The Worst Episodes of Las Vegas

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   3.0/10(3 votes)

   #1 - The Strange Life of Bob

   S1:E204/19/2004

   Falling in love with a new temporary Montecito employee known only as "Bob the floater", Nessa begins pressing her new mystery man for more personal details. However, when she discovers that her new beau is actually suffering from amnesia and walked into the hotel several days again hoping to jar his memory, Nessa turns to Ed in the hopes of uncovering the truth about Bob. Meanwhile, a guest's discovery of a revealing picture of her undressing in a hotel cabana on the internet, sends Danny on the hunt for a peeping camera man whose lens has also captured a revealing side of Delinda. Sam's war of words with a world-champion eater prompts her to enter an eating contest, enlisting Mike as her trainer.

   Director:Michael Grossman

   Writers:Rebecca Rand Kirshner, David Graziano

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   Director:Michael Grossman

   Writers:Rebecca Rand Kirshner, David Graziano
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   3.0/10(3 votes)

   #2 - Whatever Happened to Seymour Magoon?

   S3:E410/10/2005

   Sam's whale is named Trey Cooper, a handsome 30-year-old who brought his Great Dane to the casino. There are a lot of dogs around the casino as the Nevada State Dog Show is taking place. Jillian enters the Deline's dog in the competition. Monica and Danny meet with an 80-year-old woman named Dottie. Monica offers 3 million for Dottie's house in order to build a golf course. Things will become complicated when on the demolition site, construction workers find a skeleton. A CSI believes it could be the body of Seymour "Blue Jaw" Magoon, a member of a 40s gang called Murder Inc. Mike helps a couple who's "stuck" together. Jake seems to still be in Mary's life. Mike is still helping Danny to find information on the woman his father was dating before he died.

   Director:Jefery Levy

   Writer:Kim Newton

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   Director:Jefery Levy

   Writer:Kim Newton
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   3.0/10(3 votes)

   #3 - Cash Springs Eternal

   S3:E193/31/2006

   Danny and Mike probe serial robberies in the casino's residential suites and also find time to serve as models for a charity calendar. Meanwhile, Jillian is alarmed when she discovers her marriage to Ed may have adversely affected Delinda. Mary deals with a hard to please European.

   Director:Jeff Woolnough

   Writer:Adrienne Carter

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   Director:Jeff Woolnough

   Writer:Adrienne Carter
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   3.0/10(3 votes)

   #4 - Fleeting Cheating Meeting

   S4:E101/12/2007

   Nicole one of Ed's former employees comes to the Montecito for her first wedding anniversary with her husband Ollie. Ed becomes suspicious of him and makes Mike and Danny watch him. Also Mary and Sam start fighting as they can't decide which guests are more important to get "OK GO'S" tickets.

   Director:Allison Liddi-Brown

   Writer:Gardner Stern

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   Director:Allison Liddi-Brown

   Writer:Gardner Stern
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   3.0/10(3 votes)

   #5 - Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast

   S5:E151/25/2008

   After Sam's "whales" check out a strip club she calls in "The Cleaner" to help keep it secret from their wives. Meanwhile, Mike and Piper try to hire a sexy new bartender for the Montecito but instead find themselves sampling the cocktails and engaging in one of Vegas' oldest cliches. Cooper challenges Danny to bring more people to the Montecito while Delinda throws an unusual party.

   Director:Bethany Rooney

   Writer:Kevin Garnett

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   Director:Bethany Rooney

   Writer:Kevin Garnett
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   3.7/10(3 votes)

   #6 - Magic Carpet Fred

   S2:E235/9/2005

   When the colorful billionaire Fred Puterbaugh returns to the Montecito, with new girlfriend singing star Ashanti, there is bound to be some great entertainment. But once Ed and Danny discover exactly what brought the incorrigible billionaire back to Vegas, an audacious performance is the least of their worries. Meanwhile, a beguilling magician uses his skills to help Ed catch a slippery thief. Elsewhere, Sam finds new meaning in the words 'feminine wiles' when a highroller's wife makes a visit to the casino spa.

   Director:Robert Duncan McNeill

   Writer:Gardner Stern

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   Director:Robert Duncan McNeill

   Writer:Gardner Stern
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   4.0/10(2 votes)

   #7 - Die Fast, Die Furious

   S1:E152/9/2004

   With the Montecito playing host to the production crew for the feature film "Die Fast, Die Furious" staring Hollywood action star Jean-Claude Van Damme, Ed maintains a watchful eye on the film's intense stunts. But when Van Damme soars to his death while attempting to perform the movie's key stunt - a dangerous motorcicle jump - Ed and Danny search for an explanation for the accident. Meanwhile, a new rival casino host attempts to square off with Sam in a battle for the biggest whale and a mournful Delinda remembers her fallen, but not forgotten, 24-hour boyfriend.

