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See the inner workings of a high-style magazine owned by Jack Gallo, who has hired his quick-tempered but talented daughter, Maya, to write for the publication. Challenging her at every turn is Nina, a vain

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    Just Shoot Me! Season 2 Episode 16 - College or Collagen
    0.0/10(178 votes)

    #1 - College or Collagen

    S2:E16

    Mentoring seems to be going really well for Maya- her protege; Karey is doing fabulously in her first year of college. However, Karey is now at a crossroads wondering what to do with her life. Maya tries to push her to stay in school and make the most of her college years, but she hits an obstacle in the form of Nina, who wants Karey to put her natural talents to use as a model. Meanwhile, Jack and Finch have an illicit "fling" with each other—as bridge partners.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:Marsh McCall

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  2. Just Shoot Me! Season 2 Episode 17 - Nina's Bikini
    0.0/10(176 votes)

    #2 - Nina's Bikini

    S2:E17

    It's a day to celebrate for Nina: her famous bikini is about to be put on display in the Model Cafe, a sort of Hard Rock Cafe for supermodels. Her mood turns from celebration to despair, however, when she finds out exactly where in the cafe it is being displayed—over a dumpster. Finch and Maya, concerned over their friend's feelings, conspire to steal it back for her. Meanwhile, Jack has Elliott take boudoir photos of him as an anniversary present for his wife, but neither model nor photographer is without reservations.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writers:Sivert Glarum, Michael Jamin

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  3. Just Shoot Me! Season 2 Episode 18 - The Kiss
    0.0/10(177 votes)

    #3 - The Kiss

    S2:E18

    It all starts out innocently. In order to help Elliott get a great deal on an apartment, Maya agrees to pose with him as a married couple. To complete the charade, the two are forced to kiss. This development is harmless enough… until they find themselves kissing again voluntarily. "Awkward" could hardly begin to describe relations between them afterward. They work through it, but by the end both Maya and Elliott realize that the long, bumpy road, wherever it may lead, is just beginning for them. Meanwhile, when Jack discovers Finch has been renting out his parking space, it leads the two into a battle over trust.

    Director:Darryl Bates
    Writers:Tom Maxwell, Don Woodard

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  4. Just Shoot Me! Season 2 Episode 19 - Bravefinch
    0.0/10(178 votes)

    #4 - Bravefinch

    S2:E19

    Finch's complaints about doing petty errands bring an unexpected response from Jack- he hires a personal assistant, Kenny. Having his territory infringed on soon becomes the least of Finch's worries, as Kenny threatens Finch violently when Finch speaks up. To make matters worse, no one believes Finch because Kenny is all brightness and sunshine to everyone else. Meanwhile, Nina's attempts to quit smoking backfire in two ways: Nina becomes even more amorous than usual toward everyone, while Maya, mistaking Nina's nicotine patch for a Band-Aid, gets unwittingly hopped up on nicotine and becomes relentlessly hyper.

    Directors:Leonard R. Garner, Jr.
    Writers:Eileen Conn, Andrew Gordon

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  5. Just Shoot Me! Season 2 Episode 21 - Amblushed
    0.0/10(173 votes)

    #5 - Amblushed

    S2:E21

    When Jack sends Maya in his place to an NYU forum on Women in the Media, she sees it as an opportunity to speak up for the viewpoints that Blush often tends to push by the wayside. Unfortunately, she never gets the chance, as the forum turns out to be an ambush, where Maya is crucified for Blush's negative portrayal of women. She ends up lashing out at everyone at Blush, but things only become worse when her comments find their way into NYU's campus newspaper, which Finch promptly distributes at the office. Soon afterward, the truth is discovered- Jack knew all along what would happen at the forum, and it's left up to Maya to turn the tables. Meanwhile, Nina attempts to stage a comeback by posing in head-to-toe gold body paint for Elliott, but her constant sniping at the photo shoot annoys Elliott so much that he pretends to be out of the solvent required to remove the paint, leaving Nina to walk around golden for a few days.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:Pam Brady

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  6. Just Shoot Me! Season 2 Episode 22 - The Emperor
    0.0/10(191 votes)

    #6 - The Emperor

    S2:E22

    Maya and Finch attend designer Oscar Milos's fashion show using Nina's tickets. At the party, a drunken Maya makes some caustic remarks to a newspaper reporter, resulting in Milos pulling $3 million worth of advertising from the magazine. Maya decides to try and get the advertising back herself, without help. Meanwhile, Jack helps Elliott with his new girlfriend. Jack sends Elliott's date poems, flowers and much more in Elliott's name. She ends up dumping Elliott because "he" was smothering her.

