The Boy Learnt To Walk In Loaffers, He Will Probably Die Wearing His Loaffers

I Don’t Like Vegans, I Don’t Like Feminists And I Don’t Like People Who Are Gluten Free

It’s Just Difficult To Tell Your Friends What’s Going On

Our Future Is Doomed

I Don’t Think You Can Have A Proper Relationship Until You’ve Had Your Heart Broken

Aluminium Is Not Really My Style

We Don’t Need To Go Down Memory Lane Dude

I Won’t Have A Buffet Until I’m Dead

Two Can Play At That Game

I’m More Domesticated Than A Cat

Who Do You Think Deserves A Good Whipping This Year?

Christmas Ding Dong