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The Worst Episodes of Cow and Chicken

Every episode of Cow and Chicken ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Cow and Chicken!

Worst episode
S3E4 Goin' My Way?
5.875 votes
Best episode
S1E5 Part-Time Job
7.6103 votes
Top season
Season 4
7.1avg
Binge time
16h 28m
156 episodes
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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 4 - Goin' My Way?
    5.8/10(75 votes)

    S3:E4

    While driving in the snow, Mom and Dad find The Red Guy who says he's heading ""home""; so Mom and Dad take him home with him, and immediately think of him has their new favorite son. Cow and Chicken work together to try to prove The Red Guy's a fraud.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writers:David Feiss, Michael Ryan

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  2. Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 8 - I Scream, Man
    6.3/10(69 votes)

    S4:E8

    It's almost arbor day, and Mom and Dad are feeding their pet piggy pennies so they can crack him open on arbor day. Meanwhile, Cow and Chicken are craving ice cream, and try to chase down the ice cream man (Red Guy).

    Director:David Feiss
    Writer:Gary Wilson

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  3. Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 8 - Where Am I?
    6.3/10(65 votes)

    S3:E8

    Cow stays outside too late, and pretty soon finds herself lost in the woods, and tries to survive. She pretty soon comes to the conclusion that it's eat, or be eaten, so she puts on war paint, and finds a squirrel in a bush, she quickly eats. It turns out she was in the backyard all the time, and her imagination got the better of her.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writers:David Feiss, Michael Ryan

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  4. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 13 - The Ugliest Weenie - Part One
    6.4/10(78 votes)

    S1:E13

    Cow writes a play called The Ugliest Weenie, -- a sad tale about an ugly, deformed weenie in a pack of otherwise beautiful weenies (hotdogs).

    Directors:David Feiss, Monte Young
    Writer:Bill Burnett

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  5. Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 2 - The Laughing Puddle
    6.4/10(73 votes)

    S2:E2

    Chicken, Flem, and Earl play a game of kickball. Cow's udders kick the ball into the bushes, where Chicken, Flem and Earl discover a laughing puddle. After Flem and Chicken run back out, they forget the ball, and go back to discover that Earl is in the puddle. Chicken sends Flem after him, and he is stuck too. Chicken then gets Mom and Dad, who jump into the puddle, and Chicken drops Cow in there to save everyone. Chicken is then the only one left, until he discovers the puddle is a doorway to Boneless Chicken's nightclub.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writer:Bill Burnett

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  6. Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 10 - Sumo Cow
    6.4/10(69 votes)

    S2:E10

    Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl try out for the school's sumo wrestling team. For being big and fat, Cow is the new team member. Soon, everyone fears her, and she feels degected, but it benefits Chicken, because now no one will beat him up.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writer:Steve Marmel

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  7. Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 2 - Horn Envy
    6.4/10(69 votes)

    S3:E2

    Cow has a crush on Crag, the smartest kid in school, but is ignored by him. Her friends try to convince her that her horns are too small, so she tries every way to make them bigger by decorating them with coat hangers, paper masche, and even chocolate chip weenies. Cow later learns that Crag wasn't interest in Cow, because he had a crush on one of her friends.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writers:David Feiss, Michael Ryan

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  8. Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 9 - I Stand Corrected
    6.4/10(65 votes)

    S3:E9

    Weasel and I.R. are sent to a correctional institute were everyone is forced to wear stupid corrective devices.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writers:David Feiss, Michael Ryan

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  9. Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 12 - Revolutionary Weasel
    6.4/10(63 votes)

    S4:E12

    Weasel and I.R. tell their grandsons how they influenced U.S. history.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writers:David Feiss, Michael Ryan

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  10. Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 2 - Black Sheep of the Family
    6.4/10(53 votes)

    S4:E2

    Cow and Chicken get a visit from their cousin, Black Sheep (who really is in both terms). While Mom and Dad run away, Cow and Chicken try to make Black Sheep feel at home, but when he compliments Flem and Earl in scientific terms, they assume that Black Sheep is a dangerous criminal. Cow tries to help Black Sheep, who everyone changes their minds about, after he saves a woman's life from a heart attack.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writers:David Feiss, Michael Ryan

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  11. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 6 - I.R. on Sun
    6.5/10(85 votes)

    S1:E6

    I.R. is jealous of I.M. Weasel being the first on Mars, Jupiter and Uranus. But then NASA tells I.R. that he can become the first on the sun, and I.R. readily accepts the job. This creates quite the challenge for I.M...

