Tide CEO: You Gotta Stop Eating Tide Pods

ABC CEO: “No More Racist Shows”

Venmo CEO: We’re Fun!

MoviePass CEO: PLEASE DON’T CANCEL

Tumblr CEO: No More Porn

JUUL CEO: No More Advertising to Kids

GoFundMe CEO: We Could Use a Few Fun Ones

Tide CEO: Soap Isn’t Medicine

A Message from the Skype CEO

Oreo CEO: Stop Making New Oreos

Hardware Store CEO: We’re Rebranding (for Some Reason)