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The Worst Episodes of Million Dollar Listing New York

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Worst episode
S1E1 The Shark the Smooth-Talker and the New Kid
6.416 votes
Best episode
S8E1 Drumming Up Buyers
8.625 votes
Top season
Season 8
8.2avg
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3d 17h
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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Million Dollar Listing New York Season 1 Episode 1 - The Shark the Smooth-Talker and the New Kid
    6.4/10(16 votes)

    S1:E1

    In this exciting series premiere, Ryan takes on a friend's listing before realizing that she has some secrets in her closet. Michael goes head-to-head with one of downtown's best brokers, but finds out that his toughest competition may be his own lack of experience. Fredrik lands a listing in the "greenest building in the world," but in order to make some green himself, he's going to have to please his often foul-mouthed and short-tempered client.

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  2. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 5 Episode 2 - Bleecker and Bleaker
    6.7/10(16 votes)

    S5:E2

    At the Metropolitan Tower, Luis and Ryan find co-operating on their co-listing to be co-mplicated. And when Ryan's fiancée Emilia gets in the middle, it teeters from deal to deal breaker. Meanwhile, downtown, Fredrik lands a heavenly NoHo listing, but soon finds out it has a hellish downside.

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  3. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 1 Episode 9 - Look Me in the Eye
    6.6/10(11 votes)

    S1:E9

    Michael tries to sell his biggest listing of the season by throwing a carnival-themed open house. Hopefully for him, some kids show up before his plan backfires. Ryan does everything he can to get his Fashion Week party under control so that the owner, Ken, won’t yank him off this $25 million apartment. Fredrik, meanwhile, uses a new Gramercy listing to try and mentor his junior broker, Justin. Things get really stressful for Fredrik when Ryan walks through the door of his open house and they have their biggest and most dramatic confrontation yet.

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  4. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 5 Episode 12 - Seaportlandia
    6.8/10(15 votes)

    S5:E12

    Luis hopes to land a new building on Park Avenue South, while also trying to figure out what's been confusing him for the last few months. Meanwhile, Ryan goes after the one listing that got away from him this year. Fredrik tries to sell his building on two separate continents...unfortunately for him, when he returns home, Ryan shows up at his launch party.

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  5. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 2 Episode 10 - Harlem Shake
    6.7/10(12 votes)

    S2:E10

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  6. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 6 Episode 4 - Hashtag, You're It
    6.5/10(9 votes)

    S6:E4

    Fredrik lands the assignment of a lifetime - a building with $400 million dollars in potential sales...but his boss Howard thinks he may have over-promised in order to get it. Meanwhile, Ryan realizes that when you have two sellers, you can't please one without making the other upset. Downtown, Steve gets a list of ridiculous demands from a broker and makes one of his own...a list of new buyers that he discovered via his social media.

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  7. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 3 Episode 12 - Reunion - Part 1
    6.8/10(12 votes)

    S3:E12

    For the first time ever in Million Dollar Listing history, the wolves of New York real estate, Fredrik Eklund, Luis D. Ortiz and Ryan Serhant, sit down with host, Andy Cohen, to discuss some of the craziest antics and most-talked moments from this season.

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  8. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 1 Episode 4 - Construction Conniptions and a Kangaroo
    6.9/10(14 votes)

    S1:E4

    Fredrik lines up a private showing for his project on Washington St. and quickly realizes that one couple may be his key to selling 30 percent of the entire building. Michael lands a listing with Fredrik's current client, Zach Vella, and is happy to be representing some units on his home turf: Park Avenue on the Upper East Side. Ryan represents a buyer who's an up-and-coming financial trader, but things aren't as easy as they look, the client has a very unique pet that's going to be a tough sell to any building's owner.

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  9. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 5 Episode 11 - Real Men Wear Pink...Tutus
    6.9/10(14 votes)

    S5:E11

    Ryan lands a building in the culturally artistic neighborhood of Hell's Kitchen, forcing him to trade in his suit for a more unique outfit. Luis' idea of having a business partner gets more complicated when an open house challenges him to think about his future.  Meanwhile, Fredrik goes to London to try and sell 25% of his new development in Seaport....unfortunately for him, the British brokers don't see anything to high kick about.

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  10. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 9 Episode 8 - Downward Dog, Upward Mobility
    6.9/10(14 votes)

    S9:E8

    Tyler heads to Harlem to sell a huge family home. Kemba and Tyler throw a psychic-themed Open House. Ryan sets up tours which feature a Lamborghini. Steve invites New York City socialite Dorinda Medley to help spread the word about Wiltsie.

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  11. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 6 Episode 7 - Co-List or No-List
    6.7/10(10 votes)

    S6:E7

    A seller makes a demand that Ryan remove his team member from a $25 million Tribeca listing. Steve may have to break one of his rules when he gets a chance to sell a big-bucks SoHo penthouse. Fredrik and Ryan reconnect with Luis D. Ortiz.

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  12. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 7 Episode 12 - Whale of a Sale
    6.9/10(12 votes)

    S7:E12

    In the season finale, Ryan is challenged with selling the biggest townhouse in the neighborhood with a price tag to match; Steve tries to sell an impeccably designed apartment with a major location flaw; Fredrik is forced to get creative to market a billion dollar project that’s in shambles; and Ryan and Emilia make a major decision that will change their lives forever.