   Director:Tucker Gates

   Writers:Adele Lim, Kyle Harimoto

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   Director:Tucker Gates

   Writers:Adele Lim, Kyle Harimoto
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   4.0/10(2 votes)

   #8 - Sperm Whales and Spearmint Rhinos

   S2:E131/10/2005

   Chaos is set in motion when Danny and Delinda find a hotel guest who appears to have committed suicide. When Delinda investigates further, she suspects murder and dispatches Danny and Ed on a mission to find the killer which places Delinda in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Sam plays host to a tycoon who is obsessed with hygiene and threatens to leave the hotel when a strand of Sam's hair is found on his shirt. Elsewhere , Mike is reunited with his ex-girlfriend from college who has a strange request for him.

   Director:James A. Contner

   Writer:Kim Newton

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   Director:James A. Contner

   Writer:Kim Newton
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   4.0/10(2 votes)

   #9 - Delinda's Box (1)

   S4:E512/1/2006

   Delinda's been kidnapped and there's only 12 hours to save her. Ed tries to get his hands on $50 million in ransom money from the Montecito. Sam is dealing with a couple of guys who just won 2 Million Dollars each. And if that's not enough there's a flu epidemic hitting the hotel.

   Director:David Solomon

   Writers:Robb Cullen, Mark Cullen

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   Director:David Solomon

   Writers:Robb Cullen, Mark Cullen
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    4.0/10(2 votes)

    #10 - The Chicken Is Making My Back Hurt

    S4:E122/2/2007

    After certain events Ed is forced to take anger management classes which obligates him to reach inner peace. If he looses control one more time the Montecito might loose its gaming liscence. Sam gets disturbed when her host, a famous basketball player, gets interested in Mary. Mike wants to buy a condo but can't secure the deal . Delinda gets in trouble while cooking a dinner for the homeless when she wants to show what a good person she is.

    Director:Steven DePaul

    Writers:Robb Cullen, Mark Cullen

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    Director:Steven DePaul

    Writers:Robb Cullen, Mark Cullen
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    4.0/10(2 votes)

    #11 - Pharaoh 'Nuff

    S4:E132/9/2007

    A famous Egyptian mummy is being scheduled for display in an exhibit at the Montecito but it gets stolen before it arrives at the hotel. Due to special circumstances the authorities cannot interfer with the problem so ED, Mike, Danny and Delinda are forced to retrieve the mummy on their own. These events force Mary to deal with a guest who keeps stealing Montecito properties. Sam receives an indecent proposal from Harris Lipskey.

    Director:David Straiton

    Writer:Matthew Miller

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    Director:David Straiton

    Writer:Matthew Miller
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    4.5/10(4 votes)

    #12 - Meatball Montecito

    S4:E712/8/2006

    A mobster purchases a Montecito million dollar wedding package (which includes a fully catered wedding, a Harry Winston engagement ring, luxury treatment, and Wayne Newton) but difficulties arise because there are problems between Ed and Wayne Newton. Meanwhile somebody has stolen diamonds and it's difficult finding the thief because so many mafia members are attending the wedding. And Danny and Delinda find out that living together is tougher than they thought.

    Director:LeVar Burton

    Writer:Matthew Miller

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    Director:LeVar Burton

    Writer:Matthew Miller
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    5.0/10(2 votes)

    #13 - Pilot

    S1:E19/22/2003

    Danny has a busy day coddling an oddball winner, trying to locate a missing high roller, and figuring out a cheater's MO. Big Ed finds his daughter sleeping with Danny.

    Director:Michael W. Watkins

    Writer:Gary Scott Thompson

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    Director:Michael W. Watkins

    Writer:Gary Scott Thompson
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    6.5/10(2 votes)

    #14 - Viva Las Vegas

    S3:E19/19/2005

    In the third season premiere, Ed's got major problems as the revamped Montecito struggles to finish work in time to re-open on new boss' Monica Mancuso's schedule as he also tries to lure back Danny and his former staff to prevent a suspected "smash-and-grab" heist that has hit other casinos. But convincing Danny and the gang proves to be difficult since each has his or her reasons for leaving, and what's more, Ed suspects two construction hard-hats are planning an inside robbery once the Montecito's doors swing open again amid much fanfare.

