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   #1 - Proper Crimbo

   S2:E911/21/2003

   Avid reveals that he has recorded a single to compete in the Christmas charts, entitled "Proper Crimbo", and takes us behind the scenes of the music video, with stars including Matthew Wright, John Leslie, Bob Geldof, Dermot O'Leary, Jade Goody and Sting.

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   #2 - Ho Ho Ho Selecta!

   S2:E1012/23/2003

   Craig David visits Santa Claus' grotto; Michael Jackson teaches Mel B the art of carol singing; Elton John delivers an alternative Queen's speech; and a number of famous faces join together for a choir recital.

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   #3 - A Bear's Christmas Tail

   S3:E1012/28/2004

   The Bear decides to move out of his treehouse and find himself a family... but not quite everything goes to plan.

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   #4 - Avid in the U.S.A.

   S4:E110/13/2006

   Avid and his wife Sacha talk about their move to L.A., and the celebrities who stay at their new hotel. Meanwhile, in the Michael Jackson Show, Michael pimps a bride.

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   #5 - Avid Hangs Out With... Justin Timberlake

   S4:E210/20/2006

   Avid meets Justin Timberlake, while wolf-boy Ralph talks to Carlito about what it would be like to be with a woman like Sacha.

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   #6 - The Bear and the Supermodel

   S4:E310/27/2006

   The Bear meets Victoria Silvstedt, and Sacha starts having an affair with Ralph the wolf-boy.

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   #7 - Chris Martin's Donuts

   S4:E411/3/2006

   Avid catches Sacha kissing Ralph, whilst she's seeing Steve Guttenberg. Chris Martin has fun shopping for donuts.

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   #8 - Avid and the... Movie Star

   S4:E511/10/2006

   Carlito tries to tell Ralph that wolf boys can't have relationships with humans after he becomes upset over losing Sacha. Avid and Sacha meet Dean Cain.

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   #9 - Pete Docherty's Addiction

   S4:E611/17/2006

   Krishnan Guru-Murphy reports on Pete Docherty's latest addiction - peas. Plus The Bear finally gets a gig, presenting a chat show.

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    #10 - The Bear's Proper Chrimbo!

    S4:E712/18/2009

    The Bear counts down his top twenty all-time favourite Christmas-related music videos, including both of Avid Merrion's Christmas-related singles – "Proper Crimbo" and "I Got You Babe".

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    #11 - Avid Becomes Obsessive with... Nadine

    S3:E57/16/2004

    Avid interviews Sean Pertwee on his talk show set; The Bear goes camping with Lisa Stansfield in The Bear's Showbiz Tail, and Nadine returns to the studio to perform "No Limit".

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    #12 - Avid Goes to the... Movies

    S2:E57/4/2003

    The Bear interviews Edith Bowman; Avid attends the movie premiere of Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle; and former Take That member Mark Owen makes an unexpected appearance.

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    7.1/10(23 votes)

    #13 - Avid and the... Spice Girl

    S3:E16/18/2004

    Avid gives a tour of his new chat show set and the people who work there, and he also interviews Emma Bunton; Paul McKenna is interviewed by The Bear; Mel B and Patsy Kensit share a house in a spoof of The Odd Couple, and Craig David starts filming his new video diary.

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    7.1/10(21 votes)

    #14 - Avid Learns How to... Be Cool

    S3:E37/2/2004

    Avid tries to entertain Jack Osbourne with an afternoon in the Jacuzzi; and Keith Lemon has a proposition for Avid.

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    #15 - Avid Falls in Love with... Nadine

    S3:E47/9/2004

    The Bear becomes an agony aunt with Phil Vickery and Fern Britton on the This Morning set. Nick Cotton and Kat Slater argue in the laundrette in Eastendings; Craig David has trouble with his PR Manager; in The Odd Couple, Mel B and Patsy Kensit talk about the size of their breasts; and Nadine gives a live performance of her new single.

