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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Location, Location, Location Season 1 Episode 1 - London
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    #1 - London

    S1:E1

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer come to the aid of 28-year-old Kate Pybus, who is concerned that in renting she has been left behind by the property market in London, where she wants to live in a central location but only has a budget of approximately £100,000

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  2. Location, Location, Location Season 1 Episode 2 - Stirling
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    #2 - Stirling

    S1:E2

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help a family living in Stirlingshire who are looking for a property that they can use as both business premises and a family home. Jane and Huw Williams moved to Scotland last year and presumed they would find what they were looking for easily. However, nine months have passed and they are getting desperate

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Location, Location, Location Season 1 Episode 3 - Northern Ireland
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    #3 - Northern Ireland

    S1:E3

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer view a range of properties in Northern Ireland as they help Yvonne Fisher, a woman looking to move back to her homeland from Miami, where she has lived since she was a baby

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Location, Location, Location Season 1 Episode 4 - Bolton
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    #4 - Bolton

    S1:E4

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit Bolton, where they help Neil and Susan Derbyshire and their sons Daniel and Luke in their search for a new family home

    Director:Unknown
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  5. Location, Location, Location Season 1 Episode 5 - Surrey
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    #5 - Surrey

    S1:E5

    Phil and Kirstie are in Surrey attempting to find a London couple a rural idyll.

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  6. Location, Location, Location Season 1 Episode 6 - West London
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    #6 - West London

    S1:E6

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help first-time buyer Yusuf Karimjee, who has talked about getting his own west London flat but never got round to it. What will his generous budget buy?

    Director:Unknown
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  7. Location, Location, Location Season 2 Episode 1 - Manchester
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    #7 - Manchester

    S2:E1

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer scour the property market in Manchester to help Colin Gallimore and Anthony Greely find a warehouse-style apartment in the Canal Street area of the city known as the Village. The pair have very high standards, but need to find something fast as they are currently sleeping on friends' floors

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Location, Location, Location Season 2 Episode 2 - Brighton
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    #8 - Brighton

    S2:E2

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer advise Elizabeth Lewis, who has given up her job in London and is hoping to move into a one-bedroom flat in Brighton's fashionable Kemp Town area. She is searching for the period property of her dreams, complete with stripped wooden floors, for less than £90,000

    Director:Unknown
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  9. Location, Location, Location Season 2 Episode 3 - Bristol
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    #9 - Bristol

    S2:E3

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help Bristol couple Paul Marshall and Nicky Thomson, who are seeking to escape their student-style flat for a home of their own. They would like a two-bedroom terraced house with enough space to entertain friends - but with a budget of £100,000, it will be a struggle

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Location, Location, Location Season 2 Episode 4 - Fife
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    #10 - Fife

    S2:E4

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help Chae and Corinna Strathie and their 15-month-old daughter, who are seeking to leave behind the urban environment of Edinburgh and relocate to a fishing village in Fife, where properties rarely come onto the market and even fewer fall within a price bracket of £70,000

    Director:Unknown
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  11. Location, Location, Location Season 2 Episode 5 - Bedfordshire
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    #11 - Bedfordshire

    S2:E5

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help a couple and their four children from Wokingham search for a larger home in Bedfordshire, with a maximum budget of £250,000. Gary and Debbie Nicholls settled on moving to this county after deciding Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire and Northamptonshire were out of their price range

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  12. Location, Location, Location Season 2 Episode 6 - Glasgow
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    #12 - Glasgow

    S2:E6

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spence help Laura MacGiver and Gavin Pearson, who are hoping to move house from Edinburgh to Glasgow, where they both work. However, the pair have seemingly irreconcilable differences in taste

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Location, Location, Location Season 2 Episode 7 - Selling A Property
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    #13 - Selling A Property

    S2:E7

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer have the tables turned as they take on the challenge of selling a property rather than buying one - and they only have three weekends to do it in!

