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The Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 7

Every episode of King of the Hill Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 7!

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Set in Texas, this animated series follows the life of propane salesman Hank Hill, who lives with his overly confident substitute Spanish teacher wife Peggy, wannabe comedian son Bobby, and naive niece Luanne. Hank has

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 10 - Megalo Dale
    8.1/10(542 votes)

    S7:E10

    Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.

    Director:Cyndi Tang
    Writer:J.B. Cook

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  2. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 21 - Night and Deity
    7.9/10(487 votes)

    S7:E21

    A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.

    Director:Gary McCarver
    Writer:Garland Testa

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  3. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 22 - Maid in Arlen
    7.7/10(439 votes)

    S7:E22

    To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Dan Sterling

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  4. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 1 - Get Your Freak Off
    7.6/10(526 votes)

    S7:E1

    Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.

    Director:Tricia Garcia
    Writer:Garland Testa

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  5. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 4 - Goodbye Normal Jeans
    7.6/10(468 votes)

    S7:E4

    Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Kit Boss

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  6. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 7 - The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
    7.6/10(495 votes)

    S7:E7

    Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.

    Director:Shaun Cashman
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 8 - Full Metal Dust Jacket
    7.5/10(458 votes)

    S7:E8

    Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.

    Director:Adam Kuhlman
    Writer:Dan McGrath

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  8. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 15 - An Officer and a Gentle Boy
    7.5/10(438 votes)

    S7:E15

    To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.

    Director:Gary McCarver
    Writer:Dan Sterling

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  9. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 16 - The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
    7.5/10(421 votes)

    S7:E16

    Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.

    Director:Tricia Garcia
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 19 - Be True to Your Fool
    7.5/10(441 votes)

    S7:E19

    After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.

    Director:Anthony Lioi
    Writer:Dan McGrath

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  11. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 5 - Dances With Dogs
    7.4/10(491 votes)

    S7:E5

    A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.

    Director:Anthony Lioi
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 6 - The Son Also Roses
    7.4/10(485 votes)

    S7:E6

    Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.

    Director:Dominic Polcino
    Writer:Dan Sterling

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  13. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 23 - The Witches of East Arlen
    7.4/10(482 votes)

    S7:E23

    Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.

    Director:Matt Engstrom
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 9 - Pigmalion
    7.3/10(556 votes)

    S7:E9

    A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.

    Director:Dominic Polcino
    Writer:Jonathan Collier

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  15. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 20 - Racist Dawg
    7.3/10(495 votes)

    S7:E20

    A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.

    Director:Michael Dante DiMartino
    Writer:J.B. Cook

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  16. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 12 - Vision Quest
    7.2/10(440 votes)

    S7:E12

    Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.

    Director:Dominic Polcino
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  17. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 13 - Queasy Rider
    7.2/10(455 votes)

    S7:E13

    Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.

    Director:Wes Archer
    Writer:Kit Boss

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  18. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 2 - The Fat and the Furious
    7.1/10(461 votes)

    S7:E2

    A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.

    Director:Allan Jacobsen
    Writer:Peter Huyck

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  19. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 3 - Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
    7.1/10(463 votes)

    S7:E3

    Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 11 - Boxing Luanne
    7.1/10(438 votes)

    S7:E11

    Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.

    Director:Michael Dante DiMartino
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 18 - I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
    7.1/10(429 votes)

    S7:E18

    Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.

    Director:Adam Kuhlman
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 17 - The Good Buck
    7.0/10(431 votes)

    S7:E17

    Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.

    Director:Allan Jacobsen
    Writer:Peter Huyck

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  23. King of the Hill Season 7 Episode 14 - Board Games
    6.7/10(423 votes)

    S7:E14

    Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Megalo Dale" is the best rated episode of "King of the Hill" season 7. It scored 8.1/10 based on 542 votes. Directed by Cyndi Tang and written by J.B. Cook, it aired on 1/12/2003. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Night and Deity".