    Directors:David Feiss, Robin Steele
    Writer:Richard Pursel

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  12. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 11 - The Molting Fairy
    6.5/10(73 votes)

    S1:E11

    Chicken starts molting, and is convinced that he'll get a dollar for every feather by the molting fairy. Chicken adds it up to $700, and decides to start an I.O.U. system at the carnival.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writers:Bill Burnett, Victor Ortado

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  13. Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 9 - I Am Crybaby
    6.5/10(72 votes)

    S2:E9

    Weasel must relocate the people who suffer from the cronic crybaby syndrome, not knowing that they are the main source of water on the planet.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writer:Richard Pursel

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  14. Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 5 - The Babysitter
    6.5/10(72 votes)

    S3:E5

    Mom and Dad go out of town, leaving Cow as the babysitter, because she's the biggest, and not the oldest. Pretty soon, Chicken is at the mercy of his sister's babysitting technique: eating marshmallow soup for supper, doing homework with Crabs the Warthog doll, Piles the Beaver doll, and Manure the Bear doll, taking a bath and being scrubbed with dishsoap, and wearing diapers.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writer:Steve Marmel

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  15. Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 10 - Sergeant Weenie Arms
    6.5/10(71 votes)

    S3:E10

    After Earl gets the new Sergeant Weenie Arms action figure, he, Flem and Chicken go to Dead Skull Cave to meet the soldier himself, and become full-fledge weenie marines. After they do so, they learn that weenie marines are sissies.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writer:Maxwell Atoms

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  16. Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 11 - Comet!
    6.5/10(70 votes)

    S2:E11

    Cow and Chicken's class go on a field trip to the Cometorium, where Chicken is bored stiff. After getting hit by one of Dad's golf balls (he was golfing right next door), Chicken hangs it in front of the telescope; soon, the whole town is in panic of the arrival of ""Dad's Ball Comet"".

    Director:David Feiss
    Writer:Steve Marmel

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  17. Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 5 - Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast
    6.6/10(69 votes)

    S2:E5

    The Red Guy hosts a new late night talk show called ""Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast"", and reminds the viewers that tonight's Halloween. Chicken calls in, and is instructed to dress as a human being. So, Cow and Chicken go trick or treating as Mom and Dad, only to find that the neighbors assume that a grown man and woman are trick or treating. With that, Super Cow and Chicken teach The Red Guy a lesson.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writer:Richard Pursel

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  18. Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 12 - I.R.'s Phantom Foot
    6.6/10(69 votes)

    S2:E12

    I.R. hurts himself while walking up to Weasel's house! Weasel discovers that I.R. has broken his phantom foot! When I.R. goes to see Dr Clearbottom on phantom limbs, this doc's services are at a very high price! Weasel later reveals that it was Clearbottom who dug the hole which injured I.R.'s phantom foot so he can take all his money!

    Director:David Feiss
    Writer:Richard Pursel

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  19. Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 4 - Pirate Lessons
    6.6/10(67 votes)

    S2:E4

    The Red Guy is now Captain Butz Pirate, and wants to give Cow and Chicken pirate lessons. He takes them aboard his pirate ship in the middle of the duck pond, and teaches them how to say ""argh"", carve peglegs, hold worms for ransom, and sink Flem and Earl's boat. But after that incident, Cow, Chicken, and their flag/man Jolly Roger declare mutiny.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writer:Bill Burnett

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  20. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 4 - Supermodel Cow
    6.7/10(93 votes)

    S1:E4

    At the mall, Cow gets noticed by a fashion photographer from Vague Magazine. Her bovine looks become the latest fad.

    Directors:David Feiss, Robert Alvarez
    Writers:David Feiss, Bill Burnett

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  21. Cow and Chicken Season 1 Episode 9 - Deep Sea Tour
    6.7/10(78 votes)

    S1:E9

    Bathysphere operator I.R. Baboon takes children on a deep sea tour.

    Directors:David Feiss, Robin Steele
    Writer:Richard Pursel

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  22. Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 7 - Cow Fly
    6.7/10(72 votes)

    S3:E7

    Cow is depressed because she has no friends: until she finds a fly in her room and befriends it. Pretty soon she and the fly are inseperable: until Chicken, Mom and Dad call in the fly exterminator.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writers:David Feiss, Michael Ryan

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  23. Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 8 - Dream Date Chicken
    6.7/10(71 votes)

    S2:E8

    Chicken is tired of always having to do chores, so he chews Mom and Dad out, and runs away to be a bachelor with Cousin Boneless Chicken. One at Boneless's Chicken attracts the attention on Boneless's blind-date, Linda. Linda falls head over heals for Chicken, which makes Boneless disgusted.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writer:Richard Pursel

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  24. Cow and Chicken Season 2 Episode 13 - Dirty Laundry
    6.7/10(71 votes)

    S2:E13

    The school's newspaper editor has been fired. Teacher then brings in The Red Guy, as reporter Geraldo Rearviewa to advise. He decides to produce a new school-news show, and makes Chicken the anchorman, and Cow the editor. But soon, Red Guy's false stories makes Chicken loses friends.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writer:Steve Marmel

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  25. Cow and Chicken Season 3 Episode 1 - Can Cow Come Out and Play?
    6.7/10(67 votes)

    S3:E1

    The Red Guy is depressed because no one will play with him. After seeing Cow has Crabs the Warthog, he wants to play with her because he has Crabs's doll house. When he askes to play with Cow, she tells him not if he was the last man on earth. With that he locks the entire world in a trailer, and is the last man standing: but Cow still won't play with him.

    Director:David Feiss
    Writers:Steve Marmel, David Feiss

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Goin' My Way?" is the worst rated episode of Cow and Chicken. It scored 5.8/10 from 75 votes. Directed by David Feiss and written by David Feiss, Michael Ryan, it aired on August 22, 1998. This episode scored 0.5 points lower than the second lowest rated, "I Scream, Man".

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