    Director:David Solomon

    Writer:Gary Scott Thompson

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    Director:David Solomon

    Writer:Gary Scott Thompson
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    6.5/10(2 votes)

    #15 - White Christmas

    S4:E812/15/2006

    It's Christmas and everybody in the Montecito is forced to take part in Ed's secret Santa gift exchange. At the same time Danny's car, his most valuable possession, is stolen on Christmas Eve. Delinda is planning her first Christmas with Danny. And Sam gets an autographed photo of Elvis during one of his first concerts as a surprise for one of her favorite "whales."

    Director:Gary Scott Thompson

    Writer:Gary Scott Thompson

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    Director:Gary Scott Thompson

    Writer:Gary Scott Thompson
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    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - Donny, We Hardly Knew Ye

    S1:E310/6/2003

    Danny and Ed uncover a car thief, and Ed's cousin, Donny, meets the woman of his dreams at the roulette wheel and decides to get married immediately. Delinda ends things with Danny and decides to get a job.

    Director:Kevin Hooks

    Writer:Gardner Stern

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    Director:Kevin Hooks

    Writer:Gardner Stern
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    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - Jokers and Fools

    S1:E410/13/2003

    Nessa secretly meets with a cheater busted by Ed and Danny. A psychic gives Mary a dire prediction about his next show. Delinda starts work in the kitchen, but isn't there long.

    Director:Timothy Busfield

    Writer:Rebecca Rand Kirshner

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    Director:Timothy Busfield

    Writer:Rebecca Rand Kirshner
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    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - Groundhog Summer

    S1:E510/20/2003

    Danny and Ed hunt for a sexual predator targeting hotel guests.

    Director:Michael W. Watkins

    Writers:Michael Berns, Gary Scott Thompson, Matt Pyken

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    Director:Michael W. Watkins

    Writers:Michael Berns, Gary Scott Thompson, Matt Pyken
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    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - Semper Spy

    S1:E611/3/2003

    Ed takes a Hawaii vacation leaving Danny in charge. Mike becomes the good luck charm for a gambler on a hot streak.

    Director:Guy Norman Bee

    Writers:Michael Berns, Matt Pyken

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    Director:Guy Norman Bee

    Writers:Michael Berns, Matt Pyken
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    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - Pros and Cons

    S1:E711/10/2003

    Mary gets Wayne Newton to help an unlucky couple. A grifter passes counterfeit chips to Delinda. Sam is kept busy by two regulars who bet on anything.

    Director:Greg Yaitanes

    Writer:Daniel Arkin

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    Director:Greg Yaitanes

    Writer:Daniel Arkin
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    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - Luck Be a Lady

    S1:E811/17/2003

    Ed's ex-CIA partner heads security for a diva. A full-comp VIP gives no gaming action. Penn & Teller have a cameo.

    Director:Michael W. Watkins

    Writer:Kyle Harimoto

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    Director:Michael W. Watkins

    Writer:Kyle Harimoto
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    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #22 - Year of the Tiger

    S1:E912/1/2003

    A high roller's rowdy daughters become Danny's responsibility. A small-town fiancé is seduced by the tables as Mary organizes a group wedding. Mike is sued by a drunk woman he rescues.

    Director:Perry Lang

    Writer:Adele Lim

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    Director:Perry Lang

    Writer:Adele Lim
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    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #23 - Decks and Violence

    S1:E1012/15/2003

    A magician's wife disappears as scheduled, but fails to return. Mike's college buddy is in town. A convention of swizzle-stick collectors requires extra security.

    Director:Guy Norman Bee

    Writer:Vanessa Reisen

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    Director:Guy Norman Bee

    Writer:Vanessa Reisen
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    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #24 - Blood and Sand

    S1:E111/5/2004

    The casino hosts a boxing match. Delinda, Nessa and Mike find a bag of cash. Blue Man Group has a cameo.

    Director:Frederick King Keller

    Writer:David Graziano

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    Director:Frederick King Keller

    Writer:David Graziano
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    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #25 - Hellraisers and Heartbreakers

    S1:E121/12/2004

    Big Ed's former CIA protégé Jack Keller, is now a security consultant supervising the Montecito's switch from analog to digital surveillance. Brooks and Dunn get on a lengthy roll at the crap table. Ed sees red when a comic turns blue.

    Director:Timothy Busfield

    Writers:Michael Berns, Matt Pyken

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    Director:Timothy Busfield

    Writers:Michael Berns, Matt Pyken