If You Want To Crack On And Go Head To Head... You'll F****** Lose

The More You Can't Have Someone... You Want Them More

No One You Want At A Party Is Going To Turn Up To A Themed Party, Unless It's Versailles

I Could Fall In Love With You So Easily...

A Man At 23 Is A Bit Like A Girl At 15

They're Wriggly Little Buggers

I Think You've Got The Costume Wrong Tonight Because It's Not Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air

I'd Rather Die Than Be Friends With Her

If I Wanted To Sleep With Other Girls, I Could

I Used To Charge Younger Boys For Bunny Cuddles

I Didn't Know Reindeers Actually Existed. I Thought They Were, Like, A Mythical Creature

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