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  13. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 6 Episode 9 - You Can Call Me Al...Berto
    6.7/10(7 votes)

    S6:E9

    Steve works to convince potential buyers that the only thing better than their Tribeca apartment is his listing right above it. A prominent developer is hesitant about giving Ryan a building in Chelsea...but not about embarrassing him at a birthday party. Downtown, Fredrik continues to forge a bond with the East Village and its residents...particularly his driver, Alberto.

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  14. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 1 Episode 2 - Parlez Vous Francais?
    7.1/10(14 votes)

    S1:E2

    Now that Ryan's cleaned up Adrianna's apartment, he's got to find a way to sell it. . .even if that means learning a new language. The stress of Michael blowing his first major deal doesn't ease up with his new Park Avenue listing, which results in him hiring masseuses for his open house. Fredrik's past success with a former client has her seeing dollar signs: too many, perhaps, because now she wants to sell her current apartment for a million dollars more than he anticipated.

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  15. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 1 Episode 5 - The Casting Couch
    7.2/10(11 votes)

    S1:E5

    Zach Vella is frustrated by Michael's lack of progress at the Park Avenue building, and brings in another real estate agent to help out. Unfortunately for Michael, that agent may be more foe than friend. Ryan concocts a plan to photograph models for his sexy new rental located in Chelsea, but now he just has to figure out a way not to fall head-over-heels for one of them.

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  16. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 6 Episode 5 - Under The Influencers
    7.1/10(8 votes)

    S6:E5

    In the hopes of selling a unit in his new mega-tower, Fredrik calls on everyone he knows. Ryan goes toe-to-toe with his buyer's wingman. Steve quickly realizes that when you mix business with friendship, you may end up with neither in the end.

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  17. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 5 Episode 7 - A More Modern Family
    7.3/10(13 votes)

    S5:E7

    Ryan's relationship with his co-lister hangs by a thread, forcing him to try something new to sew up the deal. Luis finds himself caught in the middle of trying to please a married couple, and tries to play therapist with the perfect apartment. Meanwhile, in NoHo, Fredrik scrambles after his developer raises prices and when all hope fails, looks to a past rival to save him.

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  18. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 2 Episode 1 - Surprise Bitch, I'm in the Pool
    7.3/10(12 votes)

    S2:E1

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  19. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 1 Episode 6 - Bailing on the Bully
    7.3/10(10 votes)

    S1:E6

    Michael, upset over his treatment by Fredrik on their co-listing, calls a lunch meeting to sort out their problems so they can move forward. Things go awry, however, when Fredrik defends his actions, arguing that nothing matters to him except selling the apartment. That leaves Michael faced with a tough decision: cut his losses and move on, or stay teamed-up with someone he feels is a bully. Ryan, meanwhile, has an out-of-town married couple as his new clients. What should be an easy jaunt around the city looking at apartments quickly turns into a never-ending search where Ryan has to be as much marriage counselor as he is real-estate agent.

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  20. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 5 Episode 3 - Planet of the Capes
    7.4/10(13 votes)

    S5:E3

    Ryan pushes his luck with a downtown duplex by trying a new pricing strategy...problem is, he's also trying the buyers' patience. Fredrik lands in deep water when he promises a buyer something his building developer might not be able to deliver. Meanwhile, in Brooklyn, Luis and a new co-lister dig a hole they might not be able to borough out of.

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  21. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 5 Episode 4 - No Sleep Till Brooklyn Sells
    7.4/10(13 votes)

    S5:E4

    Fredrik reunites with an old client in Williamsburg, but when she changes plans at the last minute, his launch struggles to lift-off. A few blocks away, Luis hopes to repair his rocky relationship with a rebellious co-lister. Meanwhile, on the Upper West Side, Ryan tries tackling an enormous townhouse that may be too big for most New Yorkers...in both size and price.

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  22. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 5 Episode 9 - Take a Walker
    7.4/10(13 votes)

    S5:E9

    In Tribeca, Fredrik confronts a competitive broker who's circling his $30 million penthouse like a vulture. Uptown, Luis tries anything to help sell his listing for a buyer...and her dog. Meanwhile, Ryan lands a listing that previously let go of another broker and to his delight, that broker was Fredrik.

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  23. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 5 Episode 10 - Windows to Your Sale
    7.4/10(13 votes)

    S5:E10

    Luis faces an emotional crossroads and considers an unexpected path with his business. Downtown, Fredrik tries to cash in on a NoHo loft that once was the site of the country's largest bank robbery. Meanwhile in Tribeca, Ryan tries to succeed where Fredrik couldn't....unfortunately for him, he may face the same gloomy fate.

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  24. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 2 Episode 2 - Two Hotheads and a Hurricane
    7.4/10(12 votes)

    S2:E2

    Competition heats up between Ryan and Luis when Ryan insults Luis, and Luis in turn takes clients away from Ryan's open house. Elsewhere, Hurricane Sandy strikes and sorely tests all three agents.

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  25. Million Dollar Listing New York Season 2 Episode 7 - Will Haze for Listening
    7.4/10(12 votes)

    S2:E7

    Episode Synopsis: Ryan visits an old fraternity brother who could deliver a big commission check. Meanwhile, Luis tries to charm a client, to no avail; and Fredrik attempts to score a big deal by winning over a high-profile developer.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Shark the Smooth-Talker and the New Kid" is the worst rated episode of Million Dollar Listing New York. It scored 6.4/10 from 16 votes. Written and directed by Unknown, it aired on March 7, 2012. This episode scored 0.3 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Bleecker and Bleaker".

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