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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Million Dollars, But... Season 1 Episode 1 - Million Dollars, But...
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    #1 - Million Dollars, But...

    S1:E1

    What would you do for a million dollars? Gavin, Burnie, and Barbara would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything.

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  2. Million Dollars, But... Season 1 Episode 2 - Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks
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    #2 - Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks

    S1:E2

    This week, Gus joins Gav and Burnie to discuss memory loss, sexy puke, and glowing dicks. Would you take the million dollars?

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  3. Million Dollars, But... Season 1 Episode 3 - Money Mouth & Delayed Climax
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    #3 - Money Mouth & Delayed Climax

    S1:E3

    This week Kerry joins Burnie and Gavin. They discuss delayed climaxes, licking money, and a world full of talking objects.

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  4. Million Dollars, But... Season 1 Episode 4 - Birthday Sex & Negativity Light
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    #4 - Birthday Sex & Negativity Light

    S1:E4

    Join Barbara, Gavin, and Burnie as they eat all the birthday cake and travel through time to witness their conception.

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  5. Million Dollars, But... Season 1 Episode 5 - Magic Dogs & Muscle Men
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    #5 - Magic Dogs & Muscle Men

    S1:E5

    This week, Colton Dunn joins Chris and Burnie to discuss what he would do for $1 million. Not even magic dogs and vomiting spaghetti will get between them and their money.

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  6. Million Dollars, But... Season 1 Episode 6 - Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon
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    #6 - Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon

    S1:E6

    This week Chris and Aaron from Social Disorder join Burnie. They meet Baby Burnie, go on a series of bad dates with Hitler, and enjoy delicious sponge.

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  7. Million Dollars, But... Season 1 Episode 7 - Sudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes
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    #7 - Sudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes

    S1:E7

    This week Gavin and the Free Play crew decide if they'll take a million dollars for disappearing clothes or always wearing a parachute.

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  8. Million Dollars, But... Season 1 Episode 8 - Bleed Out & Sneeze Teleport
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    #8 - Bleed Out & Sneeze Teleport

    S1:E8

    For the Season Finale, Michael joins Gavin and Burnie as they teleport around the world and enjoy each others farts.

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  9. Million Dollars, But... Season 1 Episode 9 - Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips
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    #9 - Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips

    S1:E9

    Special guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...

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  10. Million Dollars, But... Season 2 Episode 1 - Mime Time & Serial Hugger
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    #10 - Mime Time & Serial Hugger

    S2:E1

    Welcome back for season 2 of "Million Dollars, But..."! This week, the RWBY gang discusses becoming mimes and hugging strangers for 30 seconds.

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  11. Million Dollars, But... Season 2 Episode 2 - Puppet Arms & Giant Womb
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    #11 - Puppet Arms & Giant Womb

    S2:E2

    Join Burnie, Adam, and Blaine as they discuss the finer points of having puppet arms and being born from a giant womb every day.

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  12. Million Dollars, But... Season 2 Episode 3 - Biggest Belieber & Knife-hand
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    #12 - Biggest Belieber & Knife-hand

    S2:E3

    This week Barbara and the Funhaus gang livestream their bathroom breaks and become the world's biggest Justin Bieber fans.

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  13. Million Dollars, But... Season 2 Episode 4 - Evil Twin & Fart Parade
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    #13 - Evil Twin & Fart Parade

    S2:E4

    Zach, Chris, and Josh talk about the important things this week, like having a fart parade or murdering your evil twin!

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  14. Million Dollars, But... Season 2 Episode 5 - Achievement Hunter Animal Attack
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    #14 - Achievement Hunter Animal Attack

    S2:E5

    Join the Achievement Hunters as they decide if a million dollars is worth random acts of violence from animals or having baby diapers hurled at their faces.

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  15. Million Dollars, But... Season 2 Episode 6 - Flaming Butts
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    #15 - Flaming Butts

    S2:E6

    In the season finale of Million Dollars, But..., learn what having a hot butt really means.

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  16. Million Dollars, But... Season 2 Episode 7 - Extinguishing Butt Fires
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    #16 - Extinguishing Butt Fires

    S2:E7

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  17. Million Dollars, But... Season 3 Episode 1 - Hunted by Linebackers
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    #17 - Hunted by Linebackers

    S3:E1

    Join Gavin, Michael, and Burnie as they discuss the finer points of starting riots, being beaten by children, and dodging professional linebackers.

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  18. Million Dollars, But... Season 3 Episode 2 - Slow Mo Millionaires
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    #18 - Slow Mo Millionaires

    S3:E2

    Join Gavin, Dan, and Blaine as they dodge speeding bullets, wear mascot outfits for a year and have their hands magically replaced by random objects.

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  19. Million Dollars, But... Season 3 Episode 3 - Girls vs Ninjas
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    #19 - Girls vs Ninjas

    S3:E3

    Join Barbara, Lindsay, and Ashley as they fight ninjas and deal with the perils of always being wet.

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  20. Million Dollars, But... Season 3 Episode 4 - Old People Punching
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    #20 - Old People Punching

    S3:E4

    Join Burnie, Nick, and Kirk as they beat old people and deal with aliens bursting out of their chests. Check out Crunch Time on September 11th!

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  21. Million Dollars, But... Season 3 Episode 5 - The Jerk Off Text
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    #21 - The Jerk Off Text

    S3:E5

    Join Geoff, Greg, and Tim as they gain a million dollars but lose all their dignity.

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  22. Million Dollars, But... Season 3 Episode 6 - Screaming Penis
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    #22 - Screaming Penis

    S3:E6

    Join Barbara, Gavin, and Jeremy for the season 3 finale of Million Dollars, But. Will the crew take a million bucks for a screaming penis or permanent snapchat filters? Find out!

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  23. Million Dollars, But... Season 4 Episode 1 - Founding Fathers
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    #23 - Founding Fathers

    S4:E1

    Join Burnie, Matt, and Gus as they punch random bystanders and float away from Earth.

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  24. Million Dollars, But... Season 4 Episode 2 - Wayward Wiener
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    #24 - Wayward Wiener

    S4:E2

    Join Gavin, Burnie, and Blaine at RTX Sydney as they take scenarios from the Rooster Teeth community. Can they find their genitals in a dark room filled with sausages? Will they take velociraptor legs? Find out!

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  25. Million Dollars, But... Season 4 Episode 3 - Tweeting for Trump
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    #25 - Tweeting for Trump

    S4:E3

    Barbara, Elyse, and Ashley transcribe tweets for Donald Trump and have their own personal mariachi band follow them 24/7 in this episode of Million Dollars, But...

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Million Dollars, But..." is the worst rated episode of "Million Dollars, But...". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 5/20/2015. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks".