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The Best Episodes of Lonely and Horny

Every episode of Lonely and Horny ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Lonely and Horny!

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Ruby Jade (Amir Blumenfeld) is a neurotic, selfish, understandably single 30-something who wants to have sex more than anything else in the world. Along with the help of his empathetic dating coach Josh Rice (Jake

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Lonely and Horny Season 1 Episode 1 - E=mc2
    9.1/10(14 votes)

    #1 - E=mc2

    S1:E1

    Ruby Jade has to compete with a charming bartender on a date. Josh tries to keep control of his classroom as people start to gang up on Ruby. Ruby makes a solemn promise. Guest Starring: Milana Vayntrub, Ben Rodgers, Chris Redd

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Lonely and Horny Season 1 Episode 9 - Open Mic
    8.6/10(6 votes)

    #2 - Open Mic

    S1:E9

    Ruby flexes his comedy muscles on a date. Josh then helps Ruby break down exactly what went wrong. Guest Starring: Katie Marovitch, Alexander Koehne

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Lonely and Horny Season 1 Episode 10 - Orion Part II
    8.2/10(6 votes)

    #3 - Orion Part II

    S1:E10

    Ruby finally hears back from Orion. The decision changes both Ruby and Josh's his life forever. Cast: Kristen Brancaccio, Hayley Marie Norman.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Lonely and Horny Season 1 Episode 2 - Orion
    7.9/10(13 votes)

    #4 - Orion

    S1:E2

    Josh's students compete for an invite to the exclusive and elusive dating app, Orion. Ruby has near success at the dog park, and a full meltdown in class. Guest Starring: Jillian Vogel, Dave Futernick, Chloe Carabasi

    Director:Unknown
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  5. Lonely and Horny Season 1 Episode 3 - Threesome
    7.9/10(8 votes)

    #5 - Threesome

    S1:E3

    Thanks to a new dating app, Ruby has the most interesting sex of his life. Josh allows Ruby to regale the class with his exploits. Guest Starring: Punam Patel, George Basil, Ariana Madix

    Director:Unknown
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  6. Lonely and Horny Season 1 Episode 4 - Goodnight
    7.8/10(7 votes)

    #6 - Goodnight

    S1:E4

    Ruby desperately tries to extend his date with Martha. Martha imparts some harsh wisdom. Guest Starring: Nikki Taguilas-Pierce

    Director:Unknown
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  7. Lonely and Horny Season 1 Episode 6 - Pool Party
    7.8/10(7 votes)

    #7 - Pool Party

    S1:E6

    Ruby prepares his home for what he's hoping will be the event of a lifetime. Josh tries to make peace with Ruby. Guest Starring: Dana Marcolina, Jon Gabrus

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Lonely and Horny Season 1 Episode 5 - French
    7.3/10(8 votes)

    #8 - French

    S1:E5

    Josh runs into Ruby and gives him the surprise of his life. Unraveling, Ruby spirals into an impromptu date with a driver who picks him up. Guest Starring: Kelly Hudson, Hayley Marie Norman, Angela Trimbur, and Mason Cooper

    Director:Unknown
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  9. Lonely and Horny Season 1 Episode 8 - Topless Maid
    6.4/10(6 votes)

    #9 - Topless Maid

    S1:E8

    Ruby hires an exciting cleaning service, but things don't go as he fantasized. Josh tries to keep Ruby from disrupting the camaraderie during a late night session. Guest Starring: Veronica Osario, Colton Dunn, Chris Redd, Jake Nordwind.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Lonely and Horny Season 1 Episode 7 - Lines
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #10 - Lines

    S1:E7

    Ruby attempts to get in shape by hiring a personal trainer. Back in class he practices pickup lines on Ivan. Guest Starring: Alex Marshall Brown, Billy Scafuri, Jake Nordwind

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Lonely and Horny Season 2 Episode 1 - Mini Master
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #11 - Mini Master

    S2:E1

    Ruby Jade is back and wants to return to Josh's class, if not as a student, then as a teacher's assistant.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Lonely and Horny Season 2 Episode 2 - Salsa Sarah
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #12 - Salsa Sarah

    S2:E2

    Ruby learns that the dating climate has changed in the last few years and uses his newfound knowledge on an artisan salsa maker named Sarah.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Lonely and Horny Season 2 Episode 3 - The Groomsmen
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #13 - The Groomsmen

    S2:E3

    Ivan and his groomsmen try on their tuxedos for the big day. Ruby plays a nasty prank on Ivan.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Lonely and Horny Season 2 Episode 4 - Game Night
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #14 - Game Night

    S2:E4

    After a strange hypnotherapy session, Ruby spends 'game night' trying to cozy himself up to his date's friends.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Lonely and Horny Season 2 Episode 5 - A Tale of Two Evenings
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #15 - A Tale of Two Evenings

    S2:E5

    After a strange hypnotherapy session, Ruby spends 'game night' trying to cozy himself up to his date's friends.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Lonely and Horny Season 2 Episode 6 - Escape Room
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #16 - Escape Room

    S2:E6

    Ruby attempts to impress his date with his intellect as they try to navigate an escape room.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Lonely and Horny Season 2 Episode 7 - Bachelor Party
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #17 - Bachelor Party

    S2:E7

    Ivan's bachelor party is in full swing when Ruby considers this his time to shine.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Lonely and Horny Season 2 Episode 8 - Dance Off
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #18 - Dance Off

    S2:E8

    Ruby and Raj square off in a series of escalating feats of stupidity.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Lonely and Horny Season 2 Episode 9 - The Wedding
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #19 - The Wedding

    S2:E9

    Ruby has a huge crush on somebody at Ivan's wedding but doesn't know how to let her know.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Lonely and Horny Season 2 Episode 10 - The Decision
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #20 - The Decision

    S2:E10

    Ruby makes the biggest decision of his life.

    Director:Unknown
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Best Episodes Summary

"E=mc2" is the best rated episode of "Lonely and Horny". It scored 9.1/10 based on 14 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 4/8/2016. This episode scored 0.5 points higher than the second highest rated, "Open Mic".