McHale and the 73 crew return from a mission, to find that a young Asian orphan girl has taken up residence on their island.  They decide to keep her on the island, and go all out to make a happy home for her, and to keep her a secret from Binghamton.  But Binghamton becomes suspicious, when he observes the crew's unusual behavior.

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Ernest Borgnine

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Tim Conway

Carl Ballantine

Gary Vinson

Billy Sands

Edson Stroll

John Wright

Yoshio Yoda

Gavin MacLeod

Roy Roberts

Bob Hastings

Sidney Lanfield

McHale's Millions

Alias Captain Binghamton

Ensign Charles Parker reports for duty as the new Executive Officer of the PT 73, to a not-so-warm welcome from McHale and The Crew. But McHale is soon impressed by the Ensign, and persuades the boys to shape up, so that Parker can stay on as XO.

An Ensign for McHale

Lester Gruber has been given the job of laundering Captain Binghamton's uniforms. When a Japanese sub fires on the PT 73, the uniforms are destroyed, and Lester's finger is scratched, prompting him to put in for a Purple Heart.

A Purple Heart for Gruber

McHale decides that what Ensign Parker really needs is a girl friend. He convinces Parker that he is suffering from an advanced case of battle fatigue so that he can be sent to the hospital, where McHale hopes that he will find Nurse Casey Brown to his liking.

McHale and His Seven Cupids

Binghamton grants McHale and the 73 Crew a week's liberty in New Caledonia, but they must postpone their trip, when the 73 turns up missing, and they have to scheme to get a replacement.

PT 73, Where Are You?

When McHale and his men are assigned the duty of averting a Japanese attack on a US convoy, they use the soundtracks of movies starring John Wayne, Humphrey Bogart, and Errol Flynn to confuse the enemies.

Movies Are Your Best Diversion

McHale tries to figure out a way for Christy and his true love, Lt. Gloria Winters, to get married, even though it is against regulations for an officer to marry an enlisted man. But the lovebirds have even more problems: Binghamton schedules maneuvers on the evening of the wedding, and the Japanese schedule an all-out battle.

Operation Wedding Party

Chief Urulu demands monetary compensation from the Navy, for destroying the coconut trees on his island, and puts a curse on Binghamton, when he refuses to pay.

Who Do the Voodoo?

A plane with the Singing Tyler Sisters aboard is forced down with engine trouble on a deserted island.  McHale and The 73 Crew are sent to pick them up, with more than their rescue on their minds, but wind up being quite disappointed.

Three Girls on an Island

Binghamton sends McHale and The 73 Crew on a recon mission to a supposedly deserted island, where they make a â€˜Home away from home' to enjoy themselves, away from the base.  But, the U.S. Navy, as well as the Japanese, become suspicious, when they observe unusual activity on the island.

McHale's Paradise Motel

McHale and the boys cook up a scheme to keep Binghamton from building a new Officer's Club on McHale's island.

The Battle of McHale's Island

Mchale decides for Christmas he and the crew of PT-73 will pay a visit to the Sister Monique and the children dressed up in a Santa Claus outfit and elf outfits. Mchale would parachute from a plane first and meet the kids and PT-73 would follow a little while after. Mchale jumps in his Santa outfit but when he lands he finds the island was overtaken by Japanese and was captured. Mchale as usual cons he's why through the itterogation and he claims that a new secret weapon is on it's way, just then PT-73   arrives singing Christmas carrols and dressed in elf outfits. The Japanese commander becomes scared fearing that this was some kind new of physcological warfare and he surrenders.

The Day They Captured Santa Claus

A Photo Journalist for the Office of War Information â€“ An extremely unpleasant person, with whom McHale is familiar â€“ Is sent to Taratupa to do a story on PT Boats and their Crews.  Through a case of mistaken identity, McHale and the boys are stuck with her, and must scheme to try to get rid of her.

Beauty and the Beast

Binghamton's reputation as a â€˜desk jockey' brings on a desire for some real combat experience, so, while McHale is away at New Caledonia, he assumes command of the 73, and goes out looking for action, with disappointing results.

The Captain's Mission

A U.S. Congresswoman comes to Taratupa, to find a War Hero to take on a Stateside War Bond tour, and Parker and the boys help McHale to get chosen for the job, thinking that they will be going along.

Send Us a Hero

Another of Gruber's shady enterprises backfires, when Binghamton gets a taste of the delicious Polynesian cuisine that Fuji has been cooking up, for sale to the base personnel.

The Captain Steals a Cook

Complications arise, when Gruber falsifies Parker's gunnery score to keep Parker from being shipped out.

The Ensign Gets a Zero

Christy finds out he's about to become a Father, so, while McHale is away in New Caledonia, Parker and the boys come up with a plan to raise money for expenses.

The Big Raffle

The 73's engines are dying, and Binghamton uses the situation as an excuse to have McHale and his Crew reassigned. So McHale and the boys must scheme, to try to make the 73 healthy again.