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  14. Location, Location, Location Season 3 Episode 1 - Sarah & Peter, Newcastle
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    #14 - Sarah & Peter, Newcastle

    S3:E1

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit Newcastle where they help a couple to find the three-bedroom property of their dreams - one that contains space for their art collection and has a garden in which to relax

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  15. Location, Location, Location Season 3 Episode 2 - Carina & Jeff, Bath
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    #15 - Carina & Jeff, Bath

    S3:E2

    Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp help a pair of first-time buyers in search of a property with two bedrooms and a garden in trendy Leigh-on-sea in Essex.

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  16. Location, Location, Location Season 3 Episode 3 - Siobhan & Danilo, Edinburgh
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    #16 - Siobhan & Danilo, Edinburgh

    S3:E3

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help Edinburgh couple Siobhan and Danilo find a house with a garden and garage to meet the needs of their horticultural and classic car hobbies, without exceeding their £200,000 budget

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Location, Location, Location Season 3 Episode 4 - Helen & Steve, Cardiff
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    #17 - Helen & Steve, Cardiff

    S3:E4

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help house-hunters Helen and Steve find their ideal marital love-nest in Cardiff while keeping to a strict budget of £96,000 - a tall order as property prices are rocketing and the wedding is in seven weeks' time

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Location, Location, Location Season 3 Episode 5 - Jackie, York
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    #18 - Jackie, York

    S3:E5

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help high-flying computer software manager Jackie Thompson find the perfect pad in her home city of York. Jackie, a girl about town who drives an open-top sports car and has just sold her flat for a tidy profit, wants something that suits her image, yet won't break the bank

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Location, Location, Location Season 3 Episode 6 - Cherry & Mark, Ipswich
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    #19 - Cherry & Mark, Ipswich

    S3:E6

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer travel to Ipswich in Suffolk to search for a rural idyll for Mark and his partner Cherry, who are expecting their first baby in five weeks.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Location, Location, Location Season 4 Episode 1 - Lucy & Graeme, Stourbridge
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    #20 - Lucy & Graeme, Stourbridge

    S4:E1

    New series of the show in which professional property hunters Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help people find a new place to live. They begin with first-time buyer Lucy Cox, currently renting a house in London with boyfriend Graeme, but keen to move out of the city to her home town of Stourbridge in the Black Country

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Location, Location, Location Season 4 Episode 2 - Natasha & Darren, Somerset
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    #21 - Natasha & Darren, Somerset

    S4:E2

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help a co-pilot, his wife and their baby move from Cardiff to Somerset to be closer to Bristol Airport. However, the family soon discover property prices in the West Country are a lot higher than those in Wales, so finding a similarly sized home won't be easy

    Director:Unknown
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  22. Location, Location, Location Season 4 Episode 3 - Jo & Simon, Thames Valley
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    #22 - Jo & Simon, Thames Valley

    S4:E3

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help Simon and Jo Miles search for a character property in the Thames Valley, but it is no easy task as the couple in question have already looked at 40 houses in the area, despite having £500,000 to spend

    Director:Unknown
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  23. Location, Location, Location Season 4 Episode 4 - Jo, Southampton
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    #23 - Jo, Southampton

    S4:E4

    The experts help Southampton resident Jo Johnson, who wants to swap her flat in a busy part of town for a peaceful property with a large garden. Working on a budget of only £150,000, this is not an easy task, but Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are on hand with five houses that might fit the bill

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Location, Location, Location Season 4 Episode 5 - Stelle & Adrian, Oxford
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    #24 - Stelle & Adrian, Oxford

    S4:E5

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer search for a period property near Oxford for Stella and Adrian, who are a tall couple - so high ceilings are a must!

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  25. Location, Location, Location Season 4 Episode 6 - Dionne & Ewan, Leigh-on-Sea
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    #25 - Dionne & Ewan, Leigh-on-Sea

    S4:E6

    Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help first-time buyers Ewan Marshall and Dionne Boatman find the flat of their dreams in trendy Leigh-on-Sea, near Southend in Essex, but suggestions to look at larger properties in a different area fall on deaf ears

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Worst Episodes Summary

"London" is the worst rated episode of "Location, Location, Location". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 5/17/2000. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Stirling".