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The Best Episodes of Hardware Season 1

Every episode of Hardware Season 1 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Hardware Season 1!

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Hardware is a British sitcom that aired on ITV from 2003 to 2004. Starring Martin Freeman, it was written and created by Simon Nye, the creator of Men Behaving Badly. The show's opening theme was A

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Hardware Season 1 Episode 1 - Nice
    6.0/10(26 votes)

    #1 - Nice

    S1:E1

    A group of men spend their working days at a small hardware shop insulting customers. When Mike insults a customer who then tries to commit suicide, he vows to be friendly and helpful.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Simon Nye

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  2. Hardware Season 1 Episode 2 - Naked
    6.9/10(22 votes)

    #2 - Naked

    S1:E2

    Mike is annoyed by the gang's excitement over their new uniforms; at the same time, his girlfriend's mother comes to visit and attempts to seduce him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Simon Nye

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  3. Hardware Season 1 Episode 3 - Bondage
    6.1/10(18 votes)

    #3 - Bondage

    S1:E3

    Mike and his girlfriend try to enliven their sex life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Simon Nye

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  4. Hardware Season 1 Episode 4 - Finger
    6.9/10(19 votes)

    #4 - Finger

    S1:E4

    Mike's girlfriend tries to build a folding ironing board; Steve cuts off his finger.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Simon Nye

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  5. Hardware Season 1 Episode 5 - Women
    6.0/10(16 votes)

    #5 - Women

    S1:E5

    The Gang decide that not enough women shop in their store, so begin selling more things that will appeal to the oppisite sex, but to many women start shooping at the store.

    Director:Ben Kellett
    Writer:Simon Nye

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  6. Hardware Season 1 Episode 6 - Hutch
    6.6/10(14 votes)

    #6 - Hutch

    S1:E6

    The Gang build a Rabbit Hutch and Rex's friends visit.

    Director:Ben Kellett
    Writer:Simon Nye

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Season 1 Ratings Summary

"Nice" is the best rated episode of "Hardware" season 1. It scored 6/10 based on 26 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Simon Nye, it aired on 3/23/2003. This episode is rated 0.9 points higher than the second-best, "Naked".