If They Get Married I Will Eat My Own Scrotum

Did You Miss Me a Little Bit?

You're Literally Pouring Gasoline on the Fire

I Think You're Dismissed Now

Trust is Built in Droplets and Lost in Buckets

I Want a Man Who Buys Me Diamonds, Not Silver

My Heart Was Made Into Beef Carpaccio

This is a Very Big Red Flag in Front of a Very Scary Bull

I’m Sorry for Having a Moment of Weakness

Big Dig Energy

Christmas: I Didn’t Realise How Well Endowed You Were

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