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    7.1/10(20 votes)

    #16 - Avid and the... Coronation Street Threesome

    S3:E67/23/2004

    In Doin' Porridge, Michael Jackson has some recreation time in the prison yard; The Bear and Jonathan Ross rehearse for "Bear: The Movie"; Avid meets Suranne Jones and Samia Ghadie on the set of Coronation Street; Craig David edits his new video for "Soda Pop" in the new segment of his video diary, and Mel B looks after Patsy Kensit when she is ill in The Odd Couple.

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    #17 - Avid and the Trouble with... The Osbournes

    S3:E77/30/2004

    Avid interviews to Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne about their daughter, Kelly; in Eastendings, Kat Slater has a run in with Sonia's Dad, and the show then experiences technical difficulties caused by The Bear; Craig David throws a party for his single "Soda Pop"; it's Psychotherapy Day for Michael Jackson in Doin' Porridge; and in The Odd Couple, Patsy Kensit and Mel B exercise to a work out video.

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    7.2/10(19 votes)

    #18 - That One With Lots of Guests

    S3:E88/6/2004

    Avid interviews a number of celebrity guests, including Myleene Klass, Vernon Kay, Dermot O'Leary and Craig Phillips.

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    7.3/10(18 votes)

    #19 - Avid vs..... Meatloaf

    S2:E67/11/2003

    The bear interviews Vernon Kay; Avid goes behind-the-scenes at Party in the Park; Meat Loaf challenges Avid to a sing-off; and Kylie Minogue finds herself caught in a bidding war for her old underwear.

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    #20 - Avid and the... Australian

    S3:E26/25/2004

    Michael Jackson starts a protest on the prison roof in Doin' Porridge; in The Odd Couple, Mel B annoys Patsy Kensit in the bathroom; The Bear goes to the pub with Bob Mortimer; and Avid interviews Peter Andre.

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    7.4/10(20 votes)

    #21 - Avid Dreams of... Mis-Teeq

    S2:E36/20/2003

    Avid is arrested for stalking Vanessa Feltz; Craig David goes on a promotional tour for his new single; David Beckham learns how to ride a bike; Michael Jackson tries out some new international cuisine; The Bear interviews Kerry Katona; Ant & Dec find out what their latest task on Saturday Night Takeaway is; and Avid has dreams of meeting Mis-Teeq.

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    7.4/10(20 votes)

    #22 - Avid on the... Radio

    S2:E77/18/2003

    The Bear interviews Davina McCall and Dermot O'Leary on the set of Big Brother; Michael Jackson scatters Barry White's ashes; Mel B gives a guided tour of her house; and Avid finally comes face-to-face with Chris Moyles.

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    7.5/10(19 votes)

    #23 - Craig David's Doppelganger

    S2:E87/25/2003

    Craig David discovers he has a doppelganger; David Sneddon gives his first live performance since Fame Academy; and Richard Madeley reveals details of his first encounter with Judy Finnigan, and how her ample assets have made his life brighter.

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    #24 - Michael Jackson's Family Tree

    S1:E49/27/2002

    Michael Jackson introduces Janet Jackson for the first time; he tells The Osbournes to tone down their swearing. The Bear interviews Christine Hamilton. Avid's odd neighbour Ozzey discovers that he is keeping Craig Phillips hostage. Avid tries to meet Geri Halliwell at a book signing but is ejected but security guards. Craig David wants to break America, but mistakenly flies to Majorca instead. Avid meets Keith Duffy in a pub. David Blaine performs a trick in the street. Will Young is interviewed by a computer for Celebrity Test.

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    7.7/10(20 votes)

    #25 - Avid's Back... Back Again

    S2:E16/6/2003

    Jade Goody gives birth to a new baby; Craig David begins a sold-out tour; Katie Price airs an argument between members of The Spice Girls and Girls Aloud; Michael Jackson offers P. Diddy the chance to duet with him; Avid attends a celebrity football game where he meets Rod Stewart, and Gareth Gates has a weird encounter with Justin Hawkins.

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