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The Best Episodes of Desperate Housewives Season 5

Every episode of Desperate Housewives Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Desperate Housewives Season 5!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 1 - You're Gonna Love Tomorrow
    7.3/10(894 votes)

    #1 - You're Gonna Love Tomorrow

    S5:E1

    Five years have passed since Katherine shot her ex-husband as Susan, Lynette, Bree and Gaby stood together in solidarity to protect her. Susan tries to hide her relationship with a new man; Gaby questions her abilities as a mom; Bree is on the verge of publishing her own cookbook as business partner, Katherine, grows envious; Lynette catches her teenaged twins spearheading illegal activities; and Edie returns to Wisteria Lane in jaw-dropping fashion with a new man in tow.

    Director:Larry Shaw
    Writer:Marc Cherry

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  2. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 2 - We're So Happy You're So Happy
    7.2/10(714 votes)

    #2 - We're So Happy You're So Happy

    S5:E2

    Unaware of Jackson's whereabouts, Susan goes to a local bar suspecting that he might be with Mike however, she soon lands herself in-trouble; meanwhile, after spending money that did not belong to her, Gabrielle attempts to get Carlos to get a job at the local country club as it pays better. Bree promotes her cook book on a radio show.

    Director:David Grossman
    Writer:Alexandra Cunningham

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  3. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 3 - Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else
    8.1/10(714 votes)

    #3 - Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else

    S5:E3

    Bree's estranged daughter, Danielle, returns to Wisteria Lane and is met with a deluge of criticism. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Susan find themselves embroiled in a catfight brought on by an altercation between their kids. To her chagrin, Lynette comes home to find Tom and Dave have formed a garage band after she told him to get rid of his old things. Finally, Katherine and Mrs. McCluskey invite Edie to lunch to press her for more information on Dave.

    Director:Bethany Rooney
    Writer:Joe Keenan

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  4. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 4 - Back in Business
    7.9/10(682 votes)

    #4 - Back in Business

    S5:E4

    Bree's new found success causes the rest of the women on Wisteria Lane to feel envious. Lynette longs to return to her days as an ad-executive, and finds an outlet as Bree's marketing manager. Mike feels that he is not a big enough presence in his son's life after M.J. draws a family portrait and leaves him out. Meanwhile, Gaby comes up with a way to have more sex with Carlos.

    Director:Scott Ellis
    Writers:Joey Murphy, John Pardee

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  5. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 5 - Mirror, Mirror
    8.4/10(737 votes)

    #5 - Mirror, Mirror

    S5:E5

    Driven by a hidden agenda, Dave convinces Susan to throw Mrs. McCluskey a surprise party for her 70th birthday. Jackson wants to take his relationship with Susan to the next level. Gabrielle's concerned she might be pregnant. Tom tells Lynette he's sold the pizzeria. A startling reason for the bond between Bree and Katherine is revealed. And finally, an outraged Mrs. McCluskey has the entire neighborhood questioning her sanity.

    Directors:David Grossman, Scott Ellis
    Writers:Joey Murphy, Jeff Greenstein, John Pardee

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  6. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 6 - There's Always a Woman
    7.9/10(689 votes)

    #6 - There's Always a Woman

    S5:E6

    Gaby is over the moon when Carlos' client makes them an offer they can't refuse, but a startling discovery leaves her second guessing. Lynette grows suspicious that Tom is cheating on her. After breaking up with Jackson, Susan tries to surprise him, only to find the surprise is on her. Meanwhile, the bond between Bree and Katherine grows. Finally, Mrs. McCluskey enlists the help of her sister Roberta (guest star Lily Tomlin) to dig up dirt on Dave.

    Directors:Larry Shaw, Matthew Diamond
    Writer:John Paul Bullock III

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  7. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 7 - What More Do I Need?
    8.0/10(666 votes)

    #7 - What More Do I Need?

    S5:E7

    Lynette and Tom uncover the unsettling truth about son Porter. Gabrielle suspects Carlos' best client, Virginia, has ulterior motives. Bree's moment of weakness could bring her great embarrassment and shame. Katherine's not-so-little secret is unveiled. Susan learns of Jackson's true passion. Finally, Mrs. McCluskey's sister Roberta unearths a disturbing fact about Dave.

    Director:Larry Shaw
    Writers:Matt Berry, Matthew Berry

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  8. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 8 - City on Fire
    8.5/10(789 votes)

    #8 - City on Fire

    S5:E8

    Susan's daughter Julie comes to visit with her surprising new boyfriend. Gabrielle learns that Mrs. Hildebrand has made her and Carlos heirs of her entire fortune. A reporter looks to expose Bree's imperfections. Lynette learns Porter and Anne Schilling plan to leave Fairview and disappear. Finally, everyone has gathered at a club to see the guys play in the annual "Battle of the Bands" when a fire erupts, threatening the lives of those in attendance. Some will fall as a hero will rise.