One of Our Engines Is Missing

Some local natives â€“ Who depend on McHale and his men for their income â€“ Are up in arms over Binghamton's having made their village off-limits to McHale and his Crew.  But Binghamton must re-establish good relations with them, for the upcoming inspection tour of The Undersecretary Of The Navy.

The Natives Get Restless

Parker requests a transfer, when he feels he's not getting the respect he deserves.  So, to change his mind, and build up his self-confidence, McHale puts him in charge of an important test mission.

The Confidence Game

The Navy has issued a directive stating that all overweight Combat Officers will be shipped out, and, when Binghamton goes all out to see that McHale goes over the weight limit, the boys cook up a plan to keep him with them.

Six Pounds from Paradise

A pesky Japanese Pilot â€“ Whom the base personnel have dubbed â€˜Washing Machine Charlie' â€“ Is wreaking havoc, with his daily strafing runs on Taratupa, and McHale and the 73 Crew have an incentive to bring him down.

Washing Machine Charlie

When a Japanese radio announcer broadcasts details about Captain Binghamton that only someone close to him would know, Binghamton immediately suspects McHale and The 73 Crew, and enlists Parker's aid in nailing the traitor.

Nippon Nancy Calling

Lovely Yvette Gerard has invited Parker to join her for a weekend at her island home.  When Binghamton denies him leave, McHale works up a plan for Parker to have a â€˜working vacation' on the island, which winds up with an unexpected bonus.

One Enchanted Weekend

Trouble ensues, when Parker inadvertently invites three of the 73 Crew's Mothers â€“ Including his own â€“ To visit Taratupa for Mother's Day.

The Mothers of PT 73

Binghamton schemes to get McHale chosen for a Liaison Officer's position, in Sydney, Austrailia.  But, when McHale finds out that he will be going alone, and for the duration, he and his crew cook up a plan to get him off the hook.

H.M.S. 73

McHale and the 73 Crew are missing, and presumed dead, and Binghamton uses the situation for attention from a visiting War Correspondent.

A Wreath for McHale

A Naval Personnel Officer is coming to check out McHale for a stateside training position.  Binghamton leads McHale and his crew to believe that the Officer is coming to check out Binghamton for a promotion, and transfer, so they shape up, so that Leadbottom will ship out.  But, when McHale finds out the real reason for the Officer's visit, he and his crew cook up a plan, to get him off the hook.

Portrait of a Peerless Leader

Gruber does some shady trading with Chief Urulu involving Navy property, and McHale is arrested, and threatened with court martial.  But Binghamton drops the charges, when he finds he needs help from Urulu and his tribe.

Instant Democracy

A Combat Photographer comes to Taratupa, to film a P.T. crew in action.  But trouble erupts, when Gruber swipes the Photographer's movie camera, for a little private enterprise.  McHale and the 73 crew then have to scheme, to cover their own behinds, as well as the Photographer's.

Camera, Action, Panic

The 73 gets a new crew member, who turns out to be a trouble-maker.  McHale and the 73 crew cook up a wild plan to get rid of him, but, when their plan backfires, they find themselves in hot water again.  So, they turn to their new Crewman, and use his special physical qualities to their advantage.

The 73 Crew investigates the crash site of a Japanese transport plane, which is loaded with 4 million dollars' worth of American currency.  McHale convinces the boys that the bills are counterfeit, and, later, Gruber trades the supposedly phony money to Urulu, for some island trinkets.  But when they find out that the money is real, McHale and The Crew must scheme to get it back.

Willy is devastated when he gets a letter from his best girl “ Back home, in the hills of Tennessee“ Informing him that she's marrying another man.  So, McHale and the 73 Crew go all out to pick up his spirits.  But Captain Binghamton wants everyone on their best behavior for the upcoming inspection tour of a certain budget-conscious V.I.P.

The Hillbillies of PT 73

A Navy transport plane develops engine trouble, and is forced down at Taratupa.  One of it's passengers is an Admiral's Son, and a strict, by-the-book disciplinarian, as well as a spoiled brat.  Binghamton sees to it that the kid is quartered on McHale's island, where he and his â€˜Little black book' cause quite a bit of trouble for McHale and his Crew.  But McHale is soon fed up with the brat, and takes matters into his own hands.

The Monster of McHale's Island

An Admiral from Naval Operations “ Who just happens to be a ranking member of the Promotions Board“ Is stopping in, briefly, at Taratupa, and Captain Binghamton dreams of Admiral's stars, especially when he learns that the Admiral has a very close relative stationed on Taratupa.

Uncle Admiral

An experienced South Pacific Sea Dog by the name of Quinton McHale, was commissioned as a Lieutenant Commander into the U.S. Navy Reserve at the start of World War II.

McHale was made the Skipper of the Torpedo Patrol (PT) Boat #73 stationed at the U.S. Naval Installation on the island of Taratupa in the Southwest Pacific.

The 73 'Family' included, among others, a con man and amateur Magician, a womanizing hunk, a dedicated Family man, a guitar-playing, moonshine-making Tennessee good ol' boy, and even a deserter from the Japanese Navy, who was an excellent cook.

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