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Malcolm and Eddie are as different as one can imagine. Nevertheless, they're best friends who manage to be roommates as well as co-workers and not kill each other.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Malcolm & Eddie Season 2 Episode 17 - Bachelor Daze
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    #1 - Bachelor Daze

    S2:E17

    It comes as a shock to Malcolm and Eddie when they learn that their old pal, Nelson Carter, is getting married. After all, there was a better chance for the Pope to get married before Nelson ever decided to settle down. But on the day of Nelson's wedding—and after a wild night at his bachelor party—the two begin considering settling down themselves.

    Director:Malcolm-Jamal Warner
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Malcolm & Eddie Season 2 Episode 19 - The Slender Arm of the Law
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    #2 - The Slender Arm of the Law

    S2:E19

    Everybody thinks Eddie's pal Rusty is crazy. During his career as a NASCAR driver, Rusty had one too many racing accidents that have left him short of a few lug nuts. His presence at Eddie's garage and Malcolm's bar has been good for business, though. However, Nicolette discovers that Rusty is really an alias and that he's a lot crazier than anybody originally thought....

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Andrew Gottlieb

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  3. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 3 - Silenced Partner
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    #3 - Silenced Partner

    S3:E3

    Business partners Malcolm and Eddie open a jazz club with Malcolm's money. And after Malcolm throws it up in Eddie's face and wants to make all the decisions, Eddie looks for ways to raise his share of the money.

    Director:Scott Baio
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 5 - Dream Girl
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    #4 - Dream Girl

    S3:E5

    Malcolm and Eddie each meet the girl of their dreams. Malcolm's girl is sweet & demure and likes to cook for him. Eddie's girl is a ""straight-up hood-rat"" that likes to drink 40 ounce bottles of beer. The men eventually find out that their dream girls are one and the same, as she is someone who takes the concept of ""I'm Every Woman"" to the extreme.

    Director:Joel Zwick
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 10 - Bowl-a-Drama
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    #5 - Bowl-a-Drama

    S3:E10

    Malcolm's estranged brother comes to town, igniting old tensions, but reviving old family ties. Meanwhile, Nicolette takes a job in a bowling alley, and tries to get along with unruly customers.

    Director:Malcolm-Jamal Warner
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 13 - Paint Misbehavin'
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    #6 - Paint Misbehavin'

    S3:E13

    Nicolette stays with Malcolm & Eddie while her place is being painted and her quirks & habits drive the guys crazy.

    Director:Malcolm-Jamal Warner
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 14 - Insemination Without Representation
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    #7 - Insemination Without Representation

    S3:E14

    Its Nicolette's 30th birthday, and the gang decides to have a surprise birthday celebration for her. But the thought of turning 30 without ever having had a baby is too much for her to handle. So Nicolette asks Malcolm to father a child for her, and to do it via artificial insemination.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 15 - The Mad Hatter
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    #8 - The Mad Hatter

    S3:E15

    Eddie seeks justice on a televised court show ""Citizen's Court"" after Malcolm allows his hats to be stolen from his car, while taking them to the cleaners. Malcolm had left the windows down and the car unlocked.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 16 - Devil's Advocate
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    #9 - Devil's Advocate

    S3:E16

    Malcolm and Eddie receive tickets and all expense paid trip to New York to appear on a panel for a sports fanatic show, on the Jerry Stein show. So the guys show up for the taping dressed in weird sports-fan attire, but are unaware that they are actually on a talk show about devil worshipers. They can't understand why the audience is jeering and booing them, until the rest of the panelists come out on the stage.

    Director:Malcolm-Jamal Warner
    Writers:David C. Garrett, Jr.

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  10. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 17 - Badfellas
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    #10 - Badfellas

    S3:E17

    The Fifty/Fifty Club is ransacked after the guys refuse to pay protection money.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 18 - The Fool Monty
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    #11 - The Fool Monty

    S3:E18

    Nicolette prompts the guys to offer a ladies night, including male strippers.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 20 - As You Strike It
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    #12 - As You Strike It

    S3:E20

    The staff of the Fifty-Fifty club goes on strike and Malcolm and Eddie refuse to budge on their labor negotiations. But chaos soon ensues in the club, forcing the guys to give in to their worker's demands.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 21 - The Sweet Hell of Success
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    #13 - The Sweet Hell of Success

    S3:E21

    As the profits from the 50/50 club begin to grow larger and larger, Malcolm and Eddie clash over whose money-making strategy is best. Malcolm believes in investing his money in the stock market, while Eddie believes in betting on horse races.

    Director:Malcolm-Jamal Warner
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Malcolm & Eddie Season 3 Episode 22 - B.S. I Love You
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    #14 - B.S. I Love You

    S3:E22

    A gorgeous bandleader (Cindy Herron) breaks up Malcolm and Ashley.