    Director:David Grossman
    Writer:Bob Daily

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  9. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 9 - Me and My Town
    8.0/10(666 votes)

    #9 - Me and My Town

    S5:E9

    For Gaby and Carlos, injuries sustained in the fire lead to a fortunate discovery. But for most, the consequences are less forgiving. Lynette and Tom vow to protect son Porter at any cost. Susan must learn to let go of the man she loves. Orson's attempt at a good night's sleep puts Bree in a most precarious, though amusing, position on the day of her big cooking demonstration.

    Director:David Warren
    Writer:Lori Kirkland Baker

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  10. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 10 - A Vision's Just a Vision
    8.4/10(685 votes)

    #10 - A Vision's Just a Vision

    S5:E10

    Lynette takes extreme measures to protect her son. Carlos realizes the extent of Gaby's sacrifices for their family. Bree wants to prove to Andrew that she has accepted him for who he is. Katherine finds happiness, as Susan and Mike recognize the fate of their relationship. Meanwhile, Dave starts to lose his grip.

    Director:Larry Shaw
    Writer:David Flebotte

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  11. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 11 - Home Is the Place
    8.1/10(664 votes)

    #11 - Home Is the Place

    S5:E11

    Bree clashes with Alex's mother for their sons' affections. Gabrielle urges Carlos to take a six-figure job, even though it means spending more time away from home. Susan turns to Lee for company while Jackson is away. Lynette catches Preston talking to Porter on the phone. Meanwhile, Edie grows weary of Dave, whose strange behavior hasn't abated.

    Director:David Grossman
    Writer:Jamie Gorenberg

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  12. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 12 - Connect! Connect!
    8.0/10(655 votes)

    #12 - Connect! Connect!

    S5:E12

    Susan and Edie accidentally lock themselves in a basement; the search for Porter leads Lynette to her mother; Mike and Katherine define their relationship; Dave gets closer to exacting revenge.

    Director:Ken Whittingham
    Writer:Jordon Nardino

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  13. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 13 - The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened
    9.1/10(1907 votes)

    #13 - The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened

    S5:E13

    When Eli Scruggs (Beau Bridges), the neighborhood handyman, passes away, the residents of Wisteria Lane realize how much he affected their lives.

    Director:Larry Shaw
    Writers:Bob Daily, Marc Cherry

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  14. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 14 - Mama Spent Money When She Had None
    7.9/10(652 votes)

    #14 - Mama Spent Money When She Had None

    S5:E14

    Bree treats herself to a new car; Susan wants to send M.J. to the best school even though she and Mike can't afford it; Gaby tries to get back into shape; Lee wonders if he should tell Tom and Lynette some disturbing facts about Dave.

    Director:David Warren
    Writer:Jason Ganzel

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  15. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 15 - In a World Where the Kings are Employers
    7.9/10(635 votes)

    #15 - In a World Where the Kings are Employers

    S5:E15

    Susan gets a new job. Lynette tells Tom they need to sell Scavo's Pizzeria. Gaby discovers that Carlos' boss has a dirty little secret; Orson confronts Bree after discovering she has given Andrew a raise.

    Director:David Grossman
    Writer:Lori Kirkland Baker

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  16. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 16 - Crime Doesn't Pay
    7.9/10(645 votes)

    #16 - Crime Doesn't Pay

    S5:E16

    Bree tells Lynette she will help Tom find a job; Carlos' adulterous boss puts Gaby in a precarious situation; after a chance encounter with an old acquaintance, Edie looks into Dave's past.

    Director:Larry Shaw
    Writer:Jamie Gorenberg

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  17. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 17 - The Story of Lucy and Jessie
    8.0/10(643 votes)

    #17 - The Story of Lucy and Jessie

    S5:E17

    Susan tries to impress a teacher at work, Gaby talks Carlos into hiring Lynette, Edie continues to look into Dave's past.

    Director:Bethany Rooney
    Writer:Jordon Nardino

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  18. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 18 - A Spark. To Pierce the Dark.
    8.9/10(717 votes)

    #18 - A Spark. To Pierce the Dark.

    S5:E18

    Bree contemplates selling her business in order to revive her marriage. Meanwhile, Lynette is threatened at work; Katherine is caught in an unforseen circumstance; and Edie's worst fear begins to come true.

    Director:David Grossman
    Writer:Alexandra Cunningham

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  19. Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 19 - Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know
    8.8/10(955 votes)

    #19 - Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know

    S5:E19