    Director:Jean Sagal
    Writers:Sivert Glarum, Michael Jamin, Tom Maxwell, Don Woodard

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  7. Just Shoot Me! Season 2 Episode 25 - War and Sleaze
    0.0/10(169 votes)

    #7 - War and Sleaze

    S2:E25

    Maya senses trouble when Nina proposes a double date for the two of them. She is proved right when her date, after throwing his back out in her apartment, is revealed to be a United States Congressman - and a married one. Afraid of a scandal, he forces Maya to harbor him in her apartment while newspapers overflow with news of his disappearance and rumors of where he might be, and his friends, family, fellow Congressmen, and the police relentlessly search for him. Meanwhile, a friendly game of paintball causes a major office tiff when a fear-crazed Finch shoots Jack a few seconds into battle.

    Directors:Leonard R. Garner, Jr.
    Writer:Marsh McCall

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  8. Just Shoot Me! Season 3 Episode 1 - What the Teddy Bear Saw
    0.0/10(179 votes)

    #8 - What the Teddy Bear Saw

    S3:E1

    Jack enlists Finch to stop off at his house and check up on his new nanny. However, Finch ends up having sex ("Twice!") with the nanny. But his joy may turn to embarrassment after he discovers Jack had a hidden camera installed in the room that they used. Meanwhile, Elliott neglects a favor Maya asked him to do, and Nina joins a cult.

    Directors:Leonard R. Garner, Jr.
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Just Shoot Me! Season 3 Episode 2 - Steamed
    0.0/10(161 votes)

    #9 - Steamed

    S3:E2

    Jack wants the tenants on the floor above Blush to move. Maya is taken in by Finch's lie that he wants them to move so he can build a free daycare center. The real reason: a steam room. Meanwhile, Nina meets with her former model roommate, who is now fat.

    Directors:Leonard R. Garner, Jr.
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Just Shoot Me! Season 3 Episode 3 - The Mask
    0.0/10(168 votes)

    #10 - The Mask

    S3:E3

    Halloween is no treat for Maya when Finch gets her to wear an embarrassing costume to the office. Luckily, she meets her Prince Charming in an elevator. Meanwhile, Jack confesses to a dirty trick he played on a young impressionable Maya; and Elliott and Finch hatch a plan to find out if Nina's friend Binnie really exists. Finally, Finch claims he wasn't the least bit scared by Alfred Hitchcock's horror masterpiece Psycho, so Elliott sets out to prove he's lying.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Just Shoot Me! Season 3 Episode 5 - Two Girls for Every Boy
    0.0/10(189 votes)

    #11 - Two Girls for Every Boy

    S3:E5

    Finch is convinced that a model likes him, only it turns out that she likes Maya instead. He sets out to create the ultimate male fantasy: watching two females go at it. All is going well for Finch, until Maya finds out and the two females decide to turn the tables on him. Meanwhile, Elliott and Nina go overboard in their insults after Jack tells them that he just wants to be one of the guys.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Just Shoot Me! Season 3 Episode 6 - The Withholder
    0.0/10(162 votes)

    #12 - The Withholder

    S3:E6

    Finch returns from Jamaica after a failed attempt at romance with Courtney, who played him, as it turns out. Elliott steps in to try to prove what a friend he is to Finch by giving her a dose of her own medicine--getting her hooked on him and then telling her to kiss off. Unfortunately, the plan goes awry when he ends up liking her and they start dating for real. Meanwhile, Jack makes another bet with Donald Trump--whoever loses less weight has to wear a dress during their golf game. However, he makes the mistake of asking Nina for help with his diet.