    Director:Eddie Griffin
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Malcolm & Eddie Season 4 Episode 4 - Clubbed
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    #15 - Clubbed

    S4:E4

    The guys deal with a new rival for their business, a beautiful buxom woman who opens a dance club down the street from the Fifty-Fifty Club, by holding a bogus contest to attract new customers. The trouble comes when the guys decide to fight fire with fire, and rig a bogus contest of their own, but with disastrous results.

    Director:Eddie Griffin
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Malcolm & Eddie Season 4 Episode 5 - Worst Impressions
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    #16 - Worst Impressions

    S4:E5

    Deciding they need a company car, Malcolm buys a lemon, which Eddie quickly replaces with a fully-loaded, high-priced SUV. Their drastically opposing views about spending money threaten to divide the two best friends until they agree to try a little role reversal to better understand how the other one thinks. Meanwhile, Nicolette, Leonard and Doug are on their best behavior, hoping to win ""Employee of the Week"" and the bonus that comes with it.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Malcolm & Eddie Season 4 Episode 8 - The Wrongest Yard
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    #17 - The Wrongest Yard

    S4:E8

    Malcolm and Eddie are thrilled when the Kansas City Chief's star running back visits the Fifty/Fifty Club and gives them free tickets to his next game. But after Eddie accidentally gives the famed football player a concussion that costs the Chiefs the game, Malcolm and Eddie become Public Enemies number one and two.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Malcolm & Eddie Season 4 Episode 10 - A Fowl and Stormy Night
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    #18 - A Fowl and Stormy Night

    S4:E10

    Malcolm, Eddie, Nicolette, Leonard and Doug head to North Carolina to spend the holiday with Malcolm's Uncle Buddy. But panic sets in when they reach his uncle's empty house and discover the town has been evacuated because of an oncoming hurricane, and now they're caught right in the middle of it.

    Director:Malcolm-Jamal Warner
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Malcolm & Eddie Season 4 Episode 11 - Sneaky, Thieving, Double-Crossing Dates from Hell
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    #19 - Sneaky, Thieving, Double-Crossing Dates from Hell

    S4:E11

    After Leonard's date publicly humiliates him at the Fifty/Fifty Club, Malcolm and Nicolette try to cheer him up by sharing their ""worst date"" stories. But nothing can top Eddie's date that night when he's lured by a woman named ""Sinful Sally"" to her apartment, unaware that she plans to broadcast their rendezvous live over the Internet.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Malcolm & Eddie Season 4 Episode 13 - Designing Woman
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    #20 - Designing Woman

    S4:E13

    With Malcolm sound asleep, robbers break into the apartment and steal all the furniture and strip the house of all its contents. They hire an interior designer to redo the apartment, but find out she not only has an eye for style, but a taste for a con game.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Malcolm & Eddie Season 4 Episode 16 - Swooped
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    #21 - Swooped

    S4:E16

    When Hawkins dies suddenly of a heart attack, his daughter Ashley is surprised to learn that she can only inherit his 10 million dollars is on one condition—that she marry Eddie within 30 days. But Eddie soon discovers that saying ""I do"" to wealth and marriage may devastate Malcolm, who has taken drastic measures to try and forget about the feelings he still has for Ashley.

    Director:Malcolm-Jamal Warner
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Malcolm & Eddie Season 4 Episode 17 - Radio Daze
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    #22 - Radio Daze

    S4:E17

    Malcolm and Eddie try to outdo the rave review for Mia's nightclub by convincing her DJ boyfriend to do a live broadcast from the Fifty-Fifty Club. But when she sees how successful the broadcast is, Mia resorts to an outrageous lie about Malcolm to turn things back in her favor.

    Director:Eddie Griffin
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Malcolm & Eddie Season 4 Episode 18 - Buddy's Ashes
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    #23 - Buddy's Ashes

    S4:E18

    When Malcolm's Uncle Buddy dies, Malcolm is entrusted with his ashes to scatter in the Missouri River. But when Eddie mistakenly uses the urn for a vase, Uncle Buddy winds up in a very different place than expected, and Eddie has to go to outrageous extremes to keep Malcolm from finding out about the final resting place of his dearly departed uncle.

    Director:Malcolm-Jamal Warner
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Malcolm & Eddie Season 4 Episode 20 - Double Play
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    #24 - Double Play

    S4:E20

    For Malcolm's thirtieth birthday, Eddie surprises him with a chance to watch an upcoming baseball game from the sportscaster's booth. But the biggest surprise comes when Eddie creates a clever diversion allowing Malcolm to fulfill his lifelong career fantasy and serve as commentator for the game, with disastrous results.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Malcolm & Eddie Season 4 Episode 12 - Your Number's Up
    6.2/10(10 votes)

    #25 - Your Number's Up

    S4:E12

    Eddie agrees to buy Malcolm's lottery ticket and has to face the consequences—again and again and again—when the numbers hit.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Bachelor Daze" is the worst rated episode of "Malcolm & Eddie". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Malcolm-Jamal Warner and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/16/1998. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Slender Arm of the Law".