactZone as her cohost to promote his new special "The Cries of the Children." A loud woman accountant is bothering the whole nation with her grating chatter. And a new weight loss drug is being released onto the market that curbs eating by making the user hallucinate that their food is a swarm of vicious, bloodthirsty monsters.

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  10. Onion News Network Season 2 Episode 10 - Year in Review
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    #10 - Year in Review

    S2:E10

    The gang looks back on 2011.

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Season 2 Ratings Summary

"Asteroid Heads to Earth" is the best rated episode of "Onion News Network" season 2. It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/4/2011. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Missing Baby Kate".