    Directors:Leonard R. Garner, Jr.
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Just Shoot Me! Season 3 Episode 7 - Puppetmaster
    0.0/10(174 votes)

    #13 - Puppetmaster

    S3:E7

    Maya's coworkers find it strange when she begins dating Steven, the host of a children's puppet show. As far as she's concerned, though, their relationship is going very well--until she suspects Steven is using the characters on his show to criticize her. Meanwhile, Nina decides to enter the entrepreneurial world, but her choice of investments--a nightclub that doesn't even have a name--is questionable indeed. Also, a heartfelt confession of Elliott's (he sometimes wishes he was a woman) during the guys' emotional viewing of Brian's Song comes back to haunt him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Just Shoot Me! Season 3 Episode 8 - The List
    0.0/10(176 votes)

    #14 - The List

    S3:E8

    Jack fears for his reputation when he falls to #100 on the Power 100 list. Nina's idea to improve his standing by sending out a special collection of Blush covers to remind people how important the magazine has been backfires, as Elliott is made #100 because of his brilliant photography. Meanwhile, Finch meets idol Mark Hamill at Bartini's and annoys the hell out of him.

    Directors:Leonard R. Garner, Jr.
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Just Shoot Me! Season 3 Episode 9 - How Nina Got Her Groove Back
    0.0/10(160 votes)

    #15 - How Nina Got Her Groove Back

    S3:E9

    Nina gets into a catfight with modeling rival Margo Langhorne, then becomes upset when Margo decides to retire from modeling. Jack is upset that Donald Trump has a sandwich named after him and gets Finch to attach his name to a park. Maya's new boyfriend enjoys taking his shirt off in public. And Elliott's wearing new shoes to please his girlfriend, but they only make him slip.

    Directors:Leonard R. Garner, Jr.
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Just Shoot Me! Season 3 Episode 10 - How the Finch Stole Christmas
    0.0/10(203 votes)

    #16 - How the Finch Stole Christmas

    S3:E10

    Finch sneaks a look at the office Christmas presents and is disappointed by his when he discovers that it's not what he wanted. So, he sabotages the office Christmas. Meanwhile, Nina learns the true meaning of casual wear, Elliott protests the commercialization of the holiday and Maya rags Jack about his selfishness.

    Director:Jean Sagal
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Just Shoot Me! Season 3 Episode 12 - A Spy in the House of Me
    0.0/10(151 votes)

    #17 - A Spy in the House of Me

    S3:E12

    When Maya's first love John Kenny pops back into town, she becomes as happy as she's ever been, as the two find their old spark back in full force. However, Jack is angry about the whole thing, as he still has not forgotten when he walked in on the two of them fooling around one time. Maya then learns the true horror of the situation- the only reason they were separated in the first place was because Jack had pulled strings to get him into the Royal Shakespeare Company, and she becomes instantly fearful that he will once again begin to interfere with their relationship. Meanwhile, Finch uses a "tough love" method to train a new intern while Nina's television appearance is ruined when an old allergy acts up.

    Director:Craig Zisk
    Writers:Eileen Conn, Andrew Gordon

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  18. Just Shoot Me! Season 3 Episode 13 - Lies & Dolls
    0.0/10(148 votes)

    #18 - Lies & Dolls

    S3:E13

    Maya becomes smitten with a United States Senator, but loses him to Nina through a series of deceptions on Nina's part. Nina convinces him that she is an old-fashioned Southern belle with no vices whatsoever, and that Maya is a drug addict. Also, when it is revealed that Elliott stole a Six Million Dollar Man doll as a kid, he becomes racked with guilt over it while Finch can only think of the potential collector's value of the item. Finally, Jack decides to see what life is like from his employees' point of view and moves his desk into the center of the office.

    Director:Craig Zisk
    Writers:Sivert Glarum, Michael Jamin

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  19. Just Shoot Me! Season 3 Episode 14 - Nina Sees Red (1)
    0.0/10(152 votes)

    #19 - Nina Sees Red (1)

    S3:E14

    Red Finch is visiting and Dennis is trying to avoid him because of his father's recent divorce. Elliott is excited about the possibility of working with his crush, Tyra Banks. Red and Nina go out for dinner...and more. Elliott meets Tyra but scares the hell out of her due to Jack's stun gun. Red and Nina announce their engagement. Part one of two.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:Jack Burditt

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  20. Just Shoot Me! Season 3 Episode 15 - Nina Sees Red (2)
    0.0/10(145 votes)

    #20 - Nina Sees Red (2)

    S3:E15

    Finch takes the news of the engagement quite badly. Not only is he concerned for his father's well-being, the prospect of having Nina as his stepmother terrifies him. However, when a night of passion puts Red in the hospital, it causes him to seriously question his impending marriage. After a heart-to-heart with both Red and Nina, Finch finally convinces both of them to call it off. Meanwhile, Elliott miraculously gets another chance with Tyra Banks, but once again, Jack accidentally screws things up for him.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:Jack Burditt

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  21. Just Shoot Me! Season 3 Episode 16 - Hostess to Murder
    0.0/10(181 votes)

    #21 - Hostess to Murder

    S3:E16

    Maya's attempt to host a murder mystery party is plagued with problems. Elliott wants to ditch the party for an Armani gala being held on the same night, Nina shows up with Maya's old boyfriend Derek, Jack wants to wear Elliott's costume, Finch is trying to make time with the caterer (who is dressed as a large-bosomed French chambermaid), and gamemaster Larry is a down-on-his-luck actor who spends most of the party on the phone with his agent. Everything is thrown into chaos when Maya's next door neighbor suffers a heart attack and drops dead -- and everyone but her thinks it's part of the game.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:Pam Brady

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  22. Just Shoot Me! Season 3 Episode 17 - Toy Story
    0.0/10(153 votes)

    #22 - Toy Story

    S3:E17

    As a prank, Finch switches the cards on two of Elliott's birthday gifts: those from Maya and Persky. As a result, Elliott believes that Persky has given him a really cool video game system, and Maya has given him a box of kinky sex toys. When Maya invites him over that night to have some fun, he naturally gets the wrong impression, and is forced to give his relationship with her some deep thought. Meanwhile, when the racehorse Jack bought with Robert Goulet acts up before the big race, he enlists Nina's aid to calm it down.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:Danny Zuker

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  23. Just Shoot Me! Season 3 Episode 18 - Miss Pretty
    0.0/10(146 votes)

    #23 - Miss Pretty

    S3:E18

    Maya decides that since the new Miss Pretty column is so good, she will do a column on Miss Pretty. Finch then informs her that the new Miss Pretty is actually a man, but Maya thinks that will make the article even better, and insists on meeting him. The trouble is that Miss Pretty is actually Finch himself-and he is determined to keep the office from discovering it. He tries to escape from the mess by hiring professional scam artist Kurt to pose as Miss Pretty, but things only get worse when Maya falls for him. Meanwhile, Nina finds herself roped into an unwanted friendship with a woman she can't stand, and Elliott and Jack find themselves in hot water when they accidentally insult an Asian-American executive from an important advertiser

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Just Shoot Me! Season 3 Episode 19 - Maya's Nude Photos
    0.0/10(144 votes)

    #24 - Maya's Nude Photos

    S3:E19

    Maya's enrollment in a photography class causes problems on multiple levels between her and Elliott. Elliott takes an immediate dislike to Maya's teacher, Martin Spancer, when he insults Elliott's work for being too commercial. Then when he assigns Maya to do a nude self-portrait, Elliott claims that he only gave her the assignment so that he could see her naked body. Believing that Elliott's accusation is based on his personal dislike for Spancer, she disregards him. However, when Spancer raves about her nude photos and invites her to go away with him for a special weekend session, Elliott becomes even more convinced that his intentions are purely sexual. Meanwhile, Finch becomes extremely jealous when Nina's new assistant Brad begins entertaining Jack with magic tricks.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writers:David Guarascio, Moses Port

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  25. Just Shoot Me! Season 3 Episode 20 - And the Femmy Goes To...
    0.0/10(144 votes)

    #25 - And the Femmy Goes To...

    S3:E20

    The nominations for the annual Femmy awards are in and Maya, Nina and Elliott are nominated, while Finch isn't even invited to the ceremony. Jack switched Maya's nominated article and nominated a picture of Elliott's that was actually taken by a chimpanzee. At the dinner, Finch scores a seat at the models' table while Maya and Nina prepare speeches. Elliott is going crazy with guilt until he loses. Nina wins after 12 straight years of losing. Maya wins for the article, which Nina trashed in her acceptance speech.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writers:Michael Benson, Marc Abrams

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Worst Episodes Summary

"College or Collagen" is the worst rated episode of "Just Shoot Me!". It scored /10 based on 178 votes. Directed by Pamela Fryman and written by Marsh McCall, it aired on 2/26/1998. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Nina's Bikini".