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The Worst Episodes of China, IL

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The absurdist legacy of the worst college in America is set to unfold, as the Professor Brothers, Steve and Frank Smith, alongside their colleagues, deal with life, each other, and the nagging responsibility of their

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    China, IL Season 1 Episode 1 - Rewind, Pause, Pay!
    6.8/10(74 votes)

    S1:E1

    Ronald Reagan wants revenge on the unstable Steve in the premiere of this animated comedy chronicling the hijinks of a pair of brothers who teach at a state university.

    Director:Mike L. Mayfield
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  2. China, IL Season 3 Episode 2 - Best Face Forward
    7.0/10(31 votes)

    S3:E2

    Frank's butt learns how to speak and becomes a world-famous stand-up comic.

    Director:Angelo Hatgistavrou
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  3. China, IL Season 3 Episode 7 - Displays of Manhood
    7.4/10(22 votes)

    S3:E7

    In order to prove his masculinity, Frank challenges a boxing legend to a fight; Baby Cakes and Pony compete in a game of Dungeons & Dragons.

    Director:Griffith Kimmins
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  4. China, IL Season 3 Episode 9 - Gummie World
    7.4/10(24 votes)

    S3:E9

    Steve and Baby Cakes strike it rich; Frank falls in love with a piece of a movie star.

    Director:Angelo Hatgistavrou
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  5. China, IL Season 1 Episode 4 - Coming Out Of The Casket
    7.5/10(47 votes)

    S1:E4

    Student registration for the History Department sinks to an all-time low after the death of Harold, one of the faculty's best professors. Steve must come up with a plan to save their jobs while Frank becomes convinced that he's getting unsolicited attention from a paranormal being.

    Director:Mike L. Mayfield
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  6. China, IL Season 1 Episode 2 - Dean vs. Mayor
    7.6/10(48 votes)

    S1:E2

    The Mayor is tired of the riots sparked by UCI, and challenges The Dean to an arm wrestling contest for control of the school.

    Director:Mike L. Mayfield
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  7. China, IL Season 1 Episode 5 - Secret Society
    7.7/10(46 votes)

    S1:E5

    Steve realizes life after tenure isn't as exciting as he suspected, and Pony finds out that the Dean has a secret that he'd do anything to keep hidden.

    Director:Mike L. Mayfield
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  8. China, IL Season 2 Episode 4 - The Diamond Castle
    7.7/10(42 votes)

    S2:E4

    Frank discovers that Thomas Jefferson's mythical Diamond Castle is real.

    Director:Griffith Kimmins
    Writers:Brad Neely, Jack Kukoda

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  9. China, IL Season 1 Episode 3 - Baby Boom
    7.8/10(46 votes)

    S1:E3

    A giant baby destroys the campus, and the faculty is split on how to handle the situation.

    Director:Mike L. Mayfield
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  10. China, IL Season 1 Episode 7 - Chinese New Year
    7.8/10(37 votes)

    S1:E7

    The professors join together to build robotic replicas of themselves to take their place.

    Director:Mike L. Mayfield
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  11. China, IL Season 1 Episode 8 - Frankensteve
    7.8/10(37 votes)

    S1:E8

    After both Frank and Steve sustain life-threatening injuries during a wrestling match, Dr. Falgot performs surgery on them turning Frankensteve into a super brother.

    Director:Mike L. Mayfield
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  12. China, IL Season 3 Episode 5 - Bi-Topping-Ality
    7.8/10(27 votes)

    S3:E5

    The Mayor bans eating anchovies in town; Trump's child is the newest student at UCI.

    Director:Angelo Hatgistavrou
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  13. China, IL Season 2 Episode 3 - Do You Know Who You Look Like?
    7.9/10(40 votes)

    S2:E3

    The history department hires a new professor who looks just like Steve. Pony reveals she can't speak Spanish.

    Director:Griffith Kimmins
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  14. China, IL Season 3 Episode 8 - Life Coaches
    7.9/10(24 votes)

    S3:E8

    Steve, Frank, Baby Cakes and Pony all become life coaches for each other.

    Director:Angelo Hatgistavrou
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  15. China, IL Season 3 Episode 6 - Parent's Day
    8.0/10(30 votes)

    S3:E6

    Baby Cakes cannot attend the faculty Parent's Day at UCI because he must visit his mother for the weekend.

    Director:Griffith Kimmins
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  16. China, IL Season 2 Episode 2 - Is College Worth It?
    8.1/10(45 votes)

    S2:E2

    Pony must take drastic measures to afford a recently raised tuition.

    Director:Griffith Kimmins
    Writers:Brad Neely, Rebecca Addelman

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  17. China, IL Season 2 Episode 5 - Kenny Winker Rules
    8.1/10(37 votes)

    S2:E5

    Kenny Winker is giving away a ticket to hang with him on his tour bus.

    Director:Griffith Kimmins
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  18. China, IL Season 2 Episode 9 - Prank Week
    8.1/10(34 votes)

    S2:E9

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    Director:Griffith Kimmins
    Writers:Brad Neely, Jack Kukoda

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  19. China, IL Season 1 Episode 6 - Prom Face/Off
    8.2/10(38 votes)

    S1:E6

    The Staff-Only Prom is thrown in a condemned building formerly used by Professor Cakes who experimented on hippies there.

    Director:Mike L. Mayfield
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  20. China, IL Season 1 Episode 10 - Dean's List
    8.3/10(39 votes)

    S1:E10

    Different departments on campus are selected for The Dean's List, an annual scavenger hunt that is much more dangerous than it sounds.

    Director:Mike L. Mayfield
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  21. China, IL Season 2 Episode 1 - The Perfect Lecture
    8.3/10(52 votes)

    S2:E1

    Frank wants to give a perfect lecture on the first day of school.

    Director:Griffith Kimmins
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  22. China, IL Season 2 Episode 6 - China-Man Begins
    8.3/10(41 votes)

    S2:E6

    Frank bets that he will be the focus of the "Person of the Day" news segment.

    Director:Griffith Kimmins
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  23. China, IL Season 3 Episode 4 - Crow College
    8.3/10(30 votes)

    S3:E4

    Since crows have the intelligence of 4-year-old humans, the dean enrolls a murder of them as new students.

    Director:Angelo Hatgistavrou
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  24. China, IL Season 3 Episode 1 - A Gentleman's Bet
    8.4/10(34 votes)

    S3:E1

    No description available

    Director:Griffith Kimmins
    Writer:Brad Neely

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  25. China, IL Season 3 Episode 3 - Charlize
    8.5/10(35 votes)

    S3:E3

    Steve, Frank and Baby Cakes start a band in order to gain the attention of a beautiful celebrity.

    Director:Griffith Kimmins
    Writer:Brad Neely

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Rewind, Pause, Pay!" is the worst rated episode of "China, IL". It scored 6.8/10 based on 74 votes. Directed by Mike L. Mayfield and written by Brad Neely, it aired on 10/2/2011. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Best Face Forward".