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A man in the Witness Protection Program moves his family to New York City so they exploit the situation by starring in a reality tv show.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Delocated Season 1 Episode 6 - Member's Only
    7.8/10(42 votes)

    #1 - Member's Only

    S1:E6

    “Jon” joins a country club. A TV movie is made about “Susan's” life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Delocated Season 2 Episode 4 - Mixer
    7.8/10(33 votes)

    #2 - Mixer

    S2:E4

    "Jon" is invited to a "Witness Protection Convention", while Kim goes undercover to spy on Jon. Yvgeny and Sergei go on a weekend trip to Idaho.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Delocated Season 2 Episode 5 - Jon He Does It
    7.8/10(37 votes)

    #3 - Jon He Does It

    S2:E5

    "Jon" gets his own hidden camera prank show.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Delocated Season 3 Episode 9 - Jon Done Gone Nuts
    7.8/10(24 votes)

    #4 - Jon Done Gone Nuts

    S3:E9

    "Jon's" impulse therapy gets him in hot water when he joins a "Girls Done Gone Nuts" party.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Delocated Season 3 Episode 10 - Reunion Show
    7.7/10(25 votes)

    #5 - Reunion Show

    S3:E10

    The cast gather to discuss the show, but things don't go as planned.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Delocated Season 1 Episode 5 - The Soother
    7.6/10(42 votes)

    #6 - The Soother

    S1:E5

    “Jon” becomes a successful children's lullaby personality while his girlfriend Kim is out of town on a yoga retreat.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Delocated Season 2 Episode 3 - Dog Mayor
    7.6/10(35 votes)

    #7 - Dog Mayor

    S2:E3

    "Jon" puts himself out there and runs for NYC Dog Mayor even though he's in the witness protection program. One of Jon's lies results in the Mirminsky's kidnapping the owner of his favorite sub shop.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Delocated Season 2 Episode 6 - Mole
    7.6/10(37 votes)

    #8 - Mole

    S2:E6

    "Jon" goes undercover to infiltrate the Mirminskys hideaway after a surgery (from the famed film Face/Off) transforms his appearance to match that of Sergei's.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Delocated Season 3 Episode 7 - Friend
    7.6/10(25 votes)

    #9 - Friend

    S3:E7

    Jon discovers he has no friends; the Mirminskys hire a new employee.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Delocated Season 1 Episode 2 - Bar Mitzvah
    7.5/10(40 votes)

    #10 - Bar Mitzvah

    S1:E2

    “Jon” does not like the theme that “David” has chosen for his Bar Mitzvah.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Delocated Season 1 Episode 4 - Rage Cage
    7.5/10(38 votes)

    #11 - Rage Cage

    S1:E4

    “Jon” opens his own business. He also meets a woman who ends up becoming his new girlfriend, Kim.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Delocated Season 2 Episode 1 - Decoys
    7.5/10(32 votes)

    #12 - Decoys

    S2:E1

    The Mirminsky family steps up their game with a new assassin. To ensure "Jon"'s safety, the government enacts "Operation Many Jons."

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Delocated Season 2 Episode 9 - Tap
    7.5/10(30 votes)

    #13 - Tap

    S2:E9

    "Jon" meets his long-lost twin brother.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Delocated Season 3 Episode 2 - Skins
    7.5/10(30 votes)

    #14 - Skins

    S3:E2

    Jon buys something special for his new loft; the Mirminskys plot revenge.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Delocated Season 3 Episode 6 - Sample
    7.5/10(27 votes)

    #15 - Sample

    S3:E6

    Jon vows to stay silent; Yvgeny's girlfriend cheats on him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Delocated Season 1 Episode 3 - Good Buds
    7.4/10(41 votes)

    #16 - Good Buds

    S1:E3

    “Jon” fires Mike so they can officially be friends, and Susan divorces him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Delocated Season 2 Episode 2 - Conversions
    7.4/10(30 votes)

    #17 - Conversions

    S2:E2

    "Jon"'s life gets even more complicated when his ex-wife converts from Judaism to Catholicism and his son "David" expresses his desire to become a woman.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Delocated Season 2 Episode 7 - Kim's Krafts
    7.4/10(29 votes)

    #18 - Kim's Krafts

    S2:E7

    Kim opens her own craft store, and her tortilla hats become a surprise hit in the fashion world. "Jon" competes with Yvgeny in a stand-up comedy contest.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Delocated Season 3 Episode 8 - TB's Mom
    7.3/10(22 votes)

    #19 - TB's Mom

    S3:E8

    TB receives bad news; Jon has a proposition for his dry cleaner.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Delocated Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    7.2/10(47 votes)

    #20 - Pilot

    S1:E1

    “Jon” and his family move to New York City in hopes of finding a new life in the witness relocation program. The family adjusts to new life and changes. Paul Rudd guest stars.

    Director:Jon Glaser
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Delocated Season 2 Episode 8 - Fidence
    7.2/10(21 votes)

    #21 - Fidence

    S2:E8

    "Jon" helps Jay the doorman recover after he takes a bullet for him. Todd Barry pays off his poker debts to the Mirminsky family.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Delocated Season 3 Episode 3 - Midnight Munchingtons
    7.2/10(23 votes)

    #22 - Midnight Munchingtons

    S3:E3

    Jon uncovers a hidden talent.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Delocated Season 3 Episode 5 - Warm-Up
    7.2/10(24 votes)

    #23 - Warm-Up

    S3:E5

    Jon hires a comic to boost his image; Yvgeny tries to get his vodka business off the ground.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Delocated Season 2 Episode 10 - RVB&B
    7.1/10(25 votes)

    #24 - RVB&B

    S2:E10

    Network budget cuts hit "Jon" hard.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Delocated Season 2 Episode 12 - Coma
    7.1/10(20 votes)

    #25 - Coma

    S2:E12

    "Jon's" limits are tested in the Season 2 finale.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"Member's Only" is the best rated episode of "Delocated". It scored 7.8/10 based on 42 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 3/22/2009. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Mixer".