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The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 7

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Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 1 - Magnificent Seven
    5.5/10(662 votes)

    #1 - Magnificent Seven

    S7:E1

    Al is shocked about having another kid when Peggy's relatives leave their five-year-old son Seven in the Bundy home.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 2 - T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp
    7.0/10(618 votes)

    #2 - T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp

    S7:E2

    Kelly has to walk through the wilderness after dumping her boyfriend in the forest. Al and Peg try to talk their marriage alive, but without success. Bud dates a girl with the measles.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Ron Leavitt

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  3. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 3 - Every Bundy Has a Birthday
    6.5/10(584 votes)

    #3 - Every Bundy Has a Birthday

    S7:E3

    Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him... on Al's birthday.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 4 - Al on the Rocks
    6.5/10(587 votes)

    #4 - Al on the Rocks

    S7:E4

    Al has to take a job as a topless bartender to pay for Seven's doctor bill, but Peggy fears that Bud and Kelly might make Seven sick, and kicks them out of the house.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 5 - What I Did for Love
    6.8/10(557 votes)

    #5 - What I Did for Love

    S7:E5

    Peggy tries to make Al more interested in having sex with her by purchasing new dresses, unsucessfully.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 6 - Frat Chance
    7.0/10(607 votes)

    #6 - Frat Chance

    S7:E6

    Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Larry Jacobson

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  7. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 7 - The Chicago Wine Party
    6.3/10(591 votes)

    #7 - The Chicago Wine Party

    S7:E7

    The Bundys vote against a two cent beer tax.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 8 - Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore
    6.9/10(589 votes)

    #8 - Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore

    S7:E8

    Al makes Kelly get a job, so she becomes a waitress.

    Director:Amanda Bearse
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 9 - Rock of Ages
    6.8/10(657 votes)

    #9 - Rock of Ages

    S7:E9

    Al and the family try to sneak into the first class lounge by dressing up like rock stars.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 10 - Death of a Shoe Salesman
    6.2/10(567 votes)

    #10 - Death of a Shoe Salesman

    S7:E10

    Al buys a cemetery plot so that he will be buried next to a western movie star and a mule. But Peggy feels excluded.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 11 - The Old College Try
    7.6/10(574 votes)

    #11 - The Old College Try

    S7:E11

    Bud gets a huge money grant to go to college, but Al and Peggy spend it all on items for themselves.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 12 - Christmas
    6.0/10(606 votes)

    #12 - Christmas

    S7:E12

    Al remembers how the Bundys celebrated Christmas over the years.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 13 - Wedding Show
    7.5/10(608 votes)

    #13 - Wedding Show

    S7:E13

    Al becomes frustrated when Peggy can't decide what to wear to a family wedding. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride and Kelly spends time with the bridesmaids.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 14 - It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
    6.7/10(565 votes)

    #14 - It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

    S7:E14

    Peggy and Marcy ruin Al's fishing trip by constantly fighting. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids spend Marcy's money.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 15 - Heels on Wheels
    7.1/10(561 votes)

    #15 - Heels on Wheels

    S7:E15

    Kelly buys a motorcycle, which upsets the rest of the family who find it unsafe.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 16 - Mr. Empty Pants
    5.8/10(570 votes)

    #16 - Mr. Empty Pants

    S7:E16

    Peggy creates a cartoon character named Mr. Empty Pants, who bears a strange resemblance to Al.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 17 - You Can't Miss
    7.5/10(608 votes)

    #17 - You Can't Miss

    S7:E17

    Bud appears on a game show for single men. Meanwhile, Al and Peg don't sleep for days and Kelly fears that there is a conspiracy against her.

    Director:Amanda Bearse
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 18 - Peggy and the Pirates
    7.0/10(600 votes)

    #18 - Peggy and the Pirates

    S7:E18

    Peggy tells Seven a fantasy store about pirates and beautiful princesses.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 19 - Go for the Old
    6.5/10(565 votes)

    #19 - Go for the Old

    S7:E19

    Al competes in an athletic championship for seniors.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 20 - Un-Alful Entry
    7.1/10(575 votes)

    #20 - Un-Alful Entry

    S7:E20

    Al ends up being sued by a burglar after Al punches him while he breaks into the Bundy house.

    Director:Amanda Bearse
    Writer:Larry Jacobson

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  21. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 21 - Movie Show
    7.5/10(704 votes)

    #21 - Movie Show

    S7:E21

    The Bundys go to the movie theater for Kelly's birthday and they see her boyfriend with another woman.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 22 - 'Til Death Do Us Part
    7.1/10(555 votes)

    #22 - 'Til Death Do Us Part

    S7:E22

    Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 23 - 'Tis Time to Smell the Roses
    6.9/10(542 votes)

    #23 - 'Tis Time to Smell the Roses

    S7:E23

    Al plans on retiring early, but Peggy spends too much money shopping and he must get a job at Homeplate Athletic Shoes.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Kevin Curran

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  24. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 24 - Old Insurance Dodge
    7.1/10(559 votes)

    #24 - Old Insurance Dodge

    S7:E24

    Al tries to scam the insurance company when the Dodge is stolen.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Larry Jacobson

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  25. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 25 - The Wedding Repercussions
    7.5/10(583 votes)

    #25 - The Wedding Repercussions

    S7:E25

    Bud's cousin shows up angry after finding out that someone slept with his wife before their wedding... not knowing that that person is Bud.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Magnificent Seven" is the best rated episode of "Married... with Children" season 7. It scored 5.5/10 based on 662 votes. Directed by Gerry Cohen and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/13/1992. This episode is rated 1.5 points higher than the second-best, "T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp".