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The Best Episodes of Have I Got News for You Season 70

Every episode of Have I Got News for You Season 70 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Have I Got News for You Season 70!

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Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Have I Got News for You Season 70 Episode 1 - Episode 1
    7.5/10(44 votes)

    S70:E1

    Victoria Coren Mitchell is the presenter, with guest panellists actress Sheila Hancock and actor and comedian Miles Jupp joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Have I Got News for You Season 70 Episode 10 - Episode 10
    7.5/10(31 votes)

    S70:E10

    Martin Clunes is host, with guest panellists Janet Street-Porter and comedian Phil Wang joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Have I Got News for You Season 70 Episode 2 - Episode 2
    7.4/10(38 votes)

    S70:E2

    Steph McGovern is presenter, with guest panellists actor Stephen Mangan and broadcaster Salma Shah joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Have I Got News for You Season 70 Episode 3 - Episode 3
    7.4/10(35 votes)

    S70:E3

    Alexander Armstrong is presenter, with guest panellists comedian Ross Noble and journalist Helen Lewis joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Have I Got News for You Season 70 Episode 9 - Episode 9
    7.4/10(27 votes)

    S70:E9

    Professor Hannah Fry is host, with guest panellists Rev. Richard Coles and comedian Finlay Christie joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Have I Got News for You Season 70 Episode 4 - Episode 4
    7.2/10(35 votes)

    S70:E4

    Adil Ray is presenter, with guest panellists comedian Julian Clary and journalist Sophy Ridge joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Have I Got News for You Season 70 Episode 8 - Episode 8
    7.2/10(33 votes)

    S70:E8

    Richard Ayoade is host, with guest panellists writer and broadcaster Richard Osman and comedian Bella Hull joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Have I Got News for You Season 70 Episode 6 - Episode 6
    7.1/10(34 votes)

    S70:E6

    Katherine Ryan is presenter, with guest panellists Lewis Goodall and comedienne Maisie Adam joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Have I Got News for You Season 70 Episode 5 - Episode 5
    6.9/10(32 votes)

    S70:E5

    Jason Manford is presenter, with guest panellists Louise Haigh MP and comedienne Laura Smyth joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Have I Got News for You Season 70 Episode 7 - Episode 7
    6.8/10(31 votes)

    S70:E7

    Gabby Logan is host, with guest panellists comedian Nish Kumar and journalist Cathy Newman joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 70 Ratings Summary

"Episode 1" is the best rated episode of Have I Got News for You season 70. It scored 7.5/10 from 44 votes. Written and directed by Unknown, it aired on October 